#Eden-O-lympics - Let the Games Begin!

Contributor: Do emu Do emu
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Originally posted by Ansley


The XXX Summer Olympics in London are well underway and the medals are impressive for China, the United States and Great Britain. If you're in the United States, you've seen a tremendous amount of volleyball - both beach and indoor, ... more
Ooh! James Deen would be on my team. Maybe some kind of pain tolerance competition would be a good one. Whoever can tolerate _______ the longest wins? Toys can be involved for those who refuse to give up, haha.
08/09/2012
Contributor: unfulfilled unfulfilled
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Originally posted by Vaginas
dp race to for all three participants to cum at the same time aka male, male, and female. or who can take the most toys. or who can cum the furthest distance. or how many times can one man fuck/cum before he's too tired to go again. or gymnastics ... more
I'd love to see if it would be possible to do gymnastics and land on an erect cock. (without hurtng the cock by landing wrong) Maybe it could be a suction cup dildo so no male participant would get hurt.
08/09/2012
Contributor: unfulfilled unfulfilled
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Originally posted by Envoutes
A competition to see how long someone can go without masturbating, despite being surrounded by two females he's attracted to taking part in some action in front of him.

That, or how long someone can go without orgasm while fucking/masturbating.
I would be in the running with going without orgasm while masturbating- or having sex. It's so hard for me to orgasm know matter how hard I try!
08/09/2012
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
These responses rock!!! I'm so tickled pink you guys are having fun with this!!

I forgot to name my team members - Michael Vegas 'cause he just has insane stamina and Tori Black. Of course, I'd try to be Queen of the Olympics and win or at least compete in every event.

I'd love to see a target practice with a gushing orgasm as the ammunition. Maybe the targets are naked people of their choosing and scores are based on where it lands on the image's body.
08/09/2012
Contributor: unfulfilled unfulfilled
Somewhat similar in thinking as earlier but slightly different How about, how many 5 Vroom toys does it take to make you cum?
08/09/2012
Contributor: mistressg mistressg
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Originally posted by dv8
Weightlifting would involve weights attached to a Kegelcisor.

Instead of the shotput, see how far a woman could shoot out a ping pong ball from your orifice of choice. Similarly, have competitions for the farthest ejaculation and ... more
I was thinking the same thing with the shotput. lol
08/09/2012
Contributor: nolovelost510 nolovelost510
Naked, oily judo. Bonus points given for "oil checks"
08/09/2012
Contributor: MOCouple MOCouple
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Originally posted by Ansley


The XXX Summer Olympics in London are well underway and the medals are impressive for China, the United States and Great Britain. If you're in the United States, you've seen a tremendous amount of volleyball - both beach and indoor, ... more
LOL
08/09/2012
Contributor: Abots Abots
Definitely need some sort of endurance event, like a marathon and then something like a sprint too!
08/09/2012
Contributor: VictoriaDaniel1 VictoriaDaniel1
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Originally posted by playsalot
How about fastest orgasm, with teams. Furthest squirter male and female. Sexiest displays of intercourse. Who can take the biggest toy.
I think it should be the biggest toy anally, vaganally and both holes at the same time.
08/09/2012
Contributor: Martiniman Martiniman
First off, I'd like to return to the good ole days and my sex olympics would involve only amateurs.

First event: Verified squirters women's relay race.
First woman is fucked with a dildo by a teammate when the gun goes off. When she squirts, the dildo is left in her pussy and she must run a certain distance. She then fucks another teammate with the dildo until she squirts, then she runs on to the next teammate, and so on until we get a winner.

Second event: Women's vibrating egg marathon.
The women have a vibrating egg slipped inside them, turned on high, then a pair af clit vibrating panties are put on. First one to finish the race wins, but all get delicious orgasms.

Third event: masturbation
What sex Olympics would be complete without a masturbation race. First the guys...first to cum from self masturbation wins. Then the mixed pairs. Girl teammate jacks off her male teammate. First to get cum wins.

Fourth event: wrestling.
Just think Ultimate Surrender. Competitors strip each other. The winner moves on to the next round, the loser gets fucked publicly by the winner.

Fifth event: nude gymnastics.
Do I need to say anymore? I didn't think so.

Sixth event: relay sex
Similar to the masturbation event, but the female must only use her pussy on her teammates cock. Once he cums she runs a distance to her next teammate. She must fuck him until he cums, then she runs to the next. First to finish wins.

Seventh event: women's cycling
All bicycles have a vibrating dildo mounted on the seat. The faster you pedal, the more the dildo vibrates. Who will win? Mmmmm!

Eighth event: All rowing events
Dildos mounted under the seat. The faster you row, the faster the dildo saws in and out of the competitor...anal or vaginal.

Ninth event: women's volleyball
An egg is slipped into the nude player with a clip attached to her clit, all hel on and in with a harness. Transmitter is placed in the ball. When the player hits the ball, she gets a strong vibe in her pussy and a shock to her clit. The harder she hits the ball, the stronger the vibration and shock.

Tenth event: Weightlifting
Nude weight lifting is one thing, but giving the competitor 1 minute to lift their weight right after being publicaly masturbated to orgasm might be fun. They say sex weakens you, I guess we would find out.

Eleventh event: Equestrian
Do we really want to go here? If your answer is yes, well, use your imagination. If your answer is no, you're in luck, I'm not going to touch this. Gidde up!

I think that's enough for now, but my imagination is soaring. I will say, seeing the Olympics return to the days the competitors competed in the nude would be fantastic enough. I'm not to sure anyone would care who won, but the TV ratings sure would hit record highs.
08/09/2012
Contributor: enjoi enjoi
welcome to the future
08/09/2012
Contributor: surfer surfer
My friend and I were just laughing about the XXX olympics and joking about the potential for an adult olympics. I think would be fun to maintain the focus on strength and endurance: events that test stamina, flexibility, grace, physical skill. Definitely pole-dancing, stripping, finesse at oral sex (with obvious benefits for judges). And of course teams would be comprised of the best adult filmstars from the different countries. What a thought!
08/09/2012
Contributor: ginainohio ginainohio
So excited about this
08/09/2012
Contributor: RomanticGoth RomanticGoth
I haven't been following the Olympics, but I'm loving all the ideas!
08/09/2012
Contributor: AlabasterBeauty AlabasterBeauty
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Originally posted by dv8
Weightlifting would involve weights attached to a Kegelcisor.

Instead of the shotput, see how far a woman could shoot out a ping pong ball from your orifice of choice. Similarly, have competitions for the farthest ejaculation and ... more
I support this 100%
08/09/2012
Contributor: Saddity86 Saddity86
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Originally posted by Ansley


The XXX Summer Olympics in London are well underway and the medals are impressive for China, the United States and Great Britain. If you're in the United States, you've seen a tremendous amount of volleyball - both beach and indoor, ... more
What a good idea!!
08/09/2012
Contributor: potstickers potstickers
How about weightlifting with the penis? See how heavy of a towel a guy can keep aloft.
08/09/2012
Contributor: FreedominBondage FreedominBondage
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Originally posted by Ansley


The XXX Summer Olympics in London are well underway and the medals are impressive for China, the United States and Great Britain. If you're in the United States, you've seen a tremendous amount of volleyball - both beach and indoor, ... more
Ok just throwing out random ideas here...

A relay where a woman is the baton. The man has to run while inside her, then pass her off.

Sex in a small bathtub. Points are earned through creative positions and how much water remains in the tub.

Special events for BDSM lovers. Tying up your partner. Points for speed, strength of knots, intricacy, etc.
08/09/2012
Contributor: AliMc AliMc
How about some sort of sexual endurance triathlon? Gold goes to whoever can stay hard for the longest throughout a series of sexual activities without ejaculating.

Or an intercourse race - first to reach 500 thrusts wins. (Again, contestants will get penalties for ejaculating)
08/09/2012
Contributor: jennifur77 jennifur77
Anything with a toy marathon. Who can handle using toys the longest!
08/09/2012
Contributor: FallFire FallFire
Perhaps some sort of marathon or triathlon?

I love what was said about athletes having to be tested for sexual aids. Too funny!
08/09/2012
Contributor: *Camoprincess* *Camoprincess*
Very interesting responses, I need to get to thinking.
08/09/2012
Contributor: Katie Magruder Katie Magruder
Quote:
Originally posted by Ansley


The XXX Summer Olympics in London are well underway and the medals are impressive for China, the United States and Great Britain. If you're in the United States, you've seen a tremendous amount of volleyball - both beach and indoor, ... more
I would definitely stick with the original olympic theme of gymnastics but make it hotter. Masturbation for women on the balance beam... your scored on originality, toys used and of course overall orgasm. 2 people uneven bar act...having sex in the air...imagine that dismount! And the best for last...the floor exercise, where you can go solo, duet, trio, or whatever floats your boat. Judgement done on originality of toys, duration of "exercise" and all over performance done by team. Now that is one olympics I would watch!
08/09/2012
Contributor: Zandrock Zandrock
Penis pushups. Enough said.
08/09/2012
Contributor: Discreet Lover Discreet Lover
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Originally posted by Ansley


The XXX Summer Olympics in London are well underway and the medals are impressive for China, the United States and Great Britain. If you're in the United States, you've seen a tremendous amount of volleyball - both beach and indoor, ... more
This sounds really fun, I'm going to have to really think about this one. I'll get back to you on this in a bit.
08/09/2012
Contributor: nicoleray143 nicoleray143
Right on!
08/09/2012
Contributor: Why Not? Why Not?
Well... let's skip the obvious "ping-pong" table tennis reference.

I know the summer olympics are on now, but I think couples ice skating would lend itself well to some steamy, gravity defying, graceful sex. And it could be made all the more kinky with the introduction of "props".

Two categories... one all naked and one for role play costumes.

I think we can all imagine how this could go...

08/09/2012
Contributor: clockwork451 clockwork451
There definitely has to be extreme stripping.

Like remove all of your clothes while doing obstacle courses or something.
08/09/2012
Contributor: tigres1385 tigres1385
Quote:
Originally posted by Ansley


The XXX Summer Olympics in London are well underway and the medals are impressive for China, the United States and Great Britain. If you're in the United States, you've seen a tremendous amount of volleyball - both beach and indoor, ... more
How about blowjob time trials?! It would be who can get a man to orgasm first with the fastest time winning. =]
08/09/2012