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I should make you a dildo that ejaculates confetti.
That would be fun, but I'd be more impressed if you could ejaculate confetti all on your own.
...though I can see someone saying, "Might want to see a Dr about that."
I imagine clowns could do an adult oriented show with that trick should you figure it out, lol!
You could use one of those Vixen tye-dye maverick dildos to shoot the confetti! Now that would be really festive. You can debut it on Festivus -- the holiday for the rest of us
You could have the "Airing of Grievances", "Feats of Strength," and one of the "Festivus miracles" could be the confetti spurting dildo! Perfect!