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    •   Velocifero

      posts: The points system was very generous before, I think that's fair to say, but the way it was...

      07/10/2013
  • Discussion:

    #AskEden - So what's the word?   (16)
    started by No-nita
    Category: Letters from the Owner
    •   Velocifero

      posts: I am really uncomfortable with the recent issues, both in how they've been spoken of, as well as the...

      07/01/2013
  • Review:

    Divine balance review
    Weak, weird, and wobbly sounding.
    by APaleBlueDot
     
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    •   APaleBlueDot

      writes: Weak, weird, and wobbly sounding.

      05/30/2013
  • Follow-up review:

    Liv review
    Liv's my girlfriend's other lover.
    by APaleBlueDot, 5 months after original review
    •   APaleBlueDot

      writes: I wish it was long enough. It doesn't give you enough leverage to really use it forcefully and with..."

      05/30/2013
  • Follow-up review:

    K-Y jelly review
    The Average Jane/Joe's Lubrication
    by APaleBlueDot, 5 months after original review
    •   APaleBlueDot

      writes: After trying other lubes, I have to say, KY is still a pretty good, standard choice for most..."

      05/30/2013
  • Follow-up review:

    Silicone ballgag with string review
    Dual purpose slingshot-sextoy!
    by APaleBlueDot, 5 months after original review
    •   APaleBlueDot

      writes: This has been enjoyable to use despite its downfalls. I still wish it had a latch on it. It is very..."

      05/30/2013
  • Product:

    Nick Hawk swivel whip
    Nick Hawk swivel whip
    Whip by Cal Exotics
    Price: $6.90
    Sale
    Holidays Clearance 70%
    •   Velocifero

      says: I am REALLY dubious about the design of this. It's like Xzibit himself put a whip on your whip.

      05/27/2013
  • Review:

    Twistty silicone rabbit vibrator review
    Oh Maia
    by Velocifero
     
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    •   Velocifero

      writes: Oh Maia

      04/27/2013
  • Follow-up review:

    Ashlynn Brooke's love doll review
    Blow up dolls have a long way to go
    by APaleBlueDot, 1 day after original review
    •   APaleBlueDot

      writes: These days, the love doll sits partially deflated in the corner of our room. She never could hold..."

      03/28/2013
    •   APaleBlueDot

      writes: Blow up dolls have a long way to go

      03/28/2013
  • Follow-up review:

    Lia encaser review
    What a strange groove.
    by APaleBlueDot, 1 day after original review
    •   APaleBlueDot

      writes: This toy is on the verge of being thrown out. It has literally no sustained purpose in our sex toy..."

      03/28/2013
  • Review:

    Lia encaser review
    What a strange groove.
    by APaleBlueDot
     
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    Bee:
    •   APaleBlueDot

      writes: What a strange groove.

      03/28/2013
  • Follow-up review:

    Sliquid sizzle review
    Sizzling mediocrity
    by APaleBlueDot, 2 months after original review
    •   APaleBlueDot

      writes: This lube is still quite good when it works, but I've come to realize that it just dries up too..."

      03/28/2013
  • Review:

    Sliquid sizzle review
    Sizzling mediocrity
    by APaleBlueDot
     
    •   Velocifero

      rated the editor's job

      02/07/2013
 
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