Screen Writers first skit

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Screen Writers first skit

Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Mentor Accepts New Student

A short skit about the mentor program

Mentor: Hi there, new student!

Student: Hello, I hear you can get me free toys and stuff!

Mentor: I can certainly help you out by requesting a product for you to try out and review.

Student: What does that cost?

Mentor: It doesn't cost you anything, the product has to meet certain criteria and be available. You just try it out and tell us what you think.

Student: This site is HUGE, I am lost.

Mentor: What sorts of toys are you interested in or wouldn't mind trying out?

Student: I dunno, I like small vibrators and anal toys. I don't have a significant other, but I like to masturbate!

Mentor: Ok let me take a look around the site and see what's available. We can come up with a list of products that are available and put in the request.



This is the start I have come up with. I'd like to add some humor but let's keep it light humor not mean spirited...we don't want to scare people away! Feel free to copy and paste the above dialogue and make changes...or totally rewrite it, whatever!
04/21/2011
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Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Also let me know what sort of backgrounds you can envision for the skit!
04/21/2011
Darling Jen Darling Jen
Reqired: That cute arms in the air move some of the characters do in the other videos. It's so cute!

Hehe joking. But not about the cute part.
04/21/2011
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Hey all! I need the mentors and students to throw in some stories they have about the program...we are looking for cute, funny (but not in a mean way), possibly lightly embarassing annecdotes about what happened to you. We'll build our skit around real life happenings and possibly make this a sort of teaching/humorous series of skits about our hapless new mentor!
Let me know what you think!
04/21/2011
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
Hey all! I need the mentors and students to throw in some stories they have about the program...we are looking for cute, funny (but not in a mean way), possibly lightly embarassing annecdotes about what happened to you. We'll build our skit ...
C'mon mentors I know you have some cute stories out there about your first attempts at mentoring...students you have some too! Get them posted here!!
04/22/2011
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Mentor: Hi there, new student!

Student: Hello, I hear you can get me free toys and stuff!

Mentor: I can certainly help you out by requesting a product for you to try out and review.

Student: What does that cost?

Mentor: It doesn't cost you anything, the product has to meet certain criteria and be available. You just try it out and tell us what you think.

Student: This site is HUGE, I am lost.

Mentor: What sorts of toys are you interested in or wouldn't mind trying out?

Student: I dunno, I like small vibrators and anal toys. I don't have a significant other, but I like to masturbate!

Mentor: Ok let me take a look around the site and see what's available. We can come up with a list of products that are available and put in the request.

Student: I think I found a dildo that I would like to try, a friend said she really likes the Gets You Off Jelly Dong. She said it is great for anal too.

Mentor: WOW, it looks like a big toy, are you sure about the size? Also, you should not use it for anal without a condom.

Student: Really? My friend said she does that all the time. Where does it show the size? I still have not learned everything about the site.

Mentor: You can find the size and material information on the product page. If you click on the material link, it will tell you all about care and cleaning. That page will also list the size, some products have a "View Actual size" option as well.

Student: OK coool, that is a big help.
04/25/2011
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Mentor: Hi there, new student!



Student: Hello, I hear you can get me free toys and stuff!



Mentor: I can certainly help you out by requesting a product for you to try out and review.



Student: What does ...
Excellent! More more!
04/25/2011
Victoria Victoria
Just popping in to say: You guys are doing a freakin' fabulous job!!!
04/26/2011
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
OK so I have the first movie of this series all but finished. It should be published by the end of today....so exciting!!
05/12/2011
Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
OK so I have the first movie of this series all but finished. It should be published by the end of today....so exciting!!
I can't wait to see it!!!
05/12/2011
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Airen Wolf
OK so I have the first movie of this series all but finished. It should be published by the end of today....so exciting!!
Cool!

Sorry I could not do more, life has taken over all my spare time.
05/12/2011
El-Jaro El-Jaro
Here ya go, the fruits of your labors!

You can find the direct link here
05/16/2011
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
Here ya go, the fruits of your labors!

You can find the direct link here
haha great! Love it, the purple hair is a nice touch too.
05/16/2011
wetone123 wetone123
Awesome!
05/16/2011
Darling Jen Darling Jen
It's great!!! I love all the body language of the "student". Especially the "rock on" when she says she likes to masturbate. I think I might have to mimic that one.
05/16/2011
Kindred Kindred
Quote:
Originally posted by Darling Jen
It's great!!! I love all the body language of the "student". Especially the "rock on" when she says she likes to masturbate. I think I might have to mimic that one.
That one made me laugh out loud!

Great job Airen!

(On a side note, their ape-like arm lengths disturb me slightly...)
05/17/2011
Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
That one made me laugh out loud!

Great job Airen!

(On a side note, their ape-like arm lengths disturb me slightly...)
And don't they look so top heavy that they'd fall over?
05/18/2011
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
That one made me laugh out loud!

Great job Airen!

(On a side note, their ape-like arm lengths disturb me slightly...)
I know it is the one drawback but I wanted them to seem a bit more hip than the blocky other character sets. On another note I did a continuation to the George W and Thomas J movie called Too Much of a Good Thing

I think it's one of the best lemme know what you think!
05/28/2011
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