NOT for your butt!

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NOT for your butt!

ScottA ScottA
Easy to remember guide:

If you wouldn't put it in your mouth then it doesn't go in your butt.

If you would put it in your mouth then you still need to think twice (or more) to make sure it's safe for your butt.
09/07/2010
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
Have you seen this video yet?

It's great!

Check it out!
Fromt he beginning of the list I had to wonder if these people were making dinner and couldn't figure out how you are supposed to eat veggies! Some weirdly stupid people out there.
09/07/2010
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
Hilarious.

Most ERs have an "Ass Box" or a "Rectal Receptacle." The staff will often put cleaned stuff removed from rectums in this box. Most people are too embarrassed to ask for their things back. The food is throw away, ...
This would be why we warn people over and over NOT to put things in their butts...yes we do sometimes feel like we are talking to children but then we see a video like this one! Makes it all worth it for me at least.
09/07/2010
EndlessFrost EndlessFrost
That video is absolutely hilarious.
09/14/2010
Anally Fixated Anally Fixated
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
Have you seen this video yet?

It's great!

Check it out!
LMAO!!! That's HILARIOUS!!
09/15/2010
SoSexxxay SoSexxxay
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
Have you seen this video yet?

It's great!

Check it out!
Ass soup... ROFL xD

Good thing these people don't shop at Costco, otherwise those bottles of Mrs.Butterworth, Vaseline, etc, would be ECONOMY-SIZED.
10/18/2010
ToyGeek ToyGeek
Between these folks and the "hold my beer and watch this!" crowd it's no wonder the ER is always backed up.

Peanut butter.

Amazing.
10/18/2010
The Girl With No Name The Girl With No Name
A salami? Oh mai.
What an entertaining video. xD Too bad it's true, lol.
10/18/2010
The Nakanas The Nakanas
Thanks for the link. That video made our day! I never cease to be amazed at people's ability to be stupid!
10/18/2010
Blinker Blinker
Someone should tell Richard Gere about this...
10/18/2010
ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
Holy crap, I'm mostly amazed at the Cowboy thing at the end. I don't think I'd ever be able to use something that huge!
10/29/2010
ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
Holy crap, I'm mostly amazed at the Cowboy thing at the end. I don't think I'd ever be able to use something that huge!
10/29/2010
Research Research
The Cowboy is definitely not for the faint of heart.
10/30/2010
ScottA ScottA
Quote:
Originally posted by Research
The Cowboy is definitely not for the faint of heart.
You'd need to be really good at relaxing to get it all in, but that's one of the good things about this type of toy - you can start off enjoying the small end and work up as it becomes comfortable and you learn how your body works.
10/30/2010
sasweetheart89 sasweetheart89
OMG!
10/31/2010
Illusional Illusional
Well.... this was an interesting start to my day.
10/31/2010
Spilock Spilock
Oh, bad puns how I love you so. As for the video, I remember seeing that several months ago, definitely got a chuckle out of it.
10/31/2010
Kinkyquing Kinkyquing
Sounds like a lot of people need to watch the Wet Spots' PSA
10/31/2010
Research Research
Quote:
Originally posted by ScottA
You'd need to be really good at relaxing to get it all in, but that's one of the good things about this type of toy - you can start off enjoying the small end and work up as it becomes comfortable and you learn how your body works.
And you can't do much better than Tantus for that sort of thing. I'd love to get the Cowboy one of these days.
11/01/2010
DeliciousSurprise DeliciousSurprise
This article is a few months old but I just came across it.

"A Chinese man has died after an eel was inserted in rectum by friends as, reports claim, a joke."

NOT for your (or your friends) butt!
11/05/2010
IndependentlyHappy IndependentlyHappy
Wow, that's just unreal! Thanks for sharing the link.
01/16/2011
Miss Voluptuous Miss Voluptuous
Holy crap the cowboy is huuuuuge!
01/17/2011
buzz buzz
Those people need to come to Eden and get real toys!
01/21/2011
Mr. & Mrs. Peg Mr. & Mrs. Peg
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
Have you seen this video yet?

It's great!

Check it out!
I think I just wet myself!!
01/22/2011
Alek Alek
I've had some good fun with bananas and pears
01/29/2011
gumbyD gumbyD
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
Have you seen this video yet?

It's great!

Check it out!
I'm going grocery shopping.
02/09/2011
Mr. & Mrs. Peg Mr. & Mrs. Peg
I loved this!
02/24/2011
bobowaxer bobowaxer
Mrs. Butterworth's? Let's see, glass(level 10 safety), graduated bulbs, flared base...hmm.
03/01/2011
bobowaxer bobowaxer
Quote:
Originally posted by Kinkyquing
Sounds like a lot of people need to watch the Wet Spots' PSA
Funny stuff, thanks for the link.
03/01/2011
Miss T Miss T
Ass Soup!! LMFAO That is freaking hilarious! Great post!
03/01/2011
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