"For older mountain men like me, satisfying the insistent natural needs of healthy younger women can sometimes be taxing, if not exhausting, so when I have reached the upper limits of my own existential capability, we reach out for our silicone rubber friend, The Tantus, and turn on its agitating vibration to pleasure ourselves with. The Tantus is a stand-up device, willing and wiggling through even the hard play of insistent immersion in thorny environs, and still comes out ready for more. Built of sturdier stuff that we ordinary mortals, it is always up for the playful job at hand, and can be heartily enjoyed in whatever taxing situation without worrying about its ability to see it through to the very end of the playtime ahead. So, with or without Viagra, having a suitable substitute appliance like the Tantus can make for some interesting nights with your favorite intimate friend."
Were I a straight woman, I'd hope my man would have similar views, later in life!