Worst porn movie you ever saw

P'Gell P'Gell
I just wanted to know. My Man bought this DVD (probably because it was inexpensive) at the Porn Store about a year ago. It is just awful. It's called My Wife's Hot Friend. The sex scenes are TOO long, the women get NO oral sex, ever (as far as I can remember) the people are fairly unattractive, in one scene one of the women says, "Shit, shit shit shit shit shit shit shit." over and over and over and over during the entire 50 minute scene (at least is seems that long.) Now, I have nothing against swearing during sex, I do it all the time, but the repetitiveness tells us that this wasn't even properly edited.

Also, it looks like it was filmed at someone's house with a digital camera, with ONE camera. Also, the cameraman rarely changes positions on the floor and you see the same place in the room over and over. You rarely see the men during PIV, as the women are in the way and they only seem to focus on them. (I LIKE to see men in my porn.) Most of the women have "ready to burst" fake implants. Nearly every scene has about 25 minutes straight of reverse cowgirl, from the same angle, no camera movement, no changing positions, just a shot of these people on a couch, in the same position, in every scene. And I have never seen people in a porn movie take so long to come. And.....it's accompanied by hip hop music, which neither of us care for. (We usually watch it with the sound down anyway, but I know it's there.) No good editing, single camera scenes, unattractive models, boring scenes, repetitiveness and no oral for the women. All ingredients to make an awful movie. I've seen better amateur porn and I hate amateur porn.

He put it on last night, while I was in the tub (so I didn't have any say in what we picked out) I was kind of pissy, because I've told him I don't like this movie, it does nothing to turn me on (the people are simply not attractive and the scenes are BORING) and then he fell asleep.

*sigh* I guess I'm whining.

But, anyway. Ever seen a porno so bad you can't stand it, but NOT bad enough to even sit there and make fun of?
06/04/2011
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married with children married with children
I have seen alot of bad porn. The most recent was bad because it had ATV in the first scene. Just ruined the whole movie for me. But I have seen alot, some where they insert scenes from the 80's in the middle of the movie, Like you would not be able to tell from the big hair style's. Movies where the scenes get extended by looping parts of it over and over to make it seem like the guy could last along time. Scenes where the women have ass zits or strech marks. There is alot of bad porn out there.
06/05/2011
MyDolceVita MyDolceVita
I can't even begin to describe the worst porn I have ever seen. My boyfriend and I have the Playboy channel here at home and we'll turn it on every once in a while just because I'm weird and I like to criticize porn stars lol. I remember turning it on once to some kind of Freaks of Nature vid. The most memorable part was a couple were sitting around, making out, etc etc. The guy then says he had a secret and he didn't want the girl to get scared. He then proceeds to slowly take his hat off, which exposes a giant penis on the top of his head [which was poorly done. It was just a realistic dong taped onto his head]. Needless to say, she ends up grinding on his head for a half hour. I honestly just could not stop laughing.
06/05/2011
padmeamidala padmeamidala
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Originally posted by P'Gell
I just wanted to know. My Man bought this DVD (probably because it was inexpensive) at the Porn Store about a year ago. It is just awful. It's called My Wife's Hot Friend. The sex scenes are TOO long, the women get NO oral sex, ever (as far ... More
I thought "porn wars" was more funny than anything else. Not really my type of porn. Also thought the Sperminator porn video was laughable and also not a really good porno.
06/05/2011
namelesschaos namelesschaos
I can't really think of a full-fledged porno film but there are two things that pop in my head.

1) Way back in high School I once waited a very long time for a download of a porno to complete. It was so horrible bad action, bad video quality everything. It was so bad it contributed to the start of my hardcore anti-porn catholic phase.

2) Th43 was the one MFF threesome scene were one actress keep asking the other women to lick her armpit, which she did. They seemed into it but it was major turn off for me.
06/05/2011
ImmatureLust ImmatureLust
Fluffer, friends turned it on as a joke and out of nowhere all you heard was the famous quote "UGH Tell me how big it is!" I died laughing (Gay porn)
08/08/2011
Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
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Originally posted by MyDolceVita
I can't even begin to describe the worst porn I have ever seen. My boyfriend and I have the Playboy channel here at home and we'll turn it on every once in a while just because I'm weird and I like to criticize porn stars lol. I remember ... More
That sounds freaking hilarious! I'd watch it just to get a laugh.
08/21/2011
Cherry21 Cherry21
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Originally posted by MyDolceVita
I can't even begin to describe the worst porn I have ever seen. My boyfriend and I have the Playboy channel here at home and we'll turn it on every once in a while just because I'm weird and I like to criticize porn stars lol. I remember ... More
wtf? why would that be on a porn? lol
12/02/2011
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