Witty worm red – simple as an anal probe could be

Non-electric and non-scented, the Witty worm™ is the ultimate minimalist anal sex toy because there are so many ways to have fun with it despite its simple design. Able to please amateurs and connoisseurs alike, the Witty worm can be enjoyed in the tub or you can take advantage of its stable and harness compatible base with a partner. The wide base makes it easier to lower your body onto it and to retrieve it. Our favorite feature of this toy by far is the rounded smiley face tip that tops the six inch shaft and seems to say "you look stressed, let me cheer you up. Just don't forget to use me with a water based lubricant; my silicon body doesn't work well with oil or silicon lubes!" This toy is hypoallergenic and can also be used as a vaginal dildo-but don't use the same one (to avoid spreading germs), and, as with all toys, don't forget to wash it before and after. For extra sensory excitement, try heating it up with hot water or cooling it down with ice, and enjoy the ride.