Do you think this joke is funny?

kendycane kendycane
People brag about how kinky they are, but I think the most hardcore engage in traditional penatrative intercourse using a condom made of double-sided sand paper. It makes sex on the beach look like cheesecake. If you can do this and enjoy it, you truly deserve the "Hey Grandma, look what I can do" award.
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Yes!
20  (5%)
Ummm, No
380  (95%)
Total votes: 400
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01/03/2011
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Illusional Illusional
Although... I like cheesecake.
01/03/2011
ToyGeek ToyGeek
I'm completely missing the context for this joke. If it's dialog for something that's been separated from its character and background, then it's quite possibly funny, but as-is it just sounds painful.
01/03/2011
Kayla Kayla
...? I'm really confused by this joke. Is it a joke? What's going on?
01/03/2011
KinkyLadii KinkyLadii
Im lost and no it was not funny!
01/03/2011
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Where's the joke?
01/03/2011
Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
I seem to be the only person who thinks that this is awesome. I had to read it twice but I definitely laughed. Out loud even.
01/03/2011
Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
The delivery sucked
01/03/2011
Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Quote:
Originally posted by Adriana Ravenlust
The delivery sucked
Reminds me of old Jack Handey Jokes.

"A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke."
— Jack Handey (Deep Thoughts)
01/03/2011
sbon sbon
...what?
01/04/2011
MR Chickhabit MR Chickhabit
meh. its too unbelievable, and it wasnt presented well.

sorry kendycane
01/04/2011
Lady Neshamah Lady Neshamah
i think i missed something....
01/04/2011
ScottA ScottA
Something's wrong there - content or presentation.
01/04/2011
MrRainybowbow MrRainybowbow
The thought was too painful for my mind xD but i do think that situation would hurt more for the reciver do to the fact that condems do not or at least should not slide as much on the man
01/04/2011
Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Quote:
Originally posted by MrRainybowbow
The thought was too painful for my mind xD but i do think that situation would hurt more for the reciver do to the fact that condems do not or at least should not slide as much on the man
Ah yes, but you forget, most condoms are not made of sandpaper
01/04/2011
Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
I think it would be better if it went something like "Did you hear about the guy who used a condom made of double-sided sandpaper? Man, that makes sex on the beach sound like a walk in the park. He should get the "Grandma, look what I can do award!"

But.. still, not very funny
01/06/2011
Xavier7 Xavier7
Quote:
Originally posted by Kayla
...? I'm really confused by this joke. Is it a joke? What's going on?
Me too.
01/07/2011
LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
Quote:
Originally posted by Kayla
...? I'm really confused by this joke. Is it a joke? What's going on?
lol! my thoughts exactly!
01/08/2011
Crystal1 Crystal1
It needs an actual punchline.
01/08/2011
Eliza Eliza
I have to agree with most of the posters so far. I don't think this is actually a joke.
01/09/2011
married with children married with children
ummmm, what?
01/09/2011
Shellz31 Shellz31
HUH?
01/09/2011
Alicia Alicia
Most jokes are only funny in context and/or with proper delivery. It's POSSIBLE that someone could make that funny..but I don't get it in the context it was given..
01/09/2011
rdytogo rdytogo
Quote:
Originally posted by Shellz31
HUH?
This. I don't think that is a joke....
01/09/2011
Gallowraven Gallowraven
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
I seem to be the only person who thinks that this is awesome. I had to read it twice but I definitely laughed. Out loud even.
I got it too
01/10/2011
Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Quote:
Originally posted by Gallowraven
I got it too
At least I'm not the only one.
01/12/2011
lamira lamira
Sorry, but it's not really funny. It's really strange and random.
01/13/2011
El-Jaro El-Jaro
Too many jokes/references. It'd be better w/o the grandma bit at the end...unless that was part of the joke relating to the cheesecake. Context would help too, delivery.
01/13/2011
vanillaSpice vanillaSpice
This is supposed to be a joke...?
01/18/2011
Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
I can't believe that only 2 people out of 75 thought that this was funny. I'm still laughing at it.
01/18/2011
Total posts: 198
Unique posters: 180