In a way that should have ended with me in the hospital and hung over the next day. I'm not a big drinker, never have been. I never drank in high school like my friends did. I had my first beer at 18, hated the taste, chugged it and never picked up another since lol, yuck
Since I never was a partier I decided what the hell and got drunk. I first went out with my mom (yes I'm that cool) and my aunts. I had more than a few drinks, fell out of the booth at one bar making an ass of myself. Then one of my friends that I DD for all the time was mine and we went bar hopping meeting up with other friends. My mom told her only to let me have a couple more and that is it. Well I had wayyyyy more than 2. I wanted to have 21 drinks and I did, mixed and shots. I was drunk but not shitfaced and I remember almost everything from that night. I knew what I was doing but I just didn't care! I danced by myself, I acted stupid and loud, I tipped backward in off my barstool, got a pic of that. I had on my 21 & ready for fun shirt with a shot glass necklace and a tiara with a glittery pink 21 and a sash that said birthday bitch, lol. We drove around and I sang out the window and yelled random vulgarities to pedestrians. I had old men buying me drinks. Then I got the idea to go see my bf at the time at his job in Wal-Mart. I busted in the break room at 3am yelling for him and I never talk about bodily habits but my friend said I said aloud in front of everyone in there "Hey, guess what I did? I took a shit at The Barn ( local bar) hahaha can you believe I did that". She said he told her to get me the hell out and he was yelling at me because I embarrassed him and then I got emotional and cried all the way home to where she made sure I was in the house then left so my mom wouldn't kill her.
I remember trying to crawl into bed with my mom then her telling me to go to my room and I laid on the wood floor and passed out until I woke up and got in bed.
The next day I didn't throw up or have a headache but I spent the day on the toilet =/
I have NEVER been that drunk again and I don't have plans to. Now I know how ignorant it was of me to drink that much even if it was throughout the entire day from 4pm to whenever I went home. I'm just glad I didn't get alcohol poisoning.
The only other time I got remotely close to being that drunk was my 23rd birthday where I threw cupcakes in this assholes face that tried to play me, danced on the dance floor in a half empty bar alone (I can't dance mind you), it was 'that time of the month' and I had to have help standing to tend to things lol, then at a 24 hour restaurant I spilled a pitcher of ice water all down my dress. I met my fiance a month later and my bar/drinking days were over. I still have one here or there but that is about it. I like to watch everyone else be fools!