Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator
Life-Like FantaFlesh Ass/Vagina
Full Length Zero Tolerance DVD
1oz. Moist Lubricant
1oz. Toy CLeaner
This mega masturbator is the most realistic masturbator you have ever seen--and with over 20 lbs. of soft, Fanta-flesh, this plushy pussy feels better than the real thing! Cleanup is a snap either way with Pipedream Toy Cleaner and warm water. Best of all, she tucks away under the bed or in the closet for easy storage after the fun.
| Discussion | Posts | Last Update |
|---|---|---|
| Offensive product description for 'Fuck Me Silly' masturbator? | 72 | May 13, 2012 |
| too expensive? | 9 | March 21, 2012 |
Comments
Ouch! Pricey! Other than that i like it!
Four hundred dollars?? D:
Nice looking toy. It's too bad that there soo expensive.
22lbs!?
It makes me feel ridiculous, but I really want to try this.
I just want it to stick in a chair somewhere.
I want this sooooo bad. I would cum buckets all over it.
Might get it for heck's sake
hahaha damn, this look good, wonder how it feels
ummm
*__*
seems excessive but I guess I get it.
this looks amazing
Best decison i ever made in life was to buy this. the skin feels so real! i smack the ass and it jiggles like a real ass. the pussy feels so incredible and mind blowing! I close my eyes and pound the ass and it bounces back at me and i feel like im having sex with a real woman! this is def a must have
Ew
interesting...
Wow this looks like it could be fun
wow, this is awesome!
nice
Damn
Would be amazing to try this, I can think of so many things I would do with her!
Wow, for that price I think I will stick with my RealTouch
Wow there's no joking around for this one!
Nice
Awesome
very nice
neat
O.e
oh my
I want this for my girl
WOOOOW!!
I don't know how it feels, but it looks really weird
wow
..huh.
Looks like an amazing toy! I want one
Cool
Oh fuck! This really nice!
Out of stock?! I was actually thinking of buying this one.
come back.
I want to know if those pictures are just really good or if a masturbator really does have better skin than me.
Cool
Cool
Interesting. But price very high.
nice
I wanna try this pretty badly haha.
Omg it looks so real!
I want one of these just to...I don't know hold my dildos? XD HomuHomu, no--I even know of couples that keep one around. There are a lot of non-forever alone circumstances that would make this tempting.
Sweet!
A must-have for any forever alone hugless kissless virgin.
i would really like to try this, it looks very real
Omg it looks so real! And creepy! Lol
"better than real"? I doubt it.
Would actually REALLY love to try this one out.
Better have the golden fleece pussy for 400 bucks! Lol
...wow O_O
How... interesting...
Holy crap, 22 pounds?!! How big is this thing???
Looks amazing
Hello Guys! We are totally agree with you. And it is our fault that description didn't get edited before being posted. This is a manufacturer's description and it had to be edited, but our product management team missed it. We apologize if we offended you. The description was fixed. Thank you very much for bringing our attention to this matter!
The toy looks good, but I hate to say I agree that Description needs to be flagged as offensive and disgusting. This is SO unlike anything we have seen on EF. It boarders on disgusting and actually very inappropriate, if you can say that about the description of a sex toy!!! If this description came from Pipe Dream, someone better let them know they are driving their potential customers away with this kind of wording. YUK.
I like this one.
I rate this a 5 for being exactly as advertised. The vagina is absolutely perfect, not to tight like a lot of so call "realistic" vaginas. for those with considerable girth, some toys are just so tight they definitely do not feel real. The weight of the product is excellent and keeps it in the position you want and allow for hands free action. It is definitely the best toy I have tried so for. The thing about it is the ability to grab the ass, and also see the small of the back. Price is relative, I found mine for 169.99 which made it by far the absolutely best deal ever. my only complaint is that the opening in the ass is not quite 100% in terms of appearance, otherwise...great.
who in the fuck wrote this description?! Jesus Christ! It's worse enough without somebody talking it up like it's actually the severed midsection of some diced up whore you meet on the street infront of Waffle House! My God! If thats from Pipedreams marketing team, someones ass needs to be fired! It just makes this overally priced POS sound a billion times worse!
Terrible description. What a turnoff.
22lbs? Nice
so hot. @.@ but expensive.
Shitty description. Hot toy. Ludicrous price
The description is pretty horrible.
Well made, but I'd never buy it because of the description. Someone should really get on that and change it. I'm sure I'm not the only one disgusted by the two directional sexism. (Women are a convenient hole to put it in, men are all pitiful, lonely assholes who want a no strings fuck.)
The advertisement on this makes me want to vomit. PS, fake pussy never feels better than the real thing.
Looks pretty amazing, but the price is [italic]not] right.
"No commitments, no bullshit, and no worries about knocking her up." Yeah, that's REALLY making me want your toy, Pipedream...
I dont think I would ever pay that much for fake pussy and ass.
Hhmm, and you wonder why there are no reviews for this one
Funny
Eh 300
looks so real! But $300 wow
I agree with Cherrylane
I third Cherrylane's comment.
this looks so real
Hot position.
I'm going to agree with Cherrylane's comment.
I HATE the language on the description. It totally reinforces the horrible stereotype of people who use this type product: awkward, semi delusional misogynists.
OMG!
Best toy I ever owned.
Perfect for those who have always dreamed of fucking a dismembered body!
whoa...
damn
Looks very realistic!
Although it says it is better than the real thing, there ain't nothing like the real thng.
Wow, that looks crazy real.
Incredibly realistic. I wouldn't really have much use for something like this, but damn that's well-made. O_O