From small town Texas to L.A. And now back to Austin.
Hetero...is that even PC anymore?
I don't want to do you. I want to hug you. And maybe eat bacon with you. And by bacon, I mean the breakfast meat.
See if you can tell which is a lie:
1. I'm not completely turned off by socks with sandals.
2. I once had a paraplegic fiance I affectionately dubbed Hot Wheels. That wasn't why we broke up.
3. I've never had s-e-x.
4. I've seen Rosebud in person.
5. I firmly believe, upon meeting anyone of potential importance, that one is obligated to do an eight step hug and sniff.
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