Has anyone ever "discovered" your toys?

Contributor: Katelyn Katelyn
I don't have a toy box and just keep them in a drawer in the bathroom. I just had guests over and they found my stash! It was a little funny and I am glad it wasn't anyone I didn't want to know : )
12/05/2011
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Contributor: Rossie Rossie
I keep mine in my walk-in closet, nobody except my husband knows about them.

Why don't you buy a plastic drawer unit similar to this, and keep it in your closet? Get one at Jo-ann (with their 40% coupon), it wouldn't cost a lot. It doesn't take up much space, and it's more sanitary than leaving your toys in a regular bathroom drawer.
12/05/2011
Contributor: FemmeFlo FemmeFlo
@Rossie - yeah, but that thing is clear. But they do come without the clear, see-through drawers. I've been meaning to get something like that for my toys. They're in a desk drawer/on my nightstand/laying all over my room in boxes right now. They're taking over!

No one has ever "discovered" my stash. I just let them see it. And I brag about it.
12/05/2011
Contributor: Vanille Vanille
I keep mine in my drawers amongst my clothes. They're always wiped down before use for sanitary-ness. And my Extase Liberte, being it has a travel pouch is hidden amongst my pillows.
12/05/2011
Contributor: Lucidity Lucidity
I put everything away when I think things could be "discovered".
12/05/2011
Contributor: Katelyn Katelyn
Quote:
Originally posted by Rossie
I keep mine in my walk-in closet, nobody except my husband knows about them.

Why don't you buy a plastic drawer unit similar to this, and keep it in your closet? Get one at Jo-ann (with their 40% coupon), it wouldn't cost a lot. It ... more
Haha I would want one not so clear. I would love to save up for a bigger version of the wooden toy boxes here at eden. The boxes they have here might overflow so I am looking for something a little larger but equally discrete and lockable. You are right about the sanitaryness tho, I need a box lol!
12/05/2011
Contributor: Katelyn Katelyn
Quote:
Originally posted by FemmeFlo
@Rossie - yeah, but that thing is clear. But they do come without the clear, see-through drawers. I've been meaning to get something like that for my toys. They're in a desk drawer/on my nightstand/laying all over my room in boxes right now. ... more
haha, I Love your confidence, I had a first date the other night and was like running around stashing stuff. I figure I will save my kinky side for the second or third date lol.
12/05/2011
Contributor: EvilHomer EvilHomer
Nope, but if anyone did discover them the would have to be snooping in a bedroom closet behind a stack of drawers and in a box labeled "EvilHomer's Hobby" and frankly there are other things in the closet that would be more interesting/deterring to going further.
12/05/2011
Contributor: SMichelle SMichelle
I think that a friend of mine might've found mine.. I had left a few laying out one day. She went in the room to get something, so she must've seen them. She never mentioned it though, so I haven't either.
12/05/2011
Contributor: Tangerine Tangerine
I just started collecting so I dont have case or box that is amazing. If someone discovered them I dont think I would care
12/05/2011
Contributor: starklover starklover
yes but they do not care
12/05/2011
Contributor: CreamySweet CreamySweet
Quote:
Originally posted by Katelyn
I don't have a toy box and just keep them in a drawer in the bathroom. I just had guests over and they found my stash! It was a little funny and I am glad it wasn't anyone I didn't want to know : )
Yep... Several folks have "found" them. We have a friend who is a bit snoopy which is kind of funny and she has a habit of looking / wandering around. She also has a habit of looking through pics on your phone or camera if you hand it to her to show her one in particular.

For my toys - I keep them in a closet organizer that has three drawers and then a top shelf and a stack of three shelves above with glass window doors. I keep my tie me up - tie my hubby stuff up in the drawers which consists of black heavy duty collars for each appendage and then the lone ranger eye mask and my sexy "Eyes wide shut" style feather masks. In the upper shelves i have about six or seven rabbit style vibrators and a glass dildo along with my pride and joy big pink real looking 8" insertable (YES YOU SHOULD GET ONE ) which is suction cupped in a proud erect fashion to a 6 inch tile. I also have about a hundred prints of my naked self in various poses and doing various things before we moved everything to digital. She "Found" this stash of stuff - and about passed the fuck out. She doesn't seem to search my closet anymore after that shock.

As for the camera thing I handed it to her at a Nickleback concert to look at a couple of the pics - she went searching right up until she found the two shots of my freshly made creampie with me laying spread eagle on the table in my living room... Also more then she can handle i guess - poor little weak hearted thing.

My mom has also stumbled onto my collection several times as it has moved around as she has a habit of being a super kind and nice mom and folding and putting away laundry when she comes to visit.
12/05/2011
Contributor: married with children married with children
We keep ours in the bedroom, and no one but my wife and I go in our bedroom. The kids do sometimes, but not without one of us. I have not had anyone find our toys yet. I am sure that one day it might happen.
12/05/2011
Contributor: Katelyn Katelyn
Quote:
Originally posted by CreamySweet
Yep... Several folks have "found" them. We have a friend who is a bit snoopy which is kind of funny and she has a habit of looking / wandering around. She also has a habit of looking through pics on your phone or camera if you hand it to ... more
My mom is the same way, always going through stuff cleaning and helping out. I am sure she will stumble across things soon enough : )
12/06/2011
Contributor: Horny & Holy Horny & Holy
No but our kids have gotten pretty close. Especially when they start snooping around for where we hide he Christmas presents.
12/06/2011
Contributor: Why Why
Mine are in a clear box under my bed...and my bed is on risers so it's pretty obvious. I've just flat-out showed my toys to friends though, I don't really care, we talk about that stuff.
12/06/2011
Contributor: switzerland switzerland
i have yet to purchase myself some toys, but i did once find my ex-best friend's... i actually knew about them, but after a house party she let me and a guy friend have her bed while she was in her parent's bed. me and the guy friend were just chatting and his mindlessly opened her bed side table drawer and closed it quickly. laughing and asking what it was (it was a rabbit of some sorts - he didn't know what the rabbit part was for)... i never told her until a little later, and she got super embarrassed about it. i thought it was hilarious. i find it nothing to be embarrassed about, but to each their own - and i did apologize for his actions.
12/06/2011
Contributor: PeachieClean PeachieClean
No real big deal in "finding" any of my things. Most of the time I just open boxes in front of whoever happens to be around. I do keep them in boxes in a drawer though, for sanitary/politness reasons. (I have a box for silicone, one for jelly, one for plastic, one for clothing type items and one for lube. The most organized part of my house.)
12/07/2011
Contributor: swaggsohott12 swaggsohott12
no i keep mines hidden!
12/10/2011
Contributor: KnS KnS
Roommate has seen some of it but we prefer to keep our collection in a locking drawer now.
12/11/2011
Contributor: Ash1141 Ash1141
In my nightstand....so far so good
12/11/2011
Contributor: Beck Beck
Quote:
Originally posted by Rossie
I keep mine in my walk-in closet, nobody except my husband knows about them.

Why don't you buy a plastic drawer unit similar to this, and keep it in your closet? Get one at Jo-ann (with their 40% coupon), it wouldn't cost a lot. It ... more
This is actually what I use, only I have a black one. You can get them for less than 20 at walmart and in many colors as well.

We purchased my son this lockable tote for his toys. I thought about getting me one, it is like a trunk, but plastic.Like this, but they were $20 at the store.
12/11/2011
Contributor: Starwalker01 Starwalker01
I used to keep my favorite toy under my pillow so that it was right there when ever I needed it. Well one day I had a friend over and she wanted to take a nap. I totally forgot it was there until she came out of the bedroom and said, "I think there's something you want to put away under your pillow." I was totally embarrassed. I was hugely apologetic and ran to put it away.

I now keep mine in my drawer in my night stand. So far no one has ever found them.
12/12/2011
Contributor: Nazaress Nazaress
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Originally posted by Katelyn
I don't have a toy box and just keep them in a drawer in the bathroom. I just had guests over and they found my stash! It was a little funny and I am glad it wasn't anyone I didn't want to know : )
My boyfriend and I, despite our age, still live with family. We live with his grandmother, to be precise. We only have a tiny, little room to ourselves. We keep our toys in a shoe box hidden on top of a bookcase. I think we're safe from her discovering them herself since she's an older woman and cannot reach the box. I just hope she never asks what's in it!
12/13/2011
Contributor: namelesschaos namelesschaos
Short version: Yes, I'm sure my mom has stumbled along something at some point...

Longer version:... yet she keep saying I found a fake pair of breasts when I own no such thing so I'm not quite sure how to count that.
12/13/2011
Contributor: SaraU29 SaraU29
nOT YET, BUT MY NEPHEW WAS IN MY ROOM WHILE i WAS GETTING CLOTHES OUT OF MY DRAWER, WHEN ALL THE SUDDEN YOU HEARD A LOUD BZZZZZ ACROSS THE BOTTOM OF THE DRAWER i WAS IN.
12/21/2011
Contributor: missesxhopeless missesxhopeless
I usually hide mine in my night stand, but I have a nosey family so I need to start moving them asap :/ any suggestions? I have a live in boyfriend, who really doesn't do much for me.. so I need to keep things discreet.
01/30/2012
Contributor: ladychristie ladychristie
Our friend came into our room and we had a vibrator still laying on the bed he said uhm thats nice and J said yeah it's a new drink stirrer Christie go make dj a drink he opted out of a drink lol.
04/06/2012
Contributor: lillmiss5054 lillmiss5054
I spent the night at my bf's, my son was kind enough to help me carry my bags in, he sat my bag down and said, "mom your bag is vibrating". I now make sure all batteries are taken out or they are in the "locked" mode.
04/13/2012
Contributor: StarFire StarFire
havent had this problem yet mainly cuz i dont have kids and i live w my bf n he knows about my toys i keep them in the origanal boxes they came in in the top draw of my dresser
04/13/2012