Do you tend to masturbate more when hungover?

Contributor: UnknownGirl UnknownGirl
One of the reasons you become hungover is because your body is dehydrated. Thereby making it harder for your body to produce fluids, and therefore making it harder to become wet. So, no, I generally don't masturbate or have sex while experiencing a severe hangover.
01/11/2011
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by SexyTabby
I hardly if ever drink but Mondays are special cuz kids and hubby are all out of the house after a long weekend of non-stop dealing with them. Kicking back relaxing and masturbating sounds as good as anything else
LOL! That's so funny. I'm more likely to "take care of myself" on a Monday morning than any other time, also. For the exact reasons.

That's hilarious that you do the same thing.
01/12/2011
Contributor: Pipedream Products Pipedream Products
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Originally posted by UnknownGirl
One of the reasons you become hungover is because your body is dehydrated. Thereby making it harder for your body to produce fluids, and therefore making it harder to become wet. So, no, I generally don't masturbate or have sex while experiencing ... more
Interesting perspective... I hadn't thought of that, probably because I'm male. But that totally makes sense!
01/12/2011
Contributor: A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
The way I see I would masturbate more during a hangover is if the hangover makes me stay in bed all day and staying in bed makes me wanna touch myself. Otherwise - no, not really.
01/18/2011
Contributor: toxie m toxie m
I definitely don't feel in the mood for masturbating when I'm hungover - sleep is the real thing I'm lusting for
02/18/2011
Contributor: zeebot zeebot
Don't drink, but I like to masturbate when I'm headache-y, it definitely helps.
02/19/2011
Contributor: Mattie Omega Mattie Omega
It's interesting to see how many people in this community don't drink so much. Personally, as a college kid on the Rugby team... I have my forays with alcohol. But when I am hungover, there's not much I want to do other than sleep and drink water. Masturbation is not high on my priorities.
03/10/2011
Contributor: Pipedream Products Pipedream Products
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Originally posted by Mattie Omega
It's interesting to see how many people in this community don't drink so much. Personally, as a college kid on the Rugby team... I have my forays with alcohol. But when I am hungover, there's not much I want to do other than sleep and ... more
Yeah it's good to see how many people steer clear of booze... I don't really drink either, but I did a lot in my 20's and I used to always lay around and spank it over and over cuz it made me feel better LOL
03/11/2011
Contributor: Taylor Taylor
I've never had a hangover before, so I guess I don't maturbate more then.
03/11/2011
Contributor: *Ashley* *Ashley*
It just gives me a reason to masturbate. I'm always horny, a hangover will not hold me back.
03/11/2011
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
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Originally posted by Victoria
I voted "Yes", but this isn't when being 'hungover' per se - it's more like when I have a headache, am tired, am too drained etc because it does help with headaches and usually kind of 'resets' my mood. My reset button
Hey, that's true. I masturbate when I'm cranky or have a headache, or something like that.
03/11/2011
Contributor: beautifulpierced beautifulpierced
i picked I don't drink, but heck I'll masturbate to that! . ima mom so i dont have time to go drinking or get a babysitter. but i do however have an extra few minutes for masturbation every once in awhile
03/11/2011
Contributor: BadassFatass BadassFatass
It's a great way for me to feel better no matter what's bothering me, usually.
03/11/2011
Contributor: PiratePrincess PiratePrincess
I don't drink, but I'm sure it would help a hangover since it helps all my headaches go away. Although I'm probably less likely to masturbate on a Monday for various reasons.
03/11/2011
Contributor: Pipedream Products Pipedream Products
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Originally posted by PiratePrincess
I don't drink, but I'm sure it would help a hangover since it helps all my headaches go away. Although I'm probably less likely to masturbate on a Monday for various reasons.
HAHA too worn out from the weekend? A princess after my own heart!
03/11/2011
Contributor: Pipedream Products Pipedream Products
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Originally posted by BadassFatass
It's a great way for me to feel better no matter what's bothering me, usually.
Amen to THAT!
03/11/2011
Contributor: Pipedream Products Pipedream Products
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Originally posted by beautifulpierced
i picked I don't drink, but heck I'll masturbate to that! . ima mom so i dont have time to go drinking or get a babysitter. but i do however have an extra few minutes for masturbation every once in awhile
Yeah if you have kids it's more important than ever to make sure you have some quality "me moments" fairly often... you know so they don't drive you insane.
03/11/2011
Contributor: Pipedream Products Pipedream Products
Quote:
Originally posted by Mattie Omega
It's interesting to see how many people in this community don't drink so much. Personally, as a college kid on the Rugby team... I have my forays with alcohol. But when I am hungover, there's not much I want to do other than sleep and ... more
LOL
03/11/2011
Contributor: Pipedream Products Pipedream Products
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Originally posted by *Ashley*
It just gives me a reason to masturbate. I'm always horny, a hangover will not hold me back.
at'ta girrrl!
03/11/2011
Contributor: Pipedream Products Pipedream Products
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Originally posted by Taylor
I've never had a hangover before, so I guess I don't maturbate more then.
lucky!
03/11/2011
Contributor: Pipedream Products Pipedream Products
Quote:
Originally posted by Mattie Omega
It's interesting to see how many people in this community don't drink so much. Personally, as a college kid on the Rugby team... I have my forays with alcohol. But when I am hungover, there's not much I want to do other than sleep and ... more
thinking about Rugby teams is making me want to masturbate. LOL
03/11/2011
Contributor: Pipedream Products Pipedream Products
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Originally posted by Taylor
I've never had a hangover before, so I guess I don't maturbate more then.
never? wow
03/11/2011
Contributor: (Re)tired Stripper (Re)tired Stripper
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Originally posted by Pipedream Products
We have a theory that people masturbate more on Mondays when they are hungover for over indulging on the weekends. This poll is mostly just for fun and for me to have something to talk about around the water cooler here at work.
Yes! I thought I was the only one. The surge of endorphins instantly helps my headaches. I don't indulge in the sauce too often, so when I do, I regret it when I stumble out of bed. Usually I don't even both for a couple hours, I just reach under the bed and snag a vibe then drift in and out of sleep.

Maybe I'll have a "breakfast beer" if I still feel icky.

Combined, they are more effective than anything on the market. Too bad you can't really sell that
03/12/2011
Contributor: Pipedream Products Pipedream Products
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Originally posted by (Re)tired Stripper
Yes! I thought I was the only one. The surge of endorphins instantly helps my headaches. I don't indulge in the sauce too often, so when I do, I regret it when I stumble out of bed. Usually I don't even both for a couple hours, I just ... more
" Too bad you can't really sell that "

RIGHT? lol we'd be RICH!!!
03/15/2011
Contributor: K101 K101
Not sure . I don't drink, but I used to ALOT! I don't remember ever wanting to do anything but die or sleep during a hangover! Lol.
05/03/2011
Contributor: onehotmomma onehotmomma
Yes! It isn't only when hungover..whenever I don't feel up to par, it seems to make me feel better!
06/26/2011
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
During hungovers, I'm lying in bed half-dead, masturbating is probably the last thing that will come into my mind!
06/26/2011
Contributor: Ms. Spice Ms. Spice
it really depends on hungover I am. most of the time, the only thing i'll want is more sleep and no light lol
06/28/2011
Contributor: mh11 mh11
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Originally posted by Pipedream Products
We have a theory that people masturbate more on Mondays when they are hungover for over indulging on the weekends. This poll is mostly just for fun and for me to have something to talk about around the water cooler here at work.
not really
10/31/2011
Contributor: Breas Breas
I don't drink, but when I did I did not do that when I was hungover. I was usually in too much pain
10/31/2011