My G4 Big Boss is Possessed.

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My G4 Big Boss is Possessed.

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So I finally got my G4 Big Boss today, left it charging for 8 hours, till it was done. I used it, then washed it, then laid it aside. A few minutes later it turned itself on! I can't turn it off! Nothing works, not even plugging it in. What am I supposed to do with this rogue vibrator? It won't stop!
09/15/2011
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Rossie Rossie
Maybe some mechanism inside got stuck, return it and get a replacement.
09/15/2011
Shellz31 Shellz31
LMAO - sorry I know that doesn't help at all, but it did make me laugh.
I'm guessing it has drained itself by now .....

I think I'd test it again to see if it turns on by itself after you recharge it. If it does it again then there's clearly something dodgy going on internally and I'd get a replacement.
09/16/2011
Coralbell Coralbell
The same thing happened with my Fun Factory Spring. I realized that I could get it to turn off immediately if I attached the charger. But eventually I had to just leave it running so the battery drained and it turned off. Then I sent it back for a replacement.
09/16/2011
froggiemoma froggiemoma
:S exocise it!
09/16/2011
unfulfilled unfulfilled
When vibrator's attack? LOL I'm sorry that just made my day picturing it. I agree with everyone else, send it back for a replacement.
09/16/2011
Taylor Taylor
Oh wow! that definitely should not happen. I agree with what others have said. You should definitely be able to get a replacement.
09/16/2011
Jul!a Jul!a
I'm sorry to laugh, but it's an amusing image. Yes, definitely get that replaced, it's not supposed to do that!
09/16/2011
Love Perpetua Love Perpetua
Haha, I just imagined putting it in the box and returning it while it was still vibrating! That was a funny image...the UPS guy comes and is like what the....But I imagine you'd let it fully drain before shipping

I'm sure you can get it replaced, it's definitely not supposed to that!
09/16/2011
Redboxbaby Redboxbaby
Quote:
Originally posted by null
So I finally got my G4 Big Boss today, left it charging for 8 hours, till it was done. I used it, then washed it, then laid it aside. A few minutes later it turned itself on! I can't turn it off! Nothing works, not even plugging it in. What am I ...
What am I supposed to do with this rogue vibrator? It won't stop!

Use it! Don't waste it. Then send it back.
09/16/2011
Rossie Rossie
Quote:
Originally posted by Love Perpetua
Haha, I just imagined putting it in the box and returning it while it was still vibrating! That was a funny image...the UPS guy comes and is like what the....But I imagine you'd let it fully drain before shipping

I'm sure you can get ...
Now that's funny! lol!
09/16/2011
Tuesday Tuesday
A possessed vibrator. That's so amusing.

The Zini Deux didn't turn itself on but half the time it was super difficult to turn off. I've almost had to let that one run out.
09/16/2011
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I let him die overnight between two pillows, it was only mildly creepy. I think mine lasted longer than it was supposed to too. Full power is supposed to last for ~30 minutes, but I think mine was on full and lasted ~90 minutes.
Anyways, emailing Fun Factory, hopefully I can return him soon.
09/16/2011
Elnoa Elnoa
I think this is often indicative of a circuit problem, as in when you put the batteries in backwards (although in your case, it is an internal problem). Send it back.
09/16/2011
null null
I sent him off yesterday, I hate paying for shipping >.<
Hopefully he gets replaced quickly, and by a sane, non-demon-possessed version...
09/17/2011
null null
Just got the replacement, big and orange
He works wonderfully, no craziness at all. They even sent a bottle of their massage oil for my trouble!
09/27/2011
NarcissisticLust NarcissisticLust
Quote:
Originally posted by null
So I finally got my G4 Big Boss today, left it charging for 8 hours, till it was done. I used it, then washed it, then laid it aside. A few minutes later it turned itself on! I can't turn it off! Nothing works, not even plugging it in. What am I ...
Oh my! While this is a problem and I'm sorry this happened, thank you for the laugh. All I can imagine is the G4 rumbling off the table and onto the floor then chasing you around the room. I agree with Rossie, return it for a replacement.
09/29/2011
Menarae Menarae
Same thing happened with a shipment of green Yooos at work. Just the green ones, not any other colour. Fun Factory must have gotten a bad batch of motors or something.
10/07/2011
Allie417 Allie417
Quote:
Originally posted by Rossie
Maybe some mechanism inside got stuck, return it and get a replacement.
Can you imagine if the thing was still going when the postman picked it up out of the mail box? Oh my how to explain that one. Clearly it wouldn't be because the charge will eventually run out but man my poor postman would probably have a heart attack.
10/08/2011
toxie m toxie m
Quote:
Originally posted by null
Just got the replacement, big and orange
He works wonderfully, no craziness at all. They even sent a bottle of their massage oil for my trouble!
Yay! All's well that end's well, even with possessed vibrators
10/08/2011
Woman China Woman China
LOL!!!!! LOL!!!! Merci buttocks for the giggles!!!

My Tiger had the reverse problem It won't turn on anymore!!!!

Glad to hear you got yours replaced!!! AT least one way to look at it... if your first one was black and you decided you were not too keen on the colour... then you got the orange!!!

And a bottle of massage oil!!! Which scent?
01/01/2012
null null
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Originally posted by Woman China
LOL!!!!! LOL!!!! Merci buttocks for the giggles!!!

My Tiger had the reverse problem It won't turn on anymore!!!!

Glad to hear you got yours replaced!!! AT least one way to look at it... if your first one was black and you decided ...
I got the Aphrodisiac scent. It's a nice smell, but very strong.
01/03/2012
comatose-kitty comatose-kitty
it's calling to you. XD
02/26/2012
kendra30752 kendra30752
Quote:
Originally posted by null
So I finally got my G4 Big Boss today, left it charging for 8 hours, till it was done. I used it, then washed it, then laid it aside. A few minutes later it turned itself on! I can't turn it off! Nothing works, not even plugging it in. What am I ...
OMG! That is creepy! I had a similar problem with my new Matryoshka yesterday! We tried everything and it would not turn off until we put it back on charger then it started working right. Try that?
02/26/2012
null null
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Originally posted by kendra30752
OMG! That is creepy! I had a similar problem with my new Matryoshka yesterday! We tried everything and it would not turn off until we put it back on charger then it started working right. Try that?
Yeah, that's supposed to be the fail-safe, but it didn't do anything.
02/27/2012
biancajames biancajames
I have the opposite problem- mine won't turn on! bah.
03/25/2012
lustylusty lustylusty
i agree. ... dont waste it. then return it
03/26/2012
bh253 bh253
Quote:
Originally posted by Love Perpetua
Haha, I just imagined putting it in the box and returning it while it was still vibrating! That was a funny image...the UPS guy comes and is like what the....But I imagine you'd let it fully drain before shipping

I'm sure you can get ...
LOL I was imagining a vibrating box too.
05/03/2012
StephanieTaylor StephanieTaylor
Lol its possessed
11/29/2012
DomonCoshu DomonCoshu
Lol just use it haha many hours of fun.
11/29/2012
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