#RomanceAllYear - Turn the heat up?! (Worst Idea Ever!)

Ansley Ansley
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Originally posted by Jo22
Someone I worked with told me to put one of those Listerine dissolving strips on my clit and then have a fan blow on it, she said it was amazing, mind blowing....So, stupid me-I tried it: I took my desk fan placed it on the bed between my spread ... More
Oh dear! I bet you'll never take advice from another co-worker again. Something tells me she didn't have your best interest at heart.
02/28/2013
Khysel Khysel
My ex told me to bite beneath a guys sack and it did not end well at all
02/28/2013
karenm karenm
Probably to give or receive a massage right before sex. If you use condoms and have lotion or oil on your hands, then you have to be careful, as oils in either can weaken condoms. I have always been wary about this, but I don't think everyone knows.
02/28/2013
cheesewizz cheesewizz
I once read that I should put ice cubes in my mouth before doing oral! Needless to say, I didn't try it.
02/28/2013
bayosgirl bayosgirl
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Originally posted by Silverdrop
"You don't need lube. Just think about what I'm doing to you." This was more like anti-advice, from the ex-husband. He took it as a personal affront on his manliness if I needed artificial lubrication instead of being naturally ... More
Wow that is awful. Glad you got rid of him.
02/28/2013
Do emu Do emu
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Originally posted by cheesewizz
I once read that I should put ice cubes in my mouth before doing oral! Needless to say, I didn't try it.
It can be very pleasurable, depending on the person. Just make sure your partner enjoys temperature play.
02/28/2013
Edeneve Edeneve
can't remember the worst. have had some unadvisable advice, though.
02/28/2013
lildrummergrl693 lildrummergrl693
The trojan fire and ice condoms! They felt like icy hot! I know some people who love them but I hated it!
02/28/2013
Ansley Ansley
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02/28/2013
Katelyn Katelyn
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Originally posted by kmg12
The worst advice was to use fruit juice as a douche...LOL..I look back and think HOW?! I honestly think that a pineapple / "fishy" combo has to be unpleasant to be faced with... not to mention that it took a good month to get that out of my ... More
Ugh... *shivers* That's some bad advice! I would have to say, "using two condoms at once" or "using saran wrap." I haven't done these things, but I heard some rumors in high school ; )
02/28/2013
Herzer Herzer
Someone advised my wife that the best way to use a spermicidal strip was to place it across the tip of my dick instead of inside her as recommended. The burning the resulted the next time I urinated was so bad that I cringed and had flashbacks every time I took a leak for the next year.

Nothing says warm, loving after glow like the man holding his junk and screaming.
02/28/2013
Livia Drew Livia Drew
I think once when I was much, much younger Cosmo told me to bite my guy's balls. Didn't try it, but you should have seen the look on his face when I suggested it to spice things up!
02/28/2013
SamsDelight SamsDelight
Have your partner eat a lot of pineapple and they will taste like pineapple. LIARS.
02/28/2013
knitty Gritty knitty Gritty
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Originally posted by Ansley


Recently, the new editor for Cosmopolitan magazine, Joanna Coles was quoted as saying internet porn has become the default way to learn about sex and that she's over "gay men writing advice columns for women" (loosely ... More
i am honestly quite lucky that i have never been given sexual advice. actually when i was in middle school and high school, my career goal was to become a sex therapist (NO i was not sexually active, nor was i 'slutty' or thought of as someone who paraded around in this manner). and when i hit college people were constantly coming to me for advice. lol. i am a few credits shy of being able to graduate and move on to an internship.
02/28/2013
EmCose EmCose
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Originally posted by Ansley


Recently, the new editor for Cosmopolitan magazine, Joanna Coles was quoted as saying internet porn has become the default way to learn about sex and that she's over "gay men writing advice columns for women" (loosely ... More
Lol, I've never taken sex advice from anyone. I'm pretty good without it haha
03/01/2013
Istarbel Istarbel
You all should go to reddit.com/r/shitcosmo says Cosmo is trully the worts at giving any sort of advice.
03/01/2013
Rita Spratlen Rita Spratlen
Having sex just to have fun with someone you just choose! Stupid to me.
03/01/2013
SP SP
Anything from Cosmo usually makes me laugh and feel horrified for the people who tend to use their advice.
03/01/2013
Allison.Wilder Allison.Wilder
The worst piece of advice anyone has ever given me was that it's okay to use vaseline, regular hand lotions or other various things as lubrication and that it wouldn't matter if food products (chocolate syrup, sugary things) got in my vagina.

It definitely is NOT okay to use any of these products inside your vagina and my doctor gave me a lengthy lecture about body safe products (and a prescription for anti-biotics for the nasty infection these things caused). I guess it was positive because after that talk with my gyno, I was more aware of my body and what was okay for it and especially what isn't okay for it.
03/02/2013
bratcat bratcat
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Originally posted by Allison.Wilder
The worst piece of advice anyone has ever given me was that it's okay to use vaseline, regular hand lotions or other various things as lubrication and that it wouldn't matter if food products (chocolate syrup, sugary things) got in my vagina. ... More
I forgot about people suggesting using vaseline or lotions as lube. I know so many people to actually do so too
03/02/2013
urcnstarz urcnstarz
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Originally posted by Ansley


Recently, the new editor for Cosmopolitan magazine, Joanna Coles was quoted as saying internet porn has become the default way to learn about sex and that she's over "gay men writing advice columns for women" (loosely ... More
I honestly can't say that I've ever been given bad advice. But, I have heard people talk about others using BenGay and even Alka Seltzer; but I'm not one to try those types of items on my lady parts lol.
03/02/2013
dv8 dv8
I hate it when people recommend jelly toys.
03/03/2013
dv8 dv8
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Originally posted by cheesewizz
I once read that I should put ice cubes in my mouth before doing oral! Needless to say, I didn't try it.
That actually can be fun.
03/03/2013
Ashley R Ashley R
Suck on an ice cube before giving oral sex! Lets just say I almost choked and my hubby hated it :0)
03/03/2013
Gone (LD29) Gone (LD29)
Has anyone received much advise worse than what's actually published in Cosmo? I think we all need to be reminded of toilet paper bondage, among other gems...
03/03/2013
Unconventional Unconventional
I was recommended a bullet-shaped spermicide as an alternative to using a condom (with my husband, so this was solely for pregnancy prevention). I really wish I could remember the name of it, because it was horrifying. It made my vagina look like a rabid dog (it foamed up, truly disgusting) and it was HOT. I don't mean the sexy kind, either. I mean the he-can't-finish-becaus e-he's-running-to-the- bathroom-because-his-u rethra-is-on-fire kind of hot. No good.
04/16/2013
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