Im an urban legend. Girls like me don't exist. lol.
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Im emotional, sensitive,caring, loving, honest, insecure and neurotic.
Im a bit of a smart ass...
I'm an incorrigible flirt.
I've been told im a mix of Martha Stewart, June Cleaver and Betty Crocker all rolled up with a bit of Jenna Jamison and Christy Canyon.
Don't mistake my kindness for weakness,or my passion for obsession.
I dont care if you lick windows, ride the short bus, screw farm animals or occasionally shit yourself......You hang in there sunshine. You're fuckin' special!
This one time, i masturbated...and the WHOLE house shook. True story. ;)
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