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Contributor: Beck Beck
Have you ever came up with one for yourself? Me and my husband did, He is James Saturn due to the ring around his penis. I gave myself BexXxie Juggs, since I have big boobs. What is yours?
07/19/2011
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Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
We always played this as being the name of your first pet and the name of the first street you lived on. I always won with Annabelle Clematis lol.
07/19/2011
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
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Originally posted by Jul!a
We always played this as being the name of your first pet and the name of the first street you lived on. I always won with Annabelle Clematis lol.
Oh, yeah. I posted the 'Sinfest' comic that started it.

Those are pretty good original names, beck.
07/20/2011
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
We've never made up names, no. We've always used what Sam and Chilipepper are talking about with the first street and first pet name...

Mine would be Blue Hartley or Hartley Blue.

If I had to make up names...hmmm his would be Johnny B Smooth and mine would be Ivory Sands.
07/20/2011
Contributor: alliegator alliegator
I've always been sad that my first-pet/street porn name was bad. Purple Paseo de las Estrellas just doesn't scream sex.
07/20/2011
Contributor: married with children married with children
berry myhogenher
07/21/2011
Contributor: Dusk Dusk
If I go with the pet/street thing, I'd be Digby Travis. Weirdly enough I like it, but it also makes me sound like a drag king.
07/21/2011
Contributor: Errant Venture Errant Venture
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Originally posted by Jul!a
We always played this as being the name of your first pet and the name of the first street you lived on. I always won with Annabelle Clematis lol.
Erm...Mine's Jill Prince's Drive. And I'm a guy...
07/21/2011
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
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Originally posted by Dusk
If I go with the pet/street thing, I'd be Digby Travis. Weirdly enough I like it, but it also makes me sound like a drag king.
Digby Goes Down is a fantastic movie!
07/21/2011
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
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Originally posted by Errant Venture
Erm...Mine's Jill Prince's Drive. And I'm a guy...
I don't think you're supposed to incluce the "drive", "street", "lane" desginations. And there are several thousand French men named Jill. It's not spelled that way, but still.
07/21/2011
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by Jul!a
We always played this as being the name of your first pet and the name of the first street you lived on. I always won with Annabelle Clematis lol.
Cocoa Wellington.

Actually, my first pet was a turtle, when I was a baby. But I can't remember what his (her?) name was, and my mother flushed him down the toilet. Cocoa was my first dog.
07/21/2011
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by Dusk
If I go with the pet/street thing, I'd be Digby Travis. Weirdly enough I like it, but it also makes me sound like a drag king.
BHAWAHA! It totally does.

My Man's would be Penny Maple. He's a dude, obviously. Great name, though.
07/21/2011
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
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Originally posted by P'Gell
BHAWAHA! It totally does.

My Man's would be Penny Maple. He's a dude, obviously. Great name, though.
How about Penn Maple? That's kinda hawt!
07/21/2011
Contributor: Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
Abby Bellows. I've never been able to decide if I like it or not.
07/21/2011
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
Venus Keat just does not work for me. I could go with my second pet's name which at least sounds masculine: Toro Keat.
07/21/2011
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by Ansley
How about Penn Maple? That's kinda hawt!
Ah, that would work.
07/21/2011
Contributor: Ivy Wilde Ivy Wilde
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Originally posted by Jul!a
We always played this as being the name of your first pet and the name of the first street you lived on. I always won with Annabelle Clematis lol.
I heard that that was how you figured out your drag queen name.

But mine would be Charlie O'Neal. Rather boring either way.

My husbands' would be Sugar Sterlinghill. Which would be an awesome drag queen name for him, but wouldn't work as well as a porn name.
07/22/2011
Contributor: Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Doing the pet/street name thing, it would be Missy Algon.... Not sure I like that. Plus, Missy (a cute little Sheltie) had a very short and sickly life, so I'd feel bad using her name like that.

I'm no good at thinking up original porn names, though. Which is funny, because I'm good with coming up with fitting normal names.
07/25/2011
Contributor: Vinroe Vinroe
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Originally posted by Beck
Have you ever came up with one for yourself? Me and my husband did, He is James Saturn due to the ring around his penis. I gave myself BexXxie Juggs, since I have big boobs. What is yours?
Terry Tungsting
10/13/2011