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The RealTouch is unique, innovative, and a must-have for porn enthusiasts. This isn't exactly plug and play, but if you take the time and learn how it works and how to clean it, you will be rewarded with an amazing product that is unlike anything you've ever used! I can't stress enough the importance of reading over all the instructions before even hooking it up to your computer. Have fun!The exterior of the product is simple hard plastic that slides apart to allow access to the insides.
The inside is where the magic happens! On the two rollers is soft TPR that is pretty easy to clean and definitely feel great. The nice thing about the RealTouch is that the texture isn't for a more experienced or inexperienced toy user; it's great for all users.
Overall, the design is great for a first generation product. I could see a few places where improvements could be made to improve the general shape of the toy. I bet the next gen of RealTouch is going to be even better.
Except for the entrance to the toy, it's pretty discreet. You can't really tell what it is when you look at it. It could easily pass as a strange peripheral for your computer, like a strange scanner or camera. It is a little bulky to use. Maybe if there was some sort of stand or something you could put under your desk to hold it up, it'd be great. It is a bit heavy to hold in place while you're balls deep and watching a 10 minute porn clip that you can feel.
The rollers inside are about 6-7" long, but that isn't too much of a problem. If you're a longer guy, just put in what you can. If you're an average sized guy, just go all the way in and you'll enjoy the ride.
The heating elements and lube application system are great. No one likes cold lube or having to stop in the middle of what you're doing to apply more.
Here is a short video on how the RealTouch works.
Basically, there's a pair of TPR rollers inside the hole that move back and forth with varying speed and intensity that stimulate what you see on screen. The device is programmed to auto-lube (a feature I'd like on all things, auto-lubing). The lube even gets warmed inside the product!
As I mentioned above, the device replicates what you see on screen. This is both a good and bad thing. It's a good thing because men are (usually) visual sensationalists. If we can feel what we see on screen, it adds so much more to the experience. However, you know how sometimes the couple on screen go at it and he slips out? You'll feel that too. It feels great and then nothing because he slipped out. I caught myself swearing at the actor on screen "Just keep it in already!".
This is NOT a quiet product...at all. If you live alone or have the place to yourself, that's fine. The nice thing is that you don't have to have the volume up on the video for the product to work. It's about as loud as a radio controlled (RC) car.
The RealTouch is not designed to work in water.
Cleaning the RealTouch is a bit more involved than any other product a guy will use.
After using the product, you'll need to clean it soon after use. Make sure you read all the cleaning instructions (included in the pamphlet) and watching this helpful video.
You'll want to clean this in the shower or kitchen sink. It's really too big to clean in most bathroom sinks.
When you receive the RealTouch, you'll get a VERY large box seen here:
Out of the shipping box, you'll have this relatively large box:
Inside the box, you'll find the product (very securely packaged), bottle of Wet original, the instruction manual, DVD, and all the cords and connections you'll need to hook this up to your computer.
You can't really use the boxes for storage. They are pretty big and not discreet. It's a good thing that the product isn't too obvious and doesn't necessarily need be hidden.
So, you get a HUGE package in the mail and you're really itching to try it, make sure you read the ENTIRE booklet before trying to use it! Because you're hooking something up to your computer, you're going to want to make sure you do it right.
The only problem I really found with the initial set up is that the directions don't tell you exactly how to configure your Windows Media Player. The directions tell you how to get to the options menu, which is handy, but not quite all you need. You have to select "Plug-ins" and then manually select the device to operate; in this case, the RealTouch Platform agent. If you don't do this, you'll have a porno on your screen, but nothing going on with the device.
When I received this product, it came with a 10 pack of 10 minute straight porn clips. These are the same videos on the RealTouch site. If you're into gay male porn, you'll have to stream and buffer the videos.
I really think 10 minutes is a good length for the clips. The manual states you shouldn't let the product run longer than a 1/2 hr. That's really a LOT of time when you think about how this product feels and what it's supposed to do. That's three 10 minute clips. When I used the RealTouch, a single 10 min clip and I was fine.
The RealTouch comes with a 3 oz bottle of Wet Original Lube. Admittedly, this isn't my favorite lube. I think it's too runny and doesn't hold up well. You can use any water-based lube with the RealTouch though. I added a couple pumps of Maximus and added the entire bottle of Wet. The good news is that you don't use the entire reservoir of lube each time you use the RealTouch. There's no way to gauge how much lube you have in it, but I'd guess you use no more than a quarter of the lube reservoir per use.
Finally, make sure you get everything ready before using the RealTouch. If you use a laptop, I'd suggest an extra mouse you don't mind getting lubey instead of your laptop's courser pad. You can't really put yourself in soft (I wasn't able to) without lube. You don't want to have a lubed grip on the product or your laptop.
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Comments
Hm. Strange. It's travmatics?
Monster dick eater?
An AWESOME idea...I hope I can try it out soon.
Super.
fancy, dunno if i want it but is sure is fancy.
very nifty
Scary looking!
interesting..
Pricey, but pretty darn cool!
Doesn't look all that great
Mmm)
Looks like a man eater machine to me.
So here's what they don't tell you. In order to get new movies for this you have 3 options. Which by the way I use the term "Movies" loosely here. Its more like 9-13 minute clips with a few in there that are longer.
1. Rental...the best option in my opinion, is to pick a clip and for 10 bucks its yours for a week... after about a weeks worth of most of them you'll get tired of it and want something new anyway.
2. Purchase... if you especially like a certain clip or how it feels or for whatever reason you have you can buy it for good for thirty dollars...yeah thats THIRTY DOLLARS for a 9 minute porn clip...
3. Minutes... like pay per view for the porn clips... the good thing about this is if you especially like variety than this is a decent option...the bad thing about it is again the pricing. $15.00 = 15 minutes... as you pay more you get more bang for your buck all the way up to $100.00 = 200 minutes... but if you're like me and everyone else on here you think to yourself "Wow I just payed $250.00 for this toy and now they want to nickel and dime me to death too?".
All this in mind, it does exactly as advertised. When a hand, or a mouth, or anything else squeezes or squirms the device matches it. And the intensity of it is quite enjoyable. The real question simply lies in do you have the budget for it or not.
So expensive!
looks needlessly complicated
Looks like a waste of money to me
Really pricey, but this looks like it's decent quality.
looks awesome
expensive
It seems like a great idea...though a little expensive.
Looks hard to clean, and really pricey, will have to wait.
it's just so much money to spend.
best toy in the world, worth the money
250 wtf
any size should work, they are designed for most penises
Looks interesting
Do you really think that any size would fit? I would love to get this for my husband, but I don't want to spend that much if it is not going to work out for him.
cool
sounds interesting...
Looks like it'll eat me O.O
Lmfao at @angelmaries comment. I agree.
I wish I was a boy just so I could try this!
My god, that thing looks rather complex. Out of my price range, but I'm not sure if this is really something I'd stick my dick in either way...
looks cool, but way out of my price range
I hate it when they say something like "it doesn't give you attitude" in an advertisement for men's toys. That sounds so pigheaded. How would men like it if a dildo ad said "Always sure to give you more pleasure than your lover's tiny cock!"? It's just unneccasary rudeness, I think. And it was especially jarring coming from a "doctor".
That is one crazy looking toy. lol.
looks good
Cool... and they have gay porn
kk
Is this any good? o.O
This product looks awesome but I am a little uncomfortable using anything that has to be plugged in. Does this product really work?
wow. I really wish I had a penis now. I'm jealous.
Cool!
Would be interesting but $200 is a bit steep.
Hey, guys:
I'd just like to remind everyone that down-rating a product you haven't tried is unfair. Please be patient and let us resolve the review situation. We always resolve issues; it can just take a few days. Thank you.
WTF! That is so messed up! That was an honest review. That is not at all cool!
really, guys? Taking down the only honest review of this product? So very not cool.
Why did they remove B8trDude's review of this? It was the only user review we had, and it illustrated why this toy wasn't worth $20, let alone $200. Shame on RealTouch for sensoring!
Sounds amazing, if it works. Want to hear from more USERS.
need it
This is very nice!
interesting, but looks like a pain to clean... I wonder if you can make your own videos compatible...
It's interesting that's for sure
Looks incredible, but $200! Wow!
ok, my sweetie wants this!
Could be fun!
I want that...
nice price
Wow!
We need this!!!!
Hope it is good for that price
Looks weird, I will pass.
I can't wait for someone to do a review on this toy.
this looks awsome!!!
I'm curious about how real this feels and how receptive it is to what goes on the screen.
Wow! What a high-tech masturbator.
This looks really interesting. I'm looking forward to some reviews
very expensive
Huh. This will either be epic or full of fail! I can't wait to read reviews on it!
I wondered if Eden would stock this, can't wait to see reviews!
Yes, we need a review on this!
I want someone to review this!
This is definitely a very innovative and unique piece of technology!
overpriced?
wow, this looks neat! Interesting!
I'm very curious about this. Like other people said, just TPE and plastic? Iick.
I agree with tigerkate, that's a LOT of money to fork over for just plastic and TPE. For that much, I'd expect silicone!
hmmm... not 100% sure how i feel about this.
I definitely won't be spending that much money on it until I see some reviews.
wow, this much $$$ for plastic and TPE? HAH.
sorry, not sold on this, possibly also because it boasts for "male enhancement." why can't we be happy with our bodies anymore?
I wonder if you can make your own videos to use on it...?
Damn! This is EXPENSIVE!
I'd like to read reviews on it .. especially considering the price before deciding to purchase it
The inside looks scary
Interesting design need to see some review first however.
I hope this device is safe...lol, I'd be afraid to get electrocuted or something
I sooooo want to read a review for this... O_O
Finally!
This looks like an interesting experience! Although I can't use it I can't wait to read a review for it
This looks very interesting! Why didn't anyone think of a treadmill male toy before?
It definitely looks worth trying out!
It's just so . . . weird. I mean, those ridges just look awkward.
Looks awesome!