#RomanceAllYear - Turn the heat up?! (Worst Idea Ever!)

Recently, the new editor for Cosmopolitan magazine, Joanna Coles was quoted as saying internet porn has become the default way to learn about sex and that she's over "gay men writing advice columns for women" (loosely paraphrased, of course). As a tribute to the declaration of an end of an era of really interesting sex advice, I thought it would be fun if we could reminiscence on those we've overheard or been told "work like a charm" that sound so horrible it made you cross your legs and wince.What is the absolute worst piece of advice someone has ever given when it comes spicing up their sex life? Do you know anyone (you, perhaps?) who took said advice and had a favorable outcome? Any crash and burn scenarios? I'm currently picturing the scene in National Lampoon's Van Wilder when Taj is set on fire by after dousing himself in a bottle of fragrant, alcohol-based massage oil and then backing into lit candles. Ouch!)We all a brand new sex toy adds a new element to a session, whether solo or partnered, so check out this week's promotions to turn up the heat! We're offering 15%, 20% and 25% off hundreds of dildos, vibrators and fetish gear! Get yours while supplies last and don't forget about the Facebook Friends Special where you'll save up to 70% off glass g-spot and vibrating g-spot toys.But, wait! There's more! This week on Eden Cafe we're giving away great toys - the Tor II, Lx-4 and the Zini Deux. less

Recently, the new editor for Cosmopolitan magazine, Joanna Coles was quoted as saying internet porn has become the default way to learn about sex and that she's over "gay men writing advice columns for women" (loosely paraphrased, of course). As a tribute to the declaration of an end of an era of really interesting sex advice, I thought it would be fun if we could reminiscence on those we've overheard or been told "work like a charm" that sound so horrible it made you cross your legs and wince.What is the absolute worst piece of advice someone has ever given when it comes spicing up their sex life? Do you know anyone (you, perhaps?) who took said advice and had a favorable outcome? Any crash and burn scenarios? I'm currently picturing the scene in National Lampoon's Van Wilder when Taj is set on fire by after dousing himself in a bottle of fragrant, alcohol-based massage oil and then backing into lit candles. Ouch!)We all a brand new sex toy adds a new element to a session, whether solo or partnered, so check out this week's promotions to turn up the heat! We're offering 15%, 20% and 25% off hundreds of dildos, vibrators and fetish gear! Get yours while supplies last and don't forget about the Facebook Friends Special where you'll save up to 70% off glass g-spot and vibrating g-spot toys.But, wait! There's more! This week on Eden Cafe we're giving away great toys - the Tor II, Lx-4 and the Zini Deux. less

"You don't need lube. Just think about what I'm doing to you." This was more like anti-advice, from the ex-husband. He took it as a personal affront on his manliness if I needed artificial lubrication instead of being naturally dripping wet. I'd give in, we'd start sex, then-- surprise surprise! -- my natural secretions wouldn't last the entire encounter and he'd have to pull out (with lots of complaints) to add the lube that he should have used in the first place. less