Thank you! I hope to have the review out in a day or two. :)

Never used a glass toy. Waiting for your review. Great work!

Can't wait to read your review on your first glass toy!!!!

ha, yes, the page ever grows...I am so excited about getting a glass toy!! I know so many people say they are awesome, so I doubt I'll be disappointed. I can't believe I'll just be getting one now though, been wanting one for sooooo long.

WHOA, your page is a thousand years long with all these comments. I saw you wrote that you are getting your first glass toy and I was surprised! You are in for a treat.

Thank you very much, reviewing toys has turned out to be more fun than I had anticipated it would. I love writing reviews :) 8? Wow! 2 more and the count will be in double digits! Thanks for the comment :)

I just wanted to say how much I enjoy reading your reviews and that they have helped me out immensely! Thanks for all your hard work and I hope to see many more from you! =) btw.....the count is now 8! I don't get to play as much as I used to though.... My silly kids think they deserve to play more! =P

The count is now at 7, yay! I am really excited for Fable 2, though I won't be getting it right away due to a money crunch. I can't wait to play it once I do get it though. I've got my eye of Fallout 3 also. I know what you mean about the video games and the sex toys...that is where all my money goes too :)

Oh. I don't know why I never read your profile before. Just thought I'd let you know there's yet another gamer chick around here. Woohoo! Only a week until Fable 2. I haven't been playing games much lately (working, meh). I bought Viva Pinata 2 recently and have barely played it, and I have over 100 hours on Oblivion, and I still haven't beaten it. But I'm really looking forward to Fable 2. Video games and sex toys are about the only things I spend money on anymore. :)

Now the trouble is finding the time and when i'm in the mood haha. How are things with you? I hope you and the fam are doing well. Josh

You're very welcome, and so glad you are enjoying it. Glad the other toy is working out great too :) Get better from your cold. It's never fun to be sick, especially when there are new toys that need played with ;)

Bulma, Ohh sweet amazing Bulma! If I lived closer to you I would buy you a drink or lunch and give you the biggest hug. I just tried my new hotti and damn ohhh damn. I was out of breath, I mean like my mind was blown away! I cannot wait to find a girl now to peg me with it all night long haha. I just wanted to say thank you. I was debating it and you push me over the edge! Your husband is a lucky man and hope all is well in your house. I got a head cold now... boooo!
Oh and I'm also in love with the Lanny toy, it's amazing how a little bit more makes all the difference in a toy!
Later

Thank you for the dune compairing. I will remember that when I get to play with it haha. I kind of figure, it's a pocket pussy, so not like it's hard to mess up. But what are the chances I'll ever get to be with her, and no one done a review so why not hahaha.
If any kind of masturbator could replace a real woman, we all would know. So many guys would just be like....hmmmm try and fail or buy this...buy this haha. But at less for me, it's nice to be able to have something since I'm single and don't have to be horny 24/7. I think you should try it at less once, one it shows your open to sugguestions, two probably will turn him on which...is that ever a bad thing? Three, he probably wants you to get the feeling what it's like to be with a woman without being with a woman...if that makes sense haha. So try it just to say you did. Besides, if it turns him on, you might get more play time with it in other areas ;)
I have mine in my little dresser next to my bed, so it's out of sight. But when i have kids, lock and key haha. I found my parents ones and was weird cause they are very reglious and sex was a bad word kind of thing. But yeah, don't want your kids running around with your lone star and hitting each other with that haha.
And thank you about not being horrendous haha. I am an artist, I do write but I draw more then write. I ahve been trying to get better but some people will have perfect english but be boring. I mean like I'm falling asleep. While others get me all hot, I'll go bust out my toys haha. But this place is about helping, hell i find it funny how little I knew when I got my first toy. Which is starting to rip, I mean I am a good size but not huge but I don't use it that often. CHEAP TOYS GRRRR! Have a good one and hope the fam is good.

Ever see the original Dune movie? The pocket pussy kinda reminds me of the huge worm things that folded space. I think it's the shape and color really, and the pussy lips look a lot like that worm thing's face. lol Hope it works out good for you though.

My husband usually doesn't get enough time away from me to masturbate without me knowing, and if he tries it at home he ends up with a one-woman audience ;) If the thing replaced me, then I wouldn't want him to have it, but I don't think sex toys replace real people, so it doesn't bother me. It has mostly become an accessory for him to use while doing something for me, or I use it on him once he is too exhausted to do much else. He has brought up the idea of using it on me while I've got a dildo strapped on. And while it sounds like fun, I prefer to be putting the fake dick somewhere else :P

I think a shoebox is in order for hiding one of these things. The Fleshlight does come in a brown cardboard box that is barely big enough for it. I think keeping it in that would be way more discreet than just having the toy sitting out. It is obvious what the thing is. That's one reason why I got the nondescript orifice, so in case one of the children found it they wouldn't see a realistic looking pussy on it. The slit seems to create some nice suction too, whereas a larger opening might not.

I know what you mean about the reviews getting picked apart. I think some people assume that if something is misspelled that the person doesn't care about their reviews, or is just lazy. I don't know how many times I recheck and reread my reviews, and I still come out with a mistake or two. There are some reviews that are horrendous, but I never thought yours were among them. Some people do need to relax, heck isn't that what the sex toys are for anyways?!

Hahaha, I hate when that happens. I really really want to try some glass but yeah going to wait on that. I want to try the whole hot and cold think. But to get a good one coast some coin. But that's like any good toy, I kind of learn, better to spend a little more and enjoy it though, then throw it away.
That's cool about the fleshlight, I can see how it would be nice to have different sleeves. I just like my toys to be able to I don't know...Hide haha. I am glad you let him get one though, I know some women get really sensitive if their man has anything to do with woman like thing in any shape way or form. I think that's why guys tend to be shy about porn. Course, he's probably not a loud to use it without you since you complain he isn't horny enough haha.
Hey, I did just order the Hottie and well this I am a big fan of hers and well I wanted to try a new one. Haha, I know, something not anal, haha. And I still need to write about the Ryder, I kind of hate writing reviews cause I misspell or do something wrong and then the comments come. People need to relax here and get laid haha.

Bulma, I have a great bullet that has strong vibes if you want... I did not hold up as well as I had hoped but I still feel it was well worth the 20 I spent on it! The vibes were GREAT!

Tandy- Ummmm, thank you?

Greathouse2008- I replied to you about the glass, and my post got lost! I clicked "post" and it disappeared. Anyways, I won't type it all again, but I will say that I currently do not have any glass toys and am dying to try one. I am having a lot of trouble picking one out though. I want a bump juicer with a rotary handle, but let's face it, those are frickin' expensive! Some day I will buy a glass dildo, though I am having trouble deciding which one gets to be my first.

The fleshlight does seem to be pretty good, though the original sleeve is a little loose for a average sized dick. I still haven't got the review done for it. I keep telling myself that I'll do it a little later, but I just keep saying that and it's not writing itself. lol I just need to buckle down and write the thing.

ThePornLibrarian- Thank you :) And you're very welcome, I love writing the reviews and the whole process is a lot of fun, especially the "research" part of it ;)

I just wanted to thank you for your thoughtful reviews - i always look to your bio page for suggestions!