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Contributor: K101 K101
Tonight, my partner and I were doing some Christmas shopping and it seemed everything we came across gave me an idea of how it could be used sexually! I actually had some wild and crazy, but interesting ideas. LOL.

So, I wanted to know, do you ever see random objects and think of ways (jokingly or seriously) that they could be used sexually?

Even in the hardware department there were all kinds of sex toys! Lol.


Fill in the blank: You know you're a sex toy fanatic when...
Holding a power drill, you think 'now *this* would feel good!' LOL. Feel
12/10/2011
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Contributor: Jake'n'bake Jake'n'bake
You know you're a toy fanatic when...

You'd rather browse sites like Edenfantasys than look at youtube.

Your shopping list is 'sextoys and electronics'.

Just a couple that I do on a routine basis, haha!
12/10/2011
Contributor: Rossie Rossie
You know you're a toy fanatic when...
"a Clorox toilet wand reminds you of a good sized double dildo"
That comes into my mind everytime, when I use it to clean the toilets!
12/10/2011
Contributor: K101 K101
Lol you guys are great! I think the same things when I see similar items. My partner and I will go through wal mart and I'm saying "that silky rope could be used nicely to tie you up to..." Just today I told him I may be obsessed because we were in the car and I was singing "pink is my favorite color... Pink it was love at first sight... Pink when I turn out the light..." and I managed to come up with a verse about a pink vibe and it fit the song perfectly! Lol. I just wish I could remember it now. Ha Ha.

It really is fun though, the way you start seeing things SO differently. Lol
12/12/2011
Contributor: Cherry21 Cherry21
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Originally posted by K101
Lol you guys are great! I think the same things when I see similar items. My partner and I will go through wal mart and I'm saying "that silky rope could be used nicely to tie you up to..." Just today I told him I may be obsessed ... more
lol, I had never heard that song until about a week or so ago! my husband made me listen to it cause he was shocked I had never heard it!
12/14/2011
Contributor: js250 js250
You know when you are a toy fanatic when...you read words differently than they are written. You automatically think a pestle is a dildo, you think of ways particular cleaners can be used on your toys. EX: Bleach for toy cleaning -not house or laundry.
12/14/2011
Contributor: Jessica Elizabeth Jessica Elizabeth
You know you're a toy fanatic when you are constantly looking for hiding spots for them, so each room in the house has at least 2-3 toys stashed in it.... just in case.
01/22/2012