#Holiday - Two Truths and a Lie

Contributor: Ansley Ansley


Welcome to Edenfantasys version of Two Truths and a Lie! I thought we all could have a lot of fun with this. For those who've never played before, it's really easy! Just list two truths and one lie about yourself, then we try to figure out which is which.

Do NOT respond to anyone's guess until next Monday, December 10th. This is to ensure the game keeps going and we all get to play!

For instance if you were Angelina Jolie your two truths and one lie might look this:

I passionately kissed my brother during an awards ceremony and then said it was no big deal and I stand by that to this day.

I wore a vial of blood around my neck during my second marriage ceremony.

Brad, Jenny, Johnny [Depp], Tim [Burton], Helena [Bonham-Carter], and I regularly get together for steamy group-sex sessions.


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Contributor: Ansley Ansley
Mine:

I have never had a MMF threesome, but I've had plenty of MFF threesomes.

My porn collection is bigger than my "regular" movie collection.

I have never had my belly button, nipples, or other sensitive bits pierced.
12/06/2012
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
I once hung out with stoners at the house that Jim Morrison lived in when he attended my high school thirty years before.

I almost had an affair with the heir of the Gatorade fortune, but he was too OCD for me to deal with.

I am on a first-name basis with several published and famous authors, and had even been a character in a novel by one of them.
12/06/2012
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
My first threesome was the night before I got married with my best friend and my fiance.

I was approached by two different modeling agencies when I was pregnant with my daughter. They were looking for an "all American Mom" for a new clothing and skin care campaign.

While I was living in England I saw many theatrical shows in the most famous theaters in London. The shows I saw were: Cats, Pirates of Penzance, Singing in the Rain, Camelot and several different Shakespearean productions. On several occasions we were allowed to meet and talk to the actors about life as an actor/actress. This was where I formed the opinion that I wasn't cut out for the loss of privacy that being famous entails!
12/06/2012
Contributor: js250 js250
I have Huey Lewis's personal cell phone number and have talked to him on many occasions.

I have modernized logos for Kmart, Les Schwab and made the sign that accompanied the National Christmas Tree to Washington DC in 2008.

I have my own adult website and sell pictures and homemade porn along with the adult tube available for viewing free porn.
12/06/2012
Contributor: Beck Beck
I've never had a single job outside of babysitting.

I am married to a man who is approximately double my age.

I have two children, but have been pregnant three times, so far.
12/06/2012
Contributor: bog bog
Quote:
Originally posted by Ansley


Welcome to Edenfantasys version of Two Truths and a Lie! I thought we all could have a lot of fun with this. For those who've never played before, it's really easy! Just list two truths and one lie about yourself, then we try to ... more
I am, since junior high, a bearded lady with long, curly sideburns. It's very dark, very noticeable, and not medically induced (ie. "natural," whatever that means).

I had a horizontal AND vertical nipple piercing in one nipple at age 16.

I once had sex on an airplane.
12/06/2012
Contributor: XxXxX XxXxX
I once had sex on a monument in the center of town square at lunch time just after a surprise homecoming of my long time boyfriend. Luckily we were done before the cops showed up and ran away when we saw them.

I keep a tally of each time someone has asked me to marry them in the past 2 years and the total is over 90.

I enjoy meeting people I have met online for friendship and/or sexy time.
12/06/2012
Contributor: So Long Ya Doofuses! So Long Ya Doofuses!
My first homemade sex toy was a broken hairbrush handle wrapped in Saran wrap.

My ex-boyfriend came out to me as bisexual after we saw Iron Man in theaters together.

I have had sexual dreams about Stephen Colbert and Apolo Ohno.
12/06/2012
Contributor: edeneve edeneve
I make Chocolate Covered Cherries.

I make Cherries Jubilee.

I make Chocolate Covered Bananas.
12/06/2012
Contributor: no longer here no longer here
Mrs Scotch is the first person Mr Scotch ever had sex with.

Mr Scotch was a swinger during his first marriage.

The most public place Mr and Mrs have ever had sex is in the elevator at his apartment in college.
12/06/2012
Contributor: Gone (LD29) Gone (LD29)
One time I went on vacation with 20 other women who I met over the internet. It was my first time meeting several of them in person.

Although I currently work in retail, I actually went to school for photography.

I was 24 years old before I ever rode on an airplane.
12/06/2012
Contributor: Molly Carter Molly Carter
The girl I dated in high school was the maid of honor in my wedding.

I once had sex in the changing room at Sears.

My husband and I were fuck buddies before we started dating.
12/06/2012
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
I lost my virginity in my parent's bed.

When I was younger, I danced with the New Jersey Ballet Company for a short time.

The date on my wedding invitations was wrong, and I actually got married the day before they said.
12/06/2012
Contributor: AliMc AliMc
I attended an all-girls high school.

I am one of 6 children.

I don't know how to ride a bike.
12/06/2012
Contributor: Vaginas Vaginas
I met my boyfriend because I bought pot off of him.

I made honors every year that I was in high school.

I got my first tattoo when I was only seventeen.
12/07/2012
Contributor: ChuChii ChuChii
In highschool I had sex in the basement where no one can see.

I live a double life

If im horny at night I like to take advantage of my fiance whiles he's asleep.
12/07/2012
Contributor: Lildrummrgurl7 Lildrummrgurl7
I didn't meet my fiance in person until 3 years into our relationship.

I've seen the Pacific Ocean from every Western state, including Hawaii and Alaska.

I've gone snowmobiling in just boxers and a tank top before. (Here's where I insert a "do not try this at home" warning)
12/07/2012
Contributor: PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
The first time I held hands with a boy, I was almost 17 years old.

I also have an attraction for females, but will never act on it.

I met almost every person I've dated on the internet, including my ex husband and husband.
12/07/2012
Contributor: Eugler Eugler
I ruined my parent's microwave ofen by melting wax for creating a sextoy at the age of 15.

I built an anal dildo out of a 20mm bullet casing.

My very best DIY-Toy consisted of a pringles box, a rubber glove and four sponges.
12/07/2012
Contributor: SneakersAndPearls SneakersAndPearls
I can wiggle my nose and ears.

I once ran into Bob Dylan in a coffee shop. He took a seat at my table and talked to me for an hour because he was bored and thought I "looked interesting."

My husband, children, and I all have exceptionally high IQs, and a few of us are geniuses.
12/07/2012
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
I lost my virginity while studying abroad in China. At the time, premarital sex was considered a serious crime.

I was born cryptorchid, meaning I only have one testicle that descended.

As a veterinarian, I once cared for Al Pacino's pigeon.
12/07/2012
Contributor: Girly Juice Girly Juice
I once used a remote control as a dildo.

I've had sex on a playground.

I consider myself to be androsexual.
12/07/2012
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
I own an electrified tennis racquet with which to kill spiders and mosquitoes.

I set our backyard on fire by accidentally burning a sparkler too close to dry leaves.

I'm terrified of moths.
12/07/2012
Contributor: amplified to rock amplified to rock
I have a fraternal twin sister.

I once laid a dude twice my size out flat in a mosh pit.

I made out with a dude who later won two Tony awards.
12/08/2012
Contributor: Ansley Ansley
So I guess I wasn't very clear, sorry about that. Start guessing which is which for those who've posted!

For those who posted a comment, hold off on revealing until we've got a couple of responses going. Or something like that...

So sorry for the confusion!
12/10/2012
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by Ansley
Mine:

I have never had a MMF threesome, but I've had plenty of MFF threesomes.

My porn collection is bigger than my "regular" movie collection.

I have never had my belly button, nipples, or other sensitive bits pierced.
I will start the guessing with:

#1 true
#2 true
#3 false

I just can't see you enduring the pain of the piercings....could be wrong but nope can't see it. Unless you DO have some neat piercings, then I wouldn't mind seeing it, jus' sayin'
12/10/2012
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by Chilipepper
I once hung out with stoners at the house that Jim Morrison lived in when he attended my high school thirty years before.

I almost had an affair with the heir of the Gatorade fortune, but he was too OCD for me to deal with.

I am on a ... more
Hmmmmmmmmm

#1 I am gonna say this one is false
#2 I could believe that you have met wealthy people who were too OCD to deal with so I'll say true on this one.
#3 I could also believe you are on good terms with some authors and probably made a great character in several novels!
12/10/2012
Contributor: MrWill MrWill
I can give a manicure and pedicure

I have been with 15 women in 5 years


I have 12 tattoos
12/10/2012
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by js250
I have Huey Lewis's personal cell phone number and have talked to him on many occasions.

I have modernized logos for Kmart, Les Schwab and made the sign that accompanied the National Christmas Tree to Washington DC in 2008.

I have ... more
#1 Hmmmm Huey Lewis is kind of a friendly guy so you might actually have his phone number so I'll say true on this one.
#2 I am going to say false here because it just seems too
fantastic...though that could be why it's true! I don't know!
#3 I guess you could own an adult porn site, your avatar is certainly sexy enough.

Wow this one is hard!
12/10/2012