Porn Snob?

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Porn Snob?

Vnessa Vnessa
After looking at all these different sites for some decent movies to watch with the husband, I've come to the conclusion that I may be a porn snob.

The actors aren't appealing enough, this guy is way too hairy, this girl has the constant "I'm orgasming" even when I'm not look, one girl had her big toe popping out of her thigh highs (lol sorry deal breaker when you can't even afford stockings)....ugh the list goes on and on.

I feel like Goldie Locks searching for just the right porn!!! LAMAO

Naturally, I don't want back alley porn with Janky actors lol. I want some well directed movies, a little bit of storyline is good, and then some good....hmmmm....shall we just call it what it is....fucking. Yep. That will do.
03/11/2015
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Inquisitor Inquisitor
LOL , I wouldn't call you a Porn Snob. I'd say that you have discriminating tastes though. Remember, much of the porn on the market was meant for men. Only recently, I'd say the last 15 years, has there been any sort of effort to appeal to women.

Between you, me and everyone else that will read this, I just found out that women watch porn a few years ago myself. Shhh! Don't tell anyone!
03/11/2015
OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by Vnessa
After looking at all these different sites for some decent movies to watch with the husband, I've come to the conclusion that I may be a porn snob.

The actors aren't appealing enough, this guy is way too hairy, this girl has the ...
We'll the same way. Want this want that only like this or that, tits too small, dicks too small, too much makeup, too much fake moaning, list goes on. Different strokes for different folks. So inexpensive to make porn nowdays. Good story, attractive performers, good scenary, good sex, now that's for us. If anyone has any recommendations let us know.
03/11/2015
OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by Inquisitor
LOL , I wouldn't call you a Porn Snob. I'd say that you have discriminating tastes though. Remember, much of the porn on the market was meant for men. Only recently, I'd say the last 15 years, has there been any sort of effort to appeal ...
Found out few yrs ago ? I met a girl who told me she double dated and went to a theater. That was when adult theaters were still around. So you figure the yr.
03/11/2015
Inquisitor Inquisitor
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
Found out few yrs ago ? I met a girl who told me she double dated and went to a theater. That was when adult theaters were still around. So you figure the yr.
Adult Theaters, what are those? And yes, just a few years ago. I'd say 2. It's not like I was walking around my christian high school asking all the girls who their favorite porn star was or what their favorite position was. I was only 17 when I graduated HS. My main focus was trying to get better at driving.
03/11/2015
Jmo2280 Jmo2280
I'm a porn snob too, bad, I usually just stick with all chicks because porn guys are not too hot and always say the worst lines haha I can't get turned on if I'm busy making fun of the flick!! Story lines are usually too corny for me, I don't mind it getting straight to the fucking!

woodrocket is a site I found thats much nicer than most for free online porn, I also like to buy box sets with 4-6 hours can find a good variety that way and don't run through it in a night!!
03/12/2015
Vnessa Vnessa
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Originally posted by Inquisitor
LOL , I wouldn't call you a Porn Snob. I'd say that you have discriminating tastes though. Remember, much of the porn on the market was meant for men. Only recently, I'd say the last 15 years, has there been any sort of effort to appeal ...
Maybe I should think about a career change and go for catering to more of the female market lol. I'm sure the men won't mind more well thought out porn lol.
03/12/2015
symbiasin symbiasin
They've been trying all these years since Adult theater to come up with something suitable for women? Sad! Big cocks and a good plot is what I want. And less of those used up looking, bleached blonde, big boobed women who couldn't act their way out of a paper bag.
03/12/2015
OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by symbiasin
They've been trying all these years since Adult theater to come up with something suitable for women? Sad! Big cocks and a good plot is what I want. And less of those used up looking, bleached blonde, big boobed women who couldn't act ...
We're with you !
03/12/2015
symbiasin symbiasin
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Originally posted by Jmo2280
I'm a porn snob too, bad, I usually just stick with all chicks because porn guys are not too hot and always say the worst lines haha I can't get turned on if I'm busy making fun of the flick!! Story lines are usually too corny for me, I ...
Where do u buy box sets?
03/12/2015
Svenson Svenson
I'm the same way. I'm pretty picky about the videos I watch, and I actually don't even watch porn with a guy in it anymore.

I usually watch female solos or lesbian, and I like them to be pretty and have some nice titties (regardless of size, but I like them bigger) Also not-over the top acting. It should just look like sex, but I like some enthusiasm too.

I'm extremely picky when trying to find a video with a MtF in it, but finding a good one is always very rewarding
03/12/2015
Inquisitor Inquisitor
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Originally posted by Vnessa
Maybe I should think about a career change and go for catering to more of the female market lol. I'm sure the men won't mind more well thought out porn lol.
Are you looking for investors!? Er, Um, I mean that is interesting. Perhaps you might need some financial backing ...
03/12/2015
Vnessa Vnessa
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Originally posted by Inquisitor
Are you looking for investors!? Er, Um, I mean that is interesting. Perhaps you might need some financial backing ...
I will need an entire support team in place lol Could you imagine the fun all of us could have!!!

Not sure how I would explain my new career path though lol This would take the cake
03/12/2015
The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
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Originally posted by Vnessa
After looking at all these different sites for some decent movies to watch with the husband, I've come to the conclusion that I may be a porn snob.

The actors aren't appealing enough, this guy is way too hairy, this girl has the ...
See she likes a bit of a story line and production value.

I am into self shot amateur porn because it feels real.

I do have to say though we stumbled over some high quality porn on showtime the other night while flipping through the channels and we both watched about 2 minutes of it and ended up going from sleepy to me pounding her on the couch. She doesn't watch it on her own but gets off watching it with me.

The next day we went down to watch some tv and there was a pool of cum on the couch from the night before LOL!

If she wants good porn ill buy it if it means she will enjoy watching it.
03/14/2015
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