Show off your Porn Collection!

Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
So, my porn collection was overflowing the box I kept it in... so I found a bigger box, and a thought occurred, why not take a pic! I cleaned it up a little bit, because some titles are just down right graphic.

First time using

Hope it works: here goes

Collection pic

yeah yeah yeah, I realize there are flowers on my bed spread...
01/09/2011
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Contributor: Waterfall Waterfall
Nice collection!! I need to add some more movies to my collection soon. I wont take a picture of my 2 movies... so sad lol
01/10/2011
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Woooow. I only owned one non-hentai porn until porn club. Now I have 5 and I feel like that's a lot. I was so wrong!

Hehehe you and your flowery comforter.
01/10/2011
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
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Originally posted by Darling Jen
Woooow. I only owned one non-hentai porn until porn club. Now I have 5 and I feel like that's a lot. I was so wrong!

Hehehe you and your flowery comforter.
Times are tough, its all I could do to rip it out of that homeless guys arms on the south-side!
01/10/2011
Contributor: ~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
I'll do it for you Viktor! I've given away or sold a few recently, but I still have a nice batch!
01/10/2011
Contributor: Redboxbaby Redboxbaby
Nice haul Viktor! We don't have all that many anymore, maybe 7, but it is growing again (our porn collection that is).
01/10/2011
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
I am hoping to get four more this month, well 2 more Porn Club (maybe two, who knows) and and 2 Digital Playground releases.
01/10/2011
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
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Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I'll do it for you Viktor! I've given away or sold a few recently, but I still have a nice batch!
Lol, I'm curious to see your collection.
01/10/2011
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
Quote:
Originally posted by Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
I am hoping to get four more this month, well 2 more Porn Club (maybe two, who knows) and and 2 Digital Playground releases.
Your flowery bed spread is quite manly, LOL.
01/10/2011
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
I don't see Wife Swap!
01/10/2011
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
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Originally posted by Illusional
Your flowery bed spread is quite manly, LOL.
well.... well..... ummm.... my Mighty Thors Hammer one is in the shop.... god I can't lie... my usual one is the Power Ranger bed spread I had since I was 4 years old...

hahaha
01/10/2011
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
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Originally posted by Illusional
I don't see Wife Swap!
Its there, what you won't see is The Official Friday the 13th parody, I re-gifted it
01/10/2011
Contributor: Redboxbaby Redboxbaby
Quote:
Originally posted by Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
well.... well..... ummm.... my Mighty Thors Hammer one is in the shop.... god I can't lie... my usual one is the Power Ranger bed spread I had since I was 4 years old...

hahaha
Sweet! Power Ranger are cool!
01/10/2011
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
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Originally posted by Redboxbaby
Sweet! Power Ranger are cool!
I thought so

Specially the love of my 4 year-8 year old life : The pink Ranger! F*^k the White Ranger...and Green Ranger... although he looked cool!
01/10/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
What is the one with the girl in mismatched stockings on the bottom row?
Nm I found it.
01/10/2011
Contributor: bzzingbee bzzingbee
Nice collection Viktor!
01/10/2011
Contributor: Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
Impressive!
01/10/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
I have 20 different vids that I can find and a few more stashed away. I have also gotten rid of at least as much as I have.

This Aint Star Trek
Bad Girls3
Big Tops4
Big Bang Theory Parody
Dirty Movies
Enter The Peepshow
Fuck VIP Fury
Girl Next Door
Octopussy Parody
Breakfast Club Parody
Psycho Parody
Hentai Sluts
This Aint Robin Hood
This Isn't Christmas Vacation
Two and a Half Men Parody
The Big Lebowski Parody
The XXXorcist
The Vampire Sex Diaries
Pirates
Pirates: Stagnettis Revenge
Art School Girls Are Easy
Malice in LaLaLand
01/10/2011
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
What is the one with the girl in mismatched stockings on the bottom row?
Nm I found it.
Just in case others wanna know, it is Sister Midnite. It is a Razordolls production, very good, but hard to review. Even for me, someone who has reviewed 20+ DVDs (Probably more, but its 5:30 am and I can't count)
01/10/2011
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
Quote:
Originally posted by Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Its there, what you won't see is The Official Friday the 13th parody, I re-gifted it
HA! I was totally going to say I don't see that one.

Aww.. I like your flowery bed spread
01/10/2011
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
I have 20 different vids that I can find and a few more stashed away. I have also gotten rid of at least as much as I have.

This Aint Star Trek
Bad Girls3
Big Tops4
Big Bang Theory Parody
Dirty Movies
Enter The Peepshow
Fuck ... more
lol Big bang theory parody I have also. I died at the laugh track and how well they redid the set
01/10/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
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Originally posted by Jobthingy
lol Big bang theory parody I have also. I died at the laugh track and how well they redid the set
I know right? As it stands right now though, my absolute fav is The XXXorcist. Not at all arousing, but definitely worth sitting the whole way through.
01/10/2011
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Its there, what you won't see is The Official Friday the 13th parody, I re-gifted it
I went looking for it actually! I was wondering why it wasn't there. I did find Wife Swap.

Hehehe I love the kids' bedspread! Awesome! Two thumbs up! I really want a Spongebob pillow myself.
01/10/2011
Contributor: Kayla Kayla
I remember half of your reviews from some of those. This makes me want to take a picture of mine.

I lol'ed at your little scribbles by the way.
01/10/2011
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
Quote:
Originally posted by Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
So, my porn collection was overflowing the box I kept it in... so I found a bigger box, and a thought occurred, why not take a pic! I cleaned it up a little bit, because some titles are just down right graphic.

First time using

Hope ... more
Maybe you could request EF start carry sheets and bedspreads from now on.
01/10/2011
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
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Originally posted by Kindred
Maybe you could request EF start carry sheets and bedspreads from now on.
hahahahahah

You know I'd buy one... I just want them to carry triceratops ones!
01/10/2011
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Quote:
Originally posted by Jobthingy
lol Big bang theory parody I have also. I died at the laugh track and how well they redid the set
I'ze Jealous! I always thought it looked good, even though I've never seen the show
01/10/2011
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
Quote:
Originally posted by Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
well.... well..... ummm.... my Mighty Thors Hammer one is in the shop.... god I can't lie... my usual one is the Power Ranger bed spread I had since I was 4 years old...

hahaha
Ooooh, does yours have the Green Ranger who became the White Ranger?

Old school Tommy, *drool* ANd Billy *drool*
01/10/2011
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
Quote:
Originally posted by Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Its there, what you won't see is The Official Friday the 13th parody, I re-gifted it
There it is!

God, it was like Where's Waldo for a second?
01/10/2011
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
Quote:
Originally posted by Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
hahahahahah

You know I'd buy one... I just want them to carry triceratops ones!
I'd love an EF bedspread.
01/10/2011