The Real Touch is a terrible product - don't bother

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The Real Touch is a terrible product - don't bother

B8trDude B8trDude
I had written a very honest review about this terrible product on EF and, until this "announcement" when up, the review had over 50 "extremely useful" votes. That review has suddenly disappeared.
10/06/2011
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Diabolical Kitty Diabolical Kitty
Quote:
Originally posted by B8trDude
I had written a very honest review about this terrible product on EF and, until this "announcement" when up, the review had over 50 "extremely useful" votes. That review has suddenly disappeared.
I think that's screwed up honestly.
10/06/2011
Darling Jen Darling Jen
Yeah, that seems pretty awful.

Negative reviews don't stop cheaper toys from being purchased and there's always someone else who feels differently about each product so I feel that it shouldn't have been censored. (After all, I really did not like the G-ki but everyone else loves it. So it could be the same with that product.)
10/06/2011
Ryuson Ryuson
Just left a comment on the page! People flock to Eden for their reviews because they reward people with free products and points for their HONEST reviews! I read your review, and I thought that it was very thorough and professional; there was no reason at all to remove it sans because the producer didn't /LIKE/ the negative media! If you don't want people's honest opinions, don't sell your product on Eden! This wouldn't irk me so much on any other site, but the community is built around that truthfulness and honesty, and this is the first community where my opinion has always been valued and respected no matter if others agree with it.
10/07/2011
LadyDarknezz LadyDarknezz
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Originally posted by B8trDude
I had written a very honest review about this terrible product on EF and, until this "announcement" when up, the review had over 50 "extremely useful" votes. That review has suddenly disappeared.
Whoa! That's horrible! I am hoping this is some sort of temporary fluke. I will be greatly disappointed if EF was censoring you. I really wish I got to check your review out, since I hear it is quite critically acclaimed. I hope it comes back up soon!
10/07/2011
Gary Gary
What is the golden rule folks?

If there is a problem, then you need to get in touch with one us.

Forum threads, that we have stumble upon, do not help to resolve any problems.
10/07/2011
gone77 gone77
I'd like to refer people to my post here regarding the review situation. Thank you.
10/07/2011
Review It Review It
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Originally posted by Darling Jen
Yeah, that seems pretty awful.

Negative reviews don't stop cheaper toys from being purchased and there's always someone else who feels differently about each product so I feel that it shouldn't have been censored. (After all, I ...
SO true!
11/20/2011
viennabad viennabad
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Originally posted by Review It
SO true!
Yep, men are all different one likes one thing and another man likes something else. Some people may like the cheaper items.
01/04/2012
Kissy Kissy
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Originally posted by B8trDude
I had written a very honest review about this terrible product on EF and, until this "announcement" when up, the review had over 50 "extremely useful" votes. That review has suddenly disappeared.
If it is a useful BAD review... why would it be erased??!?!!?
01/17/2012
Kissy Kissy
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Originally posted by gone77
I'd like to refer people to my post here regarding the review situation. Thank you.
Thanks
01/17/2012
mmc67 mmc67
About as Fun as Sticking Your Dick into a Cheese Grater" LOL owwww
02/01/2012
B8trDude B8trDude
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Originally posted by mmc67
About as Fun as Sticking Your Dick into a Cheese Grater" LOL owwww
Thanks, mmc67 - I stand FIRMLY behind my review! It was eventually reposted here: link
02/02/2012
NarcissisticLust NarcissisticLust
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Originally posted by B8trDude
I had written a very honest review about this terrible product on EF and, until this "announcement" when up, the review had over 50 "extremely useful" votes. That review has suddenly disappeared.
That's disappointing to hear. Removing negative reviews seems a bit underhanded. It's disappointing this product isn't so great, it looks neat too.
02/03/2012
Ms. Spice Ms. Spice
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Originally posted by NarcissisticLust
That's disappointing to hear. Removing negative reviews seems a bit underhanded. It's disappointing this product isn't so great, it looks neat too.
Except it's still posted on the product page and you can still access the review lol
02/03/2012
B8trDude B8trDude
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Originally posted by Ms. Spice
Except it's still posted on the product page and you can still access the review lol
Ms. Spice, it was later put back online and went on to win the Weekly Rumble - you can check that out here - link

I'm also very proud that 100 people have now given it a rating of "Extremely Useful"

Of course, I also want to thank all of the wonderful contributors on EF for that!
02/04/2012
griffonc griffonc
thanks for the info everyone.
03/28/2012
perigorn perigorn
I think many of the complaints you had about the machine simply were over the top or minor annoyances and that overall its an amazing product. I do agree partly with the tech support and software installation, privacy issues, etc but if you have the coin to spend on it go for it, its a fun machine. That being said though I still love my Black Tenga Flip device I got for only about $80 and my Super Head Honcho for only $25. Is this the "Ultimate" toy? No, but it's a step in the right direction.

My advice for those with really high definition or big monitors: Run your fonts at no bigger than %120 size and lower your screen resolutions down a peg until the software gets installed.

To get the drivers and plugins to work properly you might have to reset your system a couple times.

Also use the default Windows Media Player (version 11 or older) instead of Silverlight 5+. AND stick with the original 10 vids on the DVD, the "enhancement training" vids, and the Free Vids on the website as the paid ones seems to be horribly out of sync and low quality.
04/09/2012
B8trDude B8trDude
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Originally posted by perigorn
I think many of the complaints you had about the machine simply were over the top or minor annoyances and that overall its an amazing product. I do agree partly with the tech support and software installation, privacy issues, etc but if you have the ...
If you like it so much, then why don't you write your own review, especially since you think it's such an "amazing" product? I stand by everything I've said - it's a terrible product and a complete waste of money.

BTW, do you work for RealTouch? It appears as if you don't have a profile and that this is your only post. Again, it would be great if you wrote your own review. Just in case you need to read mine, here it is: link
04/13/2012
AnemicLust AnemicLust
Good to know for how much it costs!!
04/21/2012
Sex Positivity Sex Positivity
I'm sorry it was so awful for you. Get in touch with someone up high.
04/21/2012
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