NOT for your butt!
OMG! Ducky Doolittle was so funny reading that list and showing examples of the items for visual impact. Seriously, how do people get some of that stuff in their butt? (Not to mention why they would want to in the first place, especially since there are affordable and SAFE alternatives!)
I remember a police officer telling me how they have to use rubber gloves to search all the body cavities of inmates and how they find all sorts of contraband that way. I remember being shocked and amazed by the story about the perp who had a loaded handgun up his bum. I mean, how do you work something like that in? Wasn't he worried about it going off? And there were numerous cases of perps with knives hidden away in their rectum as well. Ow.
I have heard second-hand accounts of the objects which have been removed from people's orifices at the ER. This is not a "butt story," but it is worth mentioning here: There was a guy who came in claiming that his girlfriend shoved a nail down his urethra while he was sleeping. Unfortunately for him, one of the doctors on duty also worked at another hospital's ER. He said this same guy had been to that other ER two weeks prior with the same problem. He had related the exact same story explaining how this had occurred (by blaming his girlfriend for doing it to him in his sleep). Apparently, he placed the nail there to help maintain an erection. NOT advisable! There are much, much better solutions for that.
I remember a police officer telling me how they have to use rubber gloves to search all the body cavities of inmates and how they find all sorts of contraband that way. I remember being shocked and amazed by the story about the perp who had a loaded handgun up his bum. I mean, how do you work something like that in? Wasn't he worried about it going off? And there were numerous cases of perps with knives hidden away in their rectum as well. Ow.
I have heard second-hand accounts of the objects which have been removed from people's orifices at the ER. This is not a "butt story," but it is worth mentioning here: There was a guy who came in claiming that his girlfriend shoved a nail down his urethra while he was sleeping. Unfortunately for him, one of the doctors on duty also worked at another hospital's ER. He said this same guy had been to that other ER two weeks prior with the same problem. He had related the exact same story explaining how this had occurred (by blaming his girlfriend for doing it to him in his sleep). Apparently, he placed the nail there to help maintain an erection. NOT advisable! There are much, much better solutions for that.
08/30/2010
Hilarious.
Most ERs have an "Ass Box" or a "Rectal Receptacle." The staff will often put cleaned stuff removed from rectums in this box. Most people are too embarrassed to ask for their things back. The food is throw away, along with anything TOO porous and/or difficult to be cleaned. You have to Red Bag it, meaning it has to be disposed of like contaminated medical waste because.....well, it was in someone's ass. Some doctors actual have their own collection. One doctor had the stuff in a Shadow Box on the wall in his little office. It was fun to see the stuff he put in the Shadow Boxes.
I actually laughed out loud when I watched this.
Most ERs have an "Ass Box" or a "Rectal Receptacle." The staff will often put cleaned stuff removed from rectums in this box. Most people are too embarrassed to ask for their things back. The food is throw away, along with anything TOO porous and/or difficult to be cleaned. You have to Red Bag it, meaning it has to be disposed of like contaminated medical waste because.....well, it was in someone's ass. Some doctors actual have their own collection. One doctor had the stuff in a Shadow Box on the wall in his little office. It was fun to see the stuff he put in the Shadow Boxes.
I actually laughed out loud when I watched this.
08/30/2010
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Bwahahahaaa!!!! I would PAY to see that image.
Originally posted by
Kindred
I remember hearing from a friend in med school about a person that stuck a basketball trophy in his ass. On x-ray, it looked like the basketball player on top of the trophy was doing a slam dunk into the persons transverse colon.
Sorry.......medical humor is kinda evil sounding, sometimes.....
08/30/2010
I remembered reading a story about cock ring nightmares and real emergency room stories regarding them last week. After reading this thread, I looked for the cock ring article again and found that the same site has articles about pains in the butt - here's one article called, More Rectal Fun!!. Take a look at the x-ray on the page. Talk about being anal retentive!
08/31/2010
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Incredible that he was able to get that inside him. People never cease to amaze and astonish!
Originally posted by
B8trDude
I remembered reading a story about cock ring nightmares and real emergency room stories regarding them last week. After reading this thread, I looked for the cock ring article again and found that the same site has articles about pains in the butt -
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I remembered reading a story about cock ring nightmares and real emergency room stories regarding them last week. After reading this thread, I looked for the cock ring article again and found that the same site has articles about pains in the butt - here's one article called, More Rectal Fun!!. Take a look at the x-ray on the page. Talk about being anal retentive!
08/31/2010
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OOOOOO, no. I've managed to miss that one. (I'm a nurse, too.)
Originally posted by
Midway through
My friends mother works in the ER. They had a guy pour concrete up his butt once.
You gotta think, "What were they thinking?" Just horny (and from my experience, often inebriated in some way, but not always) and just grabbing whatever they saw. But, you have to MIX concrete, it's not like....grabbing a pen or a flashlight off the dresser.
Now, I'm wondering, What position did he have to GET into to POUR the stuff UP his ass? On his head? Did he use a funnel? Or a syringe? Now I'm not going to stop thinking about this.
Did he dehydrate? (Concrete is hydrophylic, it attracts water. The colon's job is to REMOVE water from the stool. He could have dehydrated just from the concrete hardening.)
It's amazing.
08/31/2010
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Wow! Amazing what some people will shove inside of them! I'd rather buy something specifically meant for that purpose, thank you
Originally posted by
Metis Black
I'm told flashlights (maglights) are the number one anal toy right now.
And the most interesting thing I've ever heard removed from a butt was a President Lincoln Bank- yes the bust of Mr Lincoln.
And the most interesting thing I've ever heard removed from a butt was a President Lincoln Bank- yes the bust of Mr Lincoln.
09/07/2010