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Porn Wars

Gary Gary
Has anyone ever seen any of the Porn Wars movies? They were a series of higher budgeted Star Wars adult parodies. I think there were 3 of them, I think they may have been put out by Private video. I got some really cool promo posters for these movies maybe 2 or 3 years ago, and then somehow I never ended up seeing the movies. I just happened upon these titles on the Eden Adult Video page but they are currently out of stock. Porn Wars anyone?
03/11/2009
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Sammi Sammi
I haven't seen these, but I do have the Sex Trek ones. The Private site has them, I think.
03/11/2009
Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
I saw part of the third movie online... The opening sequence with the vertically scrolling text is in some sort of "engrish". The actors have strange accents... and of course, the acting has me face-palming every few minutes. The sex scenes aren't so bad, though. Try rooting around for it on megaporn, I think there are some clips there.
03/11/2009
Machina Machina
Nope, but I heard "Star Whores" would have been pretty good...if the set didn't get demolished before filming.
03/11/2009
Gary Gary
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Originally posted by Machina
Nope, but I heard "Star Whores" would have been pretty good...if the set didn't get demolished before filming.
That's intriguing, what happened to the set?
03/11/2009
Machina Machina
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Originally posted by Gary
That's intriguing, what happened to the set?
Watch Zach & Miri Make a Porno
03/11/2009
Gabe Gabe
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Originally posted by Sammi
I haven't seen these, but I do have the Sex Trek ones. The Private site has them, I think.
I'm a big Star Trek fan...and love porn...is the combination any good?
03/12/2009
Gary Gary
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
That's intriguing, what happened to the set?
Oh ok, I heard of that movie but have yet to see it.
03/12/2009
Sammi Sammi
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Originally posted by Gabe
I'm a big Star Trek fan...and love porn...is the combination any good?
Well, it's entertaining. I love Star Trek, so thought these would be fun for my collection. There's
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
Sex Trek II: The Search for Sperm
Sex Trek III: The Wrath of Bob
Sex Trek IV: The Next Orgasm
Sex Trek V: Deep Space Sex
XXX Trek: The Final Orgasm
Sex Trek: The Man Eater
Sex Trek: Charly XXX
Sex Trek: Where No Man Has Cum B4

Corny but fun
03/12/2009
Machina Machina
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Originally posted by Sammi
Well, it's entertaining. I love Star Trek, so thought these would be fun for my collection. There's
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
Sex Trek II: The Search for Sperm
Sex Trek III: The Wrath of Bob
Sex Trek IV: The Next Orgasm ...
The Next Penetration is brilliant.
03/12/2009
Gabe Gabe
haha, sounds worth checking out. Thanks for the tip.
03/15/2009
Gary Gary
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
Well, it's entertaining. I love Star Trek, so thought these would be fun for my collection. There's
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
Sex Trek II: The Search for Sperm
Sex Trek III: The Wrath of Bob
Sex Trek IV: The Next Orgasm ...
Yes, the Next Penetration is great! I would however suggest Deep Throat Nine.
03/22/2009
padmeamidala padmeamidala
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Originally posted by Gary
Has anyone ever seen any of the Porn Wars movies? They were a series of higher budgeted Star Wars adult parodies. I think there were 3 of them, I think they may have been put out by Private video. I got some really cool promo posters for these movies ...
I have seen Porn Wars. my Master and I had a few laughs while watching them though.
05/11/2011
Maiden Maiden
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Originally posted by Machina
Nope, but I heard "Star Whores" would have been pretty good...if the set didn't get demolished before filming.
Ha! I was genuinely bummed out when they didn't get to make that movie! I would have paid to see that cast do that movie! lol

I'm a HUGE Kevin Smith nerd, btw...
06/23/2011
Maiden Maiden
Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
Has anyone ever seen any of the Porn Wars movies? They were a series of higher budgeted Star Wars adult parodies. I think there were 3 of them, I think they may have been put out by Private video. I got some really cool promo posters for these movies ...
I haven't seen them, but if you all ever get them back in stock I just might have to get them!
06/23/2011
Double Analysis Double Analysis
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Originally posted by Maiden
Ha! I was genuinely bummed out when they didn't get to make that movie! I would have paid to see that cast do that movie! lol

I'm a HUGE Kevin Smith nerd, btw...
Haha agreed!
04/11/2012
Double Analysis Double Analysis
I've seen parts of the new one online. One part was a scene with Leia, Luke and Darth Vader and seriously all I could think was "WHAT! But, but, they are family!" *neeerd*
04/11/2012
Quadropheniac Quadropheniac
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Originally posted by Machina
Watch Zach & Miri Make a Porno
Came here for this. Revenge of the Shit: the All-Anal Final Chapter.

LOL.
04/29/2012
Quadropheniac Quadropheniac
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Originally posted by Sammi
Well, it's entertaining. I love Star Trek, so thought these would be fun for my collection. There's
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
Sex Trek II: The Search for Sperm
Sex Trek III: The Wrath of Bob
Sex Trek IV: The Next Orgasm ...
Impressive.
04/29/2012
CRAZYSEXYONE CRAZYSEXYONE
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Originally posted by Gary
Has anyone ever seen any of the Porn Wars movies? They were a series of higher budgeted Star Wars adult parodies. I think there were 3 of them, I think they may have been put out by Private video. I got some really cool promo posters for these movies ...
ok when i saw this topic I was like how are they going to make a porn with storage wars
05/24/2012
Roshandalaquanda Roshandalaquanda
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Originally posted by Gary
Has anyone ever seen any of the Porn Wars movies? They were a series of higher budgeted Star Wars adult parodies. I think there were 3 of them, I think they may have been put out by Private video. I got some really cool promo posters for these movies ...
No. but it seems cool. find it online
03/01/2013
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Unique posters: 11