#Eden-O-lympics - Let the Games Begin!

Vertical Bar??? Why not, it takes a tremendous amount of strength and I am sure many people would watch.

How about couples gymnastics. Couples would preform different acrobatics while keeping the PIV or PIA. Points for various moves could be added according to difficulty and subtracted for slipping out and early ejaculation. Bonus points could be added for simultaneous orgasm at the end of the routine. less

The XXX Summer Olympics in London are well underway and the medals are impressive for China, the United States and Great Britain. If you're in the United States, you've seen a tremendous amount of volleyball - both beach and indoor, as well as an astronomical amount of water polo and swimmming. This is all well and good, but it got us to thinking what would an Eden Olympics look like?



Put away the day to day grind and pull out your thinking caps! Suspension of disbelief is a necessity in order to have some fun with this post and I think you are all very fun people and that you will enjoy this immensely.

Here are a few things to keep in mind when building your responses:

- There is no such thing as a sexually transmitted disease or infection in this world.

- Everyone in the world wants to see these events live and they're paying top dollar to watch the "athletes" compete.

- No one can get pregnant or get anyone else pregnant and the messier side of sexual relations is cleverly dealt with so it's a non-issue.

- You can choose adult stars for your team and teams will be based on sexual preferences.

Ok, got it?

Now, take the games of the current XXX Olympics and design a sexual version of the event. Who would be on your team, what would your routine or competition look like and what would the criteria for scoring be? How would toys be involved?

We will be super impressed by events that involve running or other motions that you don't normally associate with sex. What's the craziest event you can come up with?

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I would love to encoperate cycling with a bike designed in a way that makes a dildo move in timing with every rotation of the wheel, to push the redisgned seat with two openings (one for the front and one for the back entry) and design a game to see who will reach heavenly bliss the fastest, who can go the longest before they reach ecstasy, the one who can reach whoopppiee the multiple times ( including squirting) and who can take the biggest dildo. That would be way so cool. less

The XXX Summer Olympics in London are well underway and the medals are impressive for China, the United States and Great Britain. If you're in the United States, you've seen a tremendous amount of volleyball - both beach and indoor, as well as an astronomical amount of water polo and swimmming. This is all well and good, but it got us to thinking what would an Eden Olympics look like?



Put away the day to day grind and pull out your thinking caps! Suspension of disbelief is a necessity in order to have some fun with this post and I think you are all very fun people and that you will enjoy this immensely.

Here are a few things to keep in mind when building your responses:

- There is no such thing as a sexually transmitted disease or infection in this world.

- Everyone in the world wants to see these events live and they're paying top dollar to watch the "athletes" compete.

- No one can get pregnant or get anyone else pregnant and the messier side of sexual relations is cleverly dealt with so it's a non-issue.

- You can choose adult stars for your team and teams will be based on sexual preferences.

Ok, got it?

Now, take the games of the current XXX Olympics and design a sexual version of the event. Who would be on your team, what would your routine or competition look like and what would the criteria for scoring be? How would toys be involved?

We will be super impressed by events that involve running or other motions that you don't normally associate with sex. What's the craziest event you can come up with?

To help you get in the mood, we're offering 20% off site-wide! Just enter code "Play20" at checkout! less

Weightlifting would involve weights attached to a Kegelcisor.

Instead of the shotput, see how far a woman could shoot out a ping pong ball from your orifice of choice. Similarly, have competitions for the farthest ejaculation and squirting.

If you like running, hold the relay races with the batons held anally and passed anally from runner to runner.

Of course, wrestling would be naked and have the loser fucked by the winner but kink.com already does that. less

The XXX Summer Olympics in London are well underway and the medals are impressive for China, the United States and Great Britain. If you're in the United States, you've seen a tremendous amount of volleyball - both beach and indoor, as well as an astronomical amount of water polo and swimmming. This is all well and good, but it got us to thinking what would an Eden Olympics look like?



Put away the day to day grind and pull out your thinking caps! Suspension of disbelief is a necessity in order to have some fun with this post and I think you are all very fun people and that you will enjoy this immensely.

Here are a few things to keep in mind when building your responses:

- There is no such thing as a sexually transmitted disease or infection in this world.

- Everyone in the world wants to see these events live and they're paying top dollar to watch the "athletes" compete.

- No one can get pregnant or get anyone else pregnant and the messier side of sexual relations is cleverly dealt with so it's a non-issue.

- You can choose adult stars for your team and teams will be based on sexual preferences.

Ok, got it?

Now, take the games of the current XXX Olympics and design a sexual version of the event. Who would be on your team, what would your routine or competition look like and what would the criteria for scoring be? How would toys be involved?

We will be super impressed by events that involve running or other motions that you don't normally associate with sex. What's the craziest event you can come up with?

To help you get in the mood, we're offering 20% off site-wide! Just enter code "Play20" at checkout! less

The XXX Summer Olympics in London are well underway and the medals are impressive for China, the United States and Great Britain. If you're in the United States, you've seen a tremendous amount of volleyball - both beach and indoor, as well as an astronomical amount of water polo and swimmming. This is all well and good, but it got us to thinking what would an Eden Olympics look like?



Put away the day to day grind and pull out your thinking caps! Suspension of disbelief is a necessity in order to have some fun with this post and I think you are all very fun people and that you will enjoy this immensely.

Here are a few things to keep in mind when building your responses:

- There is no such thing as a sexually transmitted disease or infection in this world.

- Everyone in the world wants to see these events live and they're paying top dollar to watch the "athletes" compete.

- No one can get pregnant or get anyone else pregnant and the messier side of sexual relations is cleverly dealt with so it's a non-issue.

- You can choose adult stars for your team and teams will be based on sexual preferences.

Ok, got it?

Now, take the games of the current XXX Olympics and design a sexual version of the event. Who would be on your team, what would your routine or competition look like and what would the criteria for scoring be? How would toys be involved?

We will be super impressed by events that involve running or other motions that you don't normally associate with sex. What's the craziest event you can come up with?

To help you get in the mood, we're offering 20% off site-wide! Just enter code "Play20" at checkout! less