#SexIsSocial - Don't Get Into A Fight With A Penis Pump...

Ansley Ansley


Don't Get Into A Fight With A Penis Pump..., by js250! - Click here to read the full article.



It seems js250 has a bit of bad, or weird, luck when it comes to mishaps in the bedroom. I can't imagine anything like what she went through (broken nose? fire in the hole?) but I'm sure we've all had at least one or two injuries as the result of overzealous actions in the bedroom. (Headboard, anyone?) Some are easier to laugh off than others; can you imagine the chatter among ER hospital employees? I'm sure they've seen and heard just about all of it!

Have you ever suffered an injury during sex? Do you have a nickname for these accidents? Have you ever required emergency care for a sex-related injury?
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
Have you ever had to explain an injury received during sex?
Inkkythesquid , StephanieTaylor , SiNn , Tristan's Everything
4
Yes, to a boss or coworker.
Ansley , lildrummergrl693 , js250
3
Yes, to a friend or family member.
Ansley , lildrummergrl693 , Inkkythesquid , mistre$$ , SiNn , mamaseatspoop , BrittaniMaree , Tristan's Everything
8
No, the bruises, cuts or other malady wasn't visible.
Robespierrethecat , B/C I CAN , lnk8522 , Silvervines , The Girl With No Name
5
No, I've never been injured during sex.
Trysexual , Kindred , srexom , goodeatz , edeneve , Hubby80 , CharmCity , BabyL0ve , DrowsRose , Lummox , Jessie<3
11
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Did you make up an elaborate story to hide the injury?
Inkkythesquid , SiNn , Tristan's Everything
3
Definitely, no way I could tell that story!
Ansley , js250
2
No, but I did dance around the truth.
lildrummergrl693 , Robespierrethecat , srexom , Inkkythesquid
4
I flat out said how I was injured, 'cause that's how I roll.
Ansley , lildrummergrl693 , lnk8522 , SiNn , mamaseatspoop , Silvervines , BrittaniMaree , Tristan's Everything , The Girl With No Name
9
Other
Trysexual , mistre$$
2
Total votes: 51 (26 voters)
Poll is closed
11/15/2012
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Ansley Ansley
To my friends? I'm brutally honest. "We were messin' around and that's how I got those horrible looking bruises everywhere. My couch is hard, what do you want out of my life. *insert maniacal laugh*"

To everyone else? I either try to hide the injury or explain it away as clumsiness.

I remember one time we were working on getting in the mood and he started tickling me and I kind of jumped out of his arms, next thing I know I'm laying on the bed with a bag of frozen peas on my face. I split my eyebrow open on the corner of a very hard, wood table. Hubby doesn't like to round his corners so it was really sharp, too. Everyone at work thought I needed stitches.

You know how most people have a scar above their eyebrow from a sibling popping them in the face with a toy or them falling head first into a table while learning how to walk? That's how people assume I got this scar, and I just smile and nod and laugh to myself thinking, "man if you only knew the real story". It's a great little secret between us.
11/15/2012
lildrummergrl693 lildrummergrl693
Quote:
Originally posted by Ansley


Don't Get Into A Fight With A Penis Pump..., by js250! - Click here to read the full article.



It seems js250 has a bit of bad, or weird, luck when it comes to mishaps in the bedroom. I can't imagine anything like what ... More
To friends I am honest... they are usually jealous!
11/15/2012
Robespierrethecat Robespierrethecat
Sex injuries are usually hilarious!
11/15/2012
js250 js250
I don't say anything--our adventures are a bit out of the realm for talking to friends about, lol!! I had a whole list that kept coming at me after I wrote the story--but we aren't talking about a book, but an article....so I shortened it to the two top incidents.
11/15/2012
B/C I CAN B/C I CAN
I think the worst thing that happened to me during sex was when my girlfriend came down on my penis and it didn't quite make it in the hole. She was in pain too, but my erect penis actually bent in half. It hurt soo bad, but I didn't have a long term injury or anything to explain.
11/16/2012
Hubby80 Hubby80
I haven't been injured during sex.
11/16/2012
lnk8522 lnk8522
To friends, no reason to lie,lol,shit happans and its usually hilarious when it does. To the oss, well I guess it depends on your relationship with them. Now if its bad enough that they think you're getting whooped (and not in the good way) then id go for truth. You both might come out of it embarressed, but at least they won't worry and call the cops or something.
11/17/2012
Inkkythesquid Inkkythesquid
I'm in a bdsm relationship, but most marks are easily covered. i did have my mom ask about the red lines on my thighs though, i said it was just indents from sitting on a chair, then changed into pants. lol
11/18/2012
SiNn SiNn
Quote:
Originally posted by Ansley


Don't Get Into A Fight With A Penis Pump..., by js250! - Click here to read the full article.



It seems js250 has a bit of bad, or weird, luck when it comes to mishaps in the bedroom. I can't imagine anything like what ... More
i havent needed to see a dr or anything but i did have a few nasty bruises with a mishap with an ex and oral
11/19/2012
DrowsRose DrowsRose
never had an injury myself, could see how it could happen though. close calls haha!
11/19/2012
mamaseatspoop mamaseatspoop
I let my friends know if they notice it. why not right?
11/20/2012
BrittaniMaree BrittaniMaree
I like to get choked so I sport bruises around my neck so yes I had to tell a few people what happen I don't care I am proud of them
11/20/2012
Nacht Stern Nacht Stern
When we get kinky, we try to place the marks were they can be covered up easily by clothing.
It gets hard to come up with excuses when someone asks: "where's that from?"
11/26/2012
unfulfilled unfulfilled
I don't recall any misshaps yet and I'm not around people to notice any bruises anyway.
11/26/2012
dindagail dindagail
Only a few bruise's here and there nothing that no one would notice.
12/02/2012
Genderfree Genderfree
Fell off the bed once. There was very little space between the bed and the wall so I ended up stuck down there for a bit.
12/02/2012
Total posts: 17
Unique posters: 16