What's the worst porn movie you've ever watched?

Solar Ray Solar Ray
Simple q... what's the very worst porn movie you've ever watched?
03/02/2011
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Sbear89 Sbear89
Quote:
Originally posted by Solar Ray
Simple q... what's the very worst porn movie you've ever watched?
Well I have 2 that tie... both are from Zero Tolerance:

1: Sanatorium
2: The Official Friday The 13th Parody

They just weren't my type of porn, and for me (at least) they were hard to follow.
03/02/2011
Lucidity Lucidity
"The Dickheads"

It's like the Coneheads, but they have dicks on their heads, and they look awful and it is so 80's bad.... oh god, where did that movie go? It was a gift for my 18th birthday.
03/02/2011
Eden C. Eden C.
Quote:
Originally posted by Lucidity
"The Dickheads"

It's like the Coneheads, but they have dicks on their heads, and they look awful and it is so 80's bad.... oh god, where did that movie go? It was a gift for my 18th birthday.
OMG if you find it, PLEASE send it to me!

Whores of the Rings: The Two Dildoes

Not at all hot, but very hilarious!
03/02/2011
VenusianThunder VenusianThunder
No Pants Party- link

Hands down worst porno I have ever seen. I rented it with my best friend for his 18th birthday... and even he did not enjoy it.
03/02/2011
Lucidity Lucidity
Quote:
Originally posted by Eden C.
OMG if you find it, PLEASE send it to me!

Whores of the Rings: The Two Dildoes

Not at all hot, but very hilarious!
Now that I'm thinking about it, I fear it's lost at my parents' house O_o You could probably find it for under $10 on ebay. It's soooooo bad!
03/02/2011
Lucidity Lucidity
Quote:
Originally posted by Eden C.
OMG if you find it, PLEASE send it to me!

Whores of the Rings: The Two Dildoes

Not at all hot, but very hilarious!
Oh god... just look at the cover! The Dickheads
03/02/2011
A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
The worst films were the ones where guys had very thin penises. Short may be ok, but thin just do not look good on camera.
03/03/2011
leatherlover leatherlover
So far, Island Fever 2.
03/03/2011
liilii080 liilii080
I don't remember the name I just remember there were no words. Not one! Just really bad piano music in the background and different scene...one in a big rig, a bath tub, a barn. SO BAD!
03/03/2011
tomservo1028 tomservo1028
there are way too many to choose from in all honesty most pornos are awesomely bad with a few good ones thrown in but if i had to choose one it would have to be one of the parodies ive seen.
03/10/2011
punkstar283 punkstar283
Probably the first one I purchased "The Erotic Witch Project"
03/15/2011
Pixel Pixel
"Lord of the G-Strings". I will now only watch it with a) a large group of friends b) with alcohol and c) for mocking purposes.
03/16/2011
Ansley Ansley
Mikey's Big Mouth is by far the worst I've seen.
03/16/2011
Eden C. Eden C.
Quote:
Originally posted by Pixel
"Lord of the G-Strings". I will now only watch it with a) a large group of friends b) with alcohol and c) for mocking purposes.
That sounds amazing!
03/17/2011
hjtee hjtee
By far, Porn of the Dead. It's full of zombies. Just odd.
03/25/2011
redsugar redsugar
i ran across violent stuff, like max hardcore, on accident. it made me feel sad, sick and disgusted with humanity. most porn is cheesy in some way or another though, unfortunately.
03/31/2011
Shellz31 Shellz31
Sanatorium and Lip Service.
04/04/2011
padmeamidala padmeamidala
Quote:
Originally posted by Solar Ray
Simple q... what's the very worst porn movie you've ever watched?
The sperminator (a remake of the Terminator)
04/04/2011
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