I can't stand spiders either. Just the other night I stayed up trying to kill a spider that was performing parkour all over my bed. Then after it disappeared, I laid down in bed for hours with my eyes wide open with my shoe still in my hand. I also had my cat (who loves killing spiders and eating them) sleep on my bed to guard me from it just in case it came back.
So yeah, I'd much rather find pubic hair. But yes, "spider" is still in my name. Purely for rhyming purposes.