Most ridiculous premise for a scene?

Gdom Gdom
What's the most ridiculous or convoluted premise you've seen for a scene?

I'll give you mine to start: it involved three girls telling "naughty stories" to one another. One of the girls then begins to tell a sexed-up version of Little Red Riding Hood (which is where most of the scene actually takes place) in which she plays LRRH, her friends play various woodland creatures that warn her about the Big Bad Wolf (who was, apparently, out to bone her), and her friend's older brother plays the Big Bad Wolf (which he does wearing overalls and a hat because that OBVIOUSLY screams "Big Bad Wolf"). I have no idea what the "writers" for this scene were thinking, but I actually watched the scene (and laughed my way through it)because it was so absurd.
10/08/2012
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10/08/2012
Ansley Ansley
Sounds like they crossed their fairy tales: Three Little Pigs and Little Red Riding Hood.
10/09/2012
Ansley Ansley
If one is willing to see it for what it is, all porn has premises which are ridiculous.

Oh I just met you, here let me stuff my cock in your mouth as your best friend watches...rarely does that happen.
10/09/2012
Gdom Gdom
Quote:
Originally posted by Ansley
If one is willing to see it for what it is, all porn has premises which are ridiculous.

Oh I just met you, here let me stuff my cock in your mouth as your best friend watches...rarely does that happen.
Generally speaking, I totally agree with you. While there are definitely different degrees, when it comes down to it, most porn is based on SOME ridiculous premise.

The exception are scenes that do away with premises entirely and straightforwardly acknowledge what's really going on. I'm definitely not talking about the mainstream "unscripted" or "reality" porn (most of which is the most scripted and unrealistic you'll ever find), but I've seen some feminist and queer porn shoots that didn't try to hide behind silly premises.
10/09/2012
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