Had to share this awesome post about Buzz 1

Contributor: FieryRed FieryRed
While browsing toys on a large retail website, I came across possibly the best piece of writing I've ever seen from a man in regard to a dildo:

"For older mountain men like me, satisfying the insistent natural needs of healthy younger women can sometimes be taxing, if not exhausting, so when I have reached the upper limits of my own existential capability, we reach out for our silicone rubber friend, The Tantus, and turn on its agitating vibration to pleasure ourselves with. The Tantus is a stand-up device, willing and wiggling through even the hard play of insistent immersion in thorny environs, and still comes out ready for more. Built of sturdier stuff that we ordinary mortals, it is always up for the playful job at hand, and can be heartily enjoyed in whatever taxing situation without worrying about its ability to see it through to the very end of the playtime ahead. So, with or without Viagra, having a suitable substitute appliance like the Tantus can make for some interesting nights with your favorite intimate friend."

Were I a straight woman, I'd hope my man would have similar views, later in life!
06/10/2013
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Contributor: Jenna@Tantus Jenna@Tantus
Love this! Thanks for pointing it out - great rejoinder to the "couples don't use sex toys" blarney I often hear.
06/10/2013
Contributor: MrWill MrWill
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Originally posted by FieryRed
While browsing toys on a large retail website, I came across possibly the best piece of writing I've ever seen from a man in regard to a dildo:

"For older mountain men like me, satisfying the insistent natural needs of healthy younger ... more
I'm a 24 year old man, and believe me... I will grab a toy in a heartbeat if I think it will help me satisfy a woman!
06/10/2013
Contributor: FieryRed FieryRed
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Originally posted by Jenna@Tantus
Love this! Thanks for pointing it out - great rejoinder to the "couples don't use sex toys" blarney I often hear.
You know, it's a shame that sex toys are not more accepted among hetero couples! I think they're much more common fare for lesbian couples, and probably for gay men as well--though there are still some who disdain them, thinking it means they aren't creative or skilled enough on their own. So sad for them!
06/10/2013
Contributor: FieryRed FieryRed
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Originally posted by MrWill
I'm a 24 year old man, and believe me... I will grab a toy in a heartbeat if I think it will help me satisfy a woman!
Well, you are clearly an open-minded person who is very familiar with what toys can add! How did you become that way, anyway?
06/10/2013
Contributor: MrWill MrWill
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Originally posted by FieryRed
Well, you are clearly an open-minded person who is very familiar with what toys can add! How did you become that way, anyway?
Erm... went to get porn from a shop here in town one day and had a couple extra 20's in my wallet. Ended up buying 3 items and still have one of them and none of the porn. Since then I've been very open to toys
06/10/2013
Contributor: FieryRed FieryRed
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Originally posted by MrWill
Erm... went to get porn from a shop here in town one day and had a couple extra 20's in my wallet. Ended up buying 3 items and still have one of them and none of the porn. Since then I've been very open to toys
Nice--what were those first purchases? Were you raised in a way that made you more open to such things? I know, very personal, and feel free to tell me to shove it.
06/10/2013
Contributor: MrWill MrWill
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Originally posted by FieryRed
Nice--what were those first purchases? Were you raised in a way that made you more open to such things? I know, very personal, and feel free to tell me to shove it.
Nah. It's the internet, I can be honest :-P


I wasn't raised in a particularly sexually open home, but on more than one occasion heard my parents and also stumbled across their toys while looking for my Dad's porn.

The first purchases were:

Tongue Joy, which I think Eden should definitely carry

A cherry scented pocket pussy thing that was absolutely horrid. If I could remember the name, I would find it and review it just to save people.

and a "pleasure chest" that had a little tickler feather, some different flavored dusts, and some dice.


I still have the Tongue Joy. lol
06/10/2013
Contributor: Aishiteru Aishiteru
I think I've seen this before.
06/10/2013
Contributor: FieryRed FieryRed
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Originally posted by MrWill
Nah. It's the internet, I can be honest :-P


I wasn't raised in a particularly sexually open home, but on more than one occasion heard my parents and also stumbled across their toys while looking for my Dad's porn.

The ... more
Ahh, sounds like someone had a partner in mind at the time?

I've seen the Tongue Joy before! So you like it, eh? EdenShouldCarry time...
06/10/2013
Contributor: Nezzie13 Nezzie13
I've read that! I came across it when I Googled reviews for Tantus Buzz 1. It made me smile. You go older mountain man!
06/10/2013
Contributor: Pete's Princess Pete's Princess
Thanks for sharing!
06/10/2013
Contributor: FieryRed FieryRed
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Originally posted by Nezzie13
I've read that! I came across it when I Googled reviews for Tantus Buzz 1. It made me smile. You go older mountain man!
I know, right? What an awesome attitude! Not to mention the extremely entertaining writing style!
06/11/2013
Contributor: FieryRed FieryRed
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Originally posted by Pete's Princess
Thanks for sharing!
Glad you enjoyed it, Pete's Princess!
06/11/2013
Contributor: bratcat bratcat
This is great! i love knowing that someone is so considerate of their partners needs, and how sex toys can really help relationships. I'm not sure if it's just a subjective view, but i know many hetronormative couples (myself included) as well as same sex couples who use toys as an active part of their sex life.
My partner and i always are suggesting to add toys to the mix as well as being open about our own sex life to help sway friends into thinking about trying something out for themselves. Even so that he will suggest EF to friends when talking about sex toys (and he's never even been to this site).
06/11/2013
Contributor: K101 K101
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Originally posted by FieryRed
While browsing toys on a large retail website, I came across possibly the best piece of writing I've ever seen from a man in regard to a dildo:

"For older mountain men like me, satisfying the insistent natural needs of healthy younger ... more
Awesome. But who's the author?
06/11/2013
Contributor: Virgingasms Virgingasms
Aww, a post about dildos that manages to be humorous and sweet! Where do I meet a man like this?
06/11/2013
Contributor: FieryRed FieryRed
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Originally posted by K101
Awesome. But who's the author?
It's a review on another site, so I didn't know if I should share that--but it looks like his screen-name is "Labradorman".
06/13/2013