Esse and Black Label Esse

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Esse and Black Label Esse

(Re)tired Stripper (Re)tired Stripper
I just purchased a Black Label Esse a few weeks ago and I absolutely adore it. It was a LOT heavier than I thought it would be, and the box was enormous.

Kinda sad it isn't discreet one bit, but I wanted the Black Label with the buckles because I've developed a complex about bedroom sex because the neighbour in the condo below is a vindictive lonely weenie. He slams the ceiling anytime I make any sexual noise past 11:00pm, even on weekends...and I'm not THAT loud. When he blares his video games with bass that rocks my entire house four six hours a day and disrupts my meditation, I don't complain. But yeah, I'm all weird now about sex in my bedroom which is crappy.

The Esse remedied this problem. It's comfortable as a couch...or more comfortable if you like firm supportive surfaces to read/work on. It came with a mini Scoop, the standard Liberator position guide, a Zomi washable sex toy zippered bag, and a choice of free gift.

Anyone else own the Esse or the Black Label Esse? Anyone have any tips on how to make it look discreet? Black isn't in my decor so I got a black Heart Wedge and tossed it on the couch. Sheets over the Esse still allow the fasteners to show through!

Overall though, I'm in love with it. I was lucky and got it at $75 off (promo they were having) plus 15% code.

Maaaany great positions. Though the cuff kit they sell is the best option, I think, but you could use some D-rings and rig up your own beloved cuffs.
03/11/2011
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wetone123 wetone123
I do not own one...yet, but I was glad to see you love it. I have been yearning to have this item since the day I saw it. Saving up for it. That's great you got a deal on Esse! Should bring you much pleasure for years to come.
03/13/2011
(Re)tired Stripper (Re)tired Stripper
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Originally posted by wetone123
I do not own one...yet, but I was glad to see you love it. I have been yearning to have this item since the day I saw it. Saving up for it. That's great you got a deal on Esse! Should bring you much pleasure for years to come.
Worth every penny, for sure! I love it more than my couches, and that is saying a lot. I'm a furniture slut. The Esse is still on $75 off, I just noticed, and there's an additional $100 off of $400 orders....that makes things pretty darn affordable for some.

The Black Label is supposed to be a lot more durable than the regular label furniture. So yes, I hope it will last me a good, long time!

I am happy to see a little Esse love. A lot of people think Liberator items are overpriced foam sex novelty products...totally not the case! I am always amazed by the quality of their items, and with the new products, it just keeps getting higher-end. Hopefully the prices stay reasonable (ish!).
03/13/2011
(Re)tired Stripper (Re)tired Stripper
Quote:
Originally posted by wetone123
I do not own one...yet, but I was glad to see you love it. I have been yearning to have this item since the day I saw it. Saving up for it. That's great you got a deal on Esse! Should bring you much pleasure for years to come.
Worth every penny, for sure! I love it more than my couches, and that is saying a lot. I'm a furniture slut. The Esse is still on $75 off, I just noticed, and there's an additional $100 off of $400 orders....that makes things pretty darn affordable for some.

The Black Label is supposed to be a lot more durable than the regular label furniture. So yes, I hope it will last me a good, long time!

I am happy to see a little Esse love. A lot of people think Liberator items are overpriced foam sex novelty products...totally not the case! I am always amazed by the quality of their items, and with the new products, it just keeps getting higher-end. Hopefully the prices stay reasonable (ish!).
03/13/2011
CassandraL CassandraL
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Originally posted by (Re)tired Stripper
I just purchased a Black Label Esse a few weeks ago and I absolutely adore it. It was a LOT heavier than I thought it would be, and the box was enormous.

Kinda sad it isn't discreet one bit, but I wanted the Black Label with the buckles ...
To make it more discreet, you could get a simple slipcover and throw it over the Esse. Bonus: it's easy to redecorate and change the color.

Another option is to purchase additional Esse covers from Liberator. The premium pebble fabric is a lot more discreet than the Black Label cover and it comes in designer colors.

Congrats on your purchase! The Esse is an amazing piece of furniture that is going to last you a very long time.
03/15/2011
(Re)tired Stripper (Re)tired Stripper
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Originally posted by CassandraL
To make it more discreet, you could get a simple slipcover and throw it over the Esse. Bonus: it's easy to redecorate and change the color.

Another option is to purchase additional Esse covers from Liberator. The premium pebble fabric ...
Cassandra, once again, you rock. Thanks so much! The Esse is giving me mind-blowing G-spot stimulation. I really didn't think a piece of sex furniture could work that well--it's seriously a revelation and I can't praise it enough! Perhaps the only downside is I'm almost 6' tall, so it's a little low for me. A stage might be in my future (if we get one here at EF? that'd be great!)

I think snag a slipcover, thank you for the advice. For extended family visits, the pebble covers sound like a great investment. I just unzipped and re-zipped the cover, and it is a whole lot easier than I thought.

Now to decide the colour....
03/16/2011
ellieprobable ellieprobable
I've been eyeing up the Esse for a long time. This was just the worry that I had, though. Did the other cover end up making it more discreet for you?
06/16/2011
GTXecutive GTXecutive
This is something we would absolutely love to get, but there's no way we could justify spending this much money on it, and we have no place to put it. Sad day. Hopefully, one day we can have one of our own!
07/02/2011
Cherry21 Cherry21
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Originally posted by (Re)tired Stripper
I just purchased a Black Label Esse a few weeks ago and I absolutely adore it. It was a LOT heavier than I thought it would be, and the box was enormous.

Kinda sad it isn't discreet one bit, but I wanted the Black Label with the buckles ...
lol, just get louder. thats what we do
12/08/2011
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