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Pure Plug 2.0 - Wow!
Haven't had a chance to use it yet, but I am stunned by how heavy it is! This thing feels like it weighs 5lbs!

Pfun or Pure plug?
I'm new to this scene and I'm trying to decide between two toys as my first anal toy for prostate stimulation. I can't decide between the Pfun plug...

Is the Moon Plug not being restocked?
I swear everytime I look at the product page it's out of stock...is it not coming back? D;

Are the Njoy plugs worth the price?
My sister has been talking about getting me one for weeks but I keep saying no. The steel scares me. Then I checked out the price...ouch! Could the...

Jelly for Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?
What jelly do you like best on your pb&js?

Some of that stuff... zoh mah gawd!

Very funny. A bottle of Mrs. Butterworths! Hilarious!

Two jars of Vaseline? A jar of peanut butter, WOW! Just wow.

*facepalm*

Sometimes, the intellect of people putting unsuitable stuff in their butt astounds me.

Awesome video!

LOLWUT. That is absolutely nuts!

Haha too funny XD

OMG! A butt salami?

OMG! Ducky Doolittle was so funny reading that list and showing examples of the items for visual impact. Seriously, how do people get some of that stuff in their butt? (Not to mention why they would want to in the first place, especially since there are affordable and SAFE alternatives!)

I remember a police officer telling me how they have to use rubber gloves to search all the body cavities of inmates and how they find all sorts of contraband that way. I remember being shocked and amazed by the story about the perp who had a loaded handgun up his bum. I mean, how do you work something like that in? Wasn't he worried about it going off? And there were numerous cases of perps with knives hidden away in their rectum as well. Ow.

I have heard second-hand accounts of the objects which have been removed from people's orifices at the ER. This is not a "butt story," but it is worth mentioning here: There was a guy who came in claiming that his girlfriend shoved a nail down his urethra while he was sleeping. Unfortunately for him, one of the doctors on duty also worked at another hospital's ER. He said this same guy had been to that other ER two weeks prior with the same problem. He had related the exact same story explaining how this had occurred (by blaming his girlfriend for doing it to him in his sleep). Apparently, he placed the nail there to help maintain an erection. NOT advisable! There are much, much better solutions for that.

Hilarious.

Most ERs have an "Ass Box" or a "Rectal Receptacle." The staff will often put cleaned stuff removed from rectums in this box. Most people are too embarrassed to ask for their things back. The food is throw away, along with anything TOO porous and/or difficult to be cleaned. You have to Red Bag it, meaning it has to be disposed of like contaminated medical waste because.....well, it was in someone's ass. Some doctors actual have their own collection. One doctor had the stuff in a Shadow Box on the wall in his little office. It was fun to see the stuff he put in the Shadow Boxes.

I actually laughed out loud when I watched this.

Oh I can't wait to watch this - I think doing it now (at work) with the sound on would cause some problems though...

I remember hearing from a friend in med school about a person that stuck a basketball trophy in his ass. On x-ray, it looked like the basketball player on top of the trophy was doing a slam dunk into the persons transverse colon.

hahaha! That video made my day

I loved this video.. watched it with my man, his brother and @BJismyname.. We were all horrified! I think the huge plug at the end was scarier than anything else, though.. I wouldn't know where to put that!

Ducky's expressions were too funny.. I'd love to see another installment of this!

My friends mother works in the ER. They had a guy pour concrete up his butt once.

Concrete? damn. That actually takes some effort too... you would have to plan it out, maybe even be upside-down! AND since its a chemical reaction it could actually harden. The decisions people make astound me!

Thanks for the good laugh haha

Hahaha wow!

I remembered reading a story about cock ring nightmares and real emergency room stories regarding them last week. After reading this thread, I looked for the cock ring article again and found that the same site has articles about pains in the butt - here's one article called, More Rectal Fun!!. Take a look at the x-ray on the page. Talk about being anal retentive!

I'm told flashlights (maglights) are the number one anal toy right now.

And the most interesting thing I've ever heard removed from a butt was a President Lincoln Bank- yes the bust of Mr Lincoln.