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General information
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- Location
- Texas, y'all.
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- Gender
- Female . . . the last time I checked.
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- Age
- 24
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- Sexual orientation
- Straight, but always accused of being queer. b00bies!
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- Role
- Advanced reviewer
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- Rank
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4.8 / 10
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- Total reviews
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- Total discussions
- 5
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- Total posts
- 29
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- Keeping it clean and real.
- The character Steve on the BBC's 'Coupling' had this to say about masturbation: "Masturbation is supposed to be a bad thing. It's a stealth activity. You do it on your own, in secret, and you lie about it afterwards. You feel guilt! It's one of the last forms of entirely safe guilt left available to a man. I mean, look at this place! Look what the mad fools have done: it's an office suite for masturbation. There's a *receptionist*. There are no receptionists in masturbation. Do you realize what I'm supposed to do here? Do you understand the insanity of it? I am being asked to masturbate in a *good* *cause*. No. Susan, I implore you. I implore all women everywhere on behalf of all men. Do not take the wrongness of masturbation from us."
Well, I'm making it my personal mission to unsoil the image of masturbation. Bwahahahaha . . .
Masturbation is just as normal and moral as getting your back scratched, except, it should done privately. ;-p
Oh . . . and before I forget: buy me stuff. *holds out hands* I'm not too proud to accept charity when it comes to toys.
My links
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My blogs
- http://www.livejournal.com/mahou_jen
- http://mahou_jen.livejournal.com
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Favorite websites
- http://www.outtherecomic.com
My favorite products
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- Golden curved love wand
- Glass G-spot shaft
- $59.99
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All my reviews
Reviews for July 25 - October 4
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- I've Got Big Balls!
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- Gigi . . .My precioussssss . . .
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- Tiny vibe saves the day.
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