Description
This delightful ruler will have your guy crying his eyes out...either from laughter or humiliation.
Care to see how he measures up? Simply use this ruler and find out!
Measures up to 11" and each inch has a cleverly fun description next to them, like:
-Are you in yet? (2")
-You Gotta Work It! (5")
-It's A Keeper! (9")
-Mule Cock (10")
Shaped like a penis itself, the Yard Dick is an amusing novelty item to have around regardless of your intentions with it.
See Yard dick image.