If you could make a porn parody...

Well, X-Files has already been done ...

I always thought it'd be funny as hell to have a porn parody of those old 1930's science fiction space operas. I'm not talking 'Barbarella', I mean the type with the super competent space hero, the ingenue princess, the swarthy alien emperor, and all those nameless minions (humanoid or robot, take your pick). Like Rick Jones or the Rocketeer or any of those old serials.

Evil Galactic Emperor: "I will give you a reason to scream, my girl - now grab your ankles, Princess Clitora!"

LOL

Not so much a parody, but I really want some zombie porn with good theatrical make-up, no plot to speak of, and a good soundtrack, like zombies shagging to johnny cash and the damned...

i'm a bit of an odd duck i know...

I thought of another one Burn Notice,(Bang Notice?) just imagine the fun they could have playing with the voice over technique used on the show: "Leather masks in addition to being standard dungeon gear are also the perfect way to conceal your identity when you have to go under cover at a gangbang".

Also imagine sex toys being used for Michel Weston style spy craft: "Stainless steal toys in addition to being hard and good for temp play also make great impromptu weapons..." you could even make the VO educational "just make sure to if you get any blood on it that you sterilize it by...". Lastly, just imagine how they could pornofiy trigger happy Fiona!

I'm from a younger subset than most people here and so I'll have to say Pokemon.

Before anyone screams pedophila or beastiality, the version in my head would be a lot different.. The characters are all grown up, instead of keeping little monsters as pets they keep humans, in cosplay and bondage, as pets. The battles are an issue of 'lasting', basically whoever cums first loses.

The pikachu cosplayer would have a secret move with electrostim toys and the bulbasaur cosplayer would use whips. Charmanders cosplayer, candles and hot wax, and squirtle would always be, er... premature.

Of course if there was ever a battle that couldn't be settled by their cute little 'pets' then the trainers themselves would have to get involved. The stadium concept would be the ultimate in voyeur and so some 'pokemon' would be too shy to battle. Oh, and the move earthquake, which is vastly overpowered in the game series.. would have to be done with the Hitachi.

It'd be amazingly weird, at least. I'd watch it.

Lost. Plz.

Twilight - obvs the Vamp would need to make an appearance

And lets see a terminator-franchise porn. That would be badass. The evil T-1000 could make his hands into any shaped dildo...

What I would LOVE to see would be something like the Rocky and Bullwinkle show (or something else animated and kitchy) as a live action porn parody. The production values would have to be up there though....I'm thinking something like "the Tick" live action.