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K. Mummenschantz

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5.3/10

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K. Mummenschantz freelances for anyone who needs a persnitckety, dirty-minded, cantankerous wordsmith. Currently she proofreads a lot of paranormal erotica and has found that even bad sex scenes make her randy. It took her 26 years, three clunky vibrators, dozens of unhelpful books, lots of fun experimentation, and one hell of a patient partner to have her first orgasm, which finally happened after a concerted effort to use a bit of unemployed time to get to know her juicy bits a little better. Her toy box now mostly contains loud, intense, battery-sucking vibrators because she is orgasmically impatient and making up for lost time.