Porn Club discussion - Wednesday, November 2nd @8pm : 1yr Anniversary - It's all about YOU and PORN - PORN and YOU!

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Porn Club discussion - Wednesday, November 2nd @8pm : 1yr Anniversary - It's all about YOU and PORN - PORN and YOU!

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Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
Better late than never!
Agreed!
11/02/2011
Contributor: tim1724 tim1724
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Ah, back when Cable was Cable! Good ol days, eh? No commercials, cussing and MTV played music.
The fact that I remember watching music videos on MTV makes me feel old.
11/02/2011
Contributor: Diabolical Kitty Diabolical Kitty
Quote:
Originally posted by Antipova
We were a no-cable family. My high school boyfriend watched Skinemax, but he didn't like recite plots or anything, so I'm pretty ignorant of what tv porn was like.
We didn't have cable either. I loved babysitting just to watch other things than basic tv when we still had rabbit ears on our tv.
11/02/2011
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
I was rootin around like i shoudlnt have and i found a ad that sold porn vhs tapes. Had so chick getting fisted on the cover of one and got freaked out and was afraid to go the bathroom for a long long time, that Jason Vorhess's arm was gonna come out of the toilet. Embarasing but true...
11/02/2011
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
Hi Sammi!
Hey Sammi!
11/02/2011
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
I think my first porn was when a guy I was playing with online sent me a porn mag. I still have it!
11/02/2011
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
Quote:
Originally posted by Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
I was rootin around like i shoudlnt have and i found a ad that sold porn vhs tapes. Had so chick getting fisted on the cover of one and got freaked out and was afraid to go the bathroom for a long long time, that Jason Vorhess's arm was gonna ... more
Boy that is a slow connection. You double posted almost a minute apart. lol
11/02/2011
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
Quote:
Originally posted by Illusional
Hey giiiirlie!
Hey chickie!
11/02/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by tim1724
The fact that I remember watching music videos on MTV makes me feel old.
Same here, I remember when it first came on. It was the best thing since sliced bread...
11/02/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred
Boy that is a slow connection. You double posted almost a minute apart. lol
Oh wow. lol
11/02/2011
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Same here, I remember when it first came on. It was the best thing since sliced bread...
We never had MTV here.. Just Much music and Musique Plus which both played music WAY longer than MTV
11/02/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Alright, so for another prize.... Write me a quick poem about somebody discovering porn for the very first time

Best poem wins!
11/02/2011
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Alright, so for another prize.... Write me a quick poem about somebody discovering porn for the very first time

Best poem wins!
This one time i was home
I found me some porn
it tickled my horn.
the end
11/02/2011
Contributor: Diabolical Kitty Diabolical Kitty
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Alright, so for another prize.... Write me a quick poem about somebody discovering porn for the very first time

Best poem wins!
I saw porn
All I did was stare
For within my grasp
Was my wildest fare
11/02/2011
Contributor: Dawn (Lilac Distraction) Dawn (Lilac Distraction)
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Alright, so for another prize.... Write me a quick poem about somebody discovering porn for the very first time

Best poem wins!
I didn't know what happened
But I liked it very much
Those people were all naked
And made me want to touch
11/02/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Alright, so for another prize.... Write me a quick poem about somebody discovering porn for the very first time

Best poem wins!
The moon is out, My puberty dawns
The late night shows are on with girls with lingerie on
Gave me the biggest hard on
11/02/2011
Contributor: tim1724 tim1724
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Alright, so for another prize.... Write me a quick poem about somebody discovering porn for the very first time

Best poem wins!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I knew not what it was,
but I wanted some, too!
11/02/2011
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Alright, so for another prize.... Write me a quick poem about somebody discovering porn for the very first time

Best poem wins!
my darling porn
My heart forlorn
Without some haste
To download something for my kinky taste
11/02/2011
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
There once was a girl from the sticks
She went to college dressed like a hick
The boys liked fast downloads
She asked why, their smiles rose
And now she has movies of dicks!
11/02/2011
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Oh these are great!
11/02/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Oh these are great!
I love naughty poems!
11/02/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
one more minute guys!
11/02/2011
Contributor: Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Multiple poems SO VERY ALLOWED!
11/02/2011
Contributor: aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
slow internet connection let me to a sinful collection
horny teen gets banged on bed, granny gives some hot stud head
while watching virginally granny banged before my eyes
i noticed a tingling between my thighs
felt dirty, bad, excited, feelings all anew
ah puberty, so awkward, but what can one do?
11/02/2011
Contributor: Antipova Antipova
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Oh these are great!
Especially for the time constraints! I looked at mine again and was like 'do'h! Wrong number of syllables!"

But everyone else's are excellent!
11/02/2011
Contributor: Rarity Rarity
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Alright, so for another prize.... Write me a quick poem about somebody discovering porn for the very first time

Best poem wins!
My friend Rob invited me to his pad
Digging around, I found an ad
A woman was being fisted in a way
My butt hasn't felt the same since that day
11/02/2011
Contributor: aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
Quote:
Originally posted by Antipova
There once was a girl from the sticks
She went to college dressed like a hick
The boys liked fast downloads
She asked why, their smiles rose
And now she has movies of dicks!
love your limerick. you should patent that. and put it in edenlit!
11/02/2011
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
It was late at night
I saw some wild girls with bush
hey now. what is this

Porn Haiku.. FTW
11/02/2011
Contributor: Diabolical Kitty Diabolical Kitty
Children laid down their sleepy heads
Girls on phones talked about head
My hand traveled to the tingling in my thighs
From within my lips came orgasm sighs
11/02/2011
Contributor: aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
Quote:
Originally posted by Rarity
My friend Rob invited me to his pad
Digging around, I found an ad
A woman was being fisted in a way
My butt hasn't felt the same since that day
lmao. you're awesome.
11/02/2011