For my next magic trick I'll need a condom and a volunteer
I think sex is better than logic,
but I can't prove it. Kinky is using a feather.
Perverted is using the whole chicken. Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough. FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS! Except that one where you're naked in church. WANTED: A meaningful overnight relationship. God Made Pot.Man Made Beer.Who Do You Trust? I need someone really bad.Are you really bad? I still miss my ex.
but my aim is getting better! 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not! I was only looking at your nametag, honest! Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. Don't get married. Find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Five days a week my body is a temple.The other two it's an amusement park.
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