What weird-looking guy do you still totally want to have sex with?

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What weird-looking guy do you still totally want to have sex with?

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Contributor: buzzvibe buzzvibe
Quote:
Originally posted by Victoria
Oh my god, would I do Walken!
Yeah, me too.
07/26/2010
Contributor: SexyySarah SexyySarah
Captain Jack Sprarrow of Course!!!!!! Johnny Depp is soo hot, and for some reason this film makes him even hotter!
07/26/2010
Contributor: Kayla Kayla
Oh man. I'd totally do House. Times a thousand.
07/26/2010
Contributor: Misfit Momma Misfit Momma
Definitely Captain Jack Sparrow and Benicio Del Toro. Is it weird that I don't think they look weird?
07/26/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
I voted for a LOT of these guys, Bloggess.

Yeah, the limpy guy on House, named....House, Gregg House. Totally. He looks just like My Man and he is.....lovely. My Man even has a limp from when he was hit by a car. So sexy, gimpy guys.

Cap'm Sparrow? MMMMMM. "Why is the run always gone?"
07/26/2010
Contributor: Ciao. Ciao.
I'd totally do it with Eddie Izzard!
07/26/2010
Contributor: Lady Venus Lady Venus
Captain Jack Sparrow ...yum yum!
07/27/2010
Contributor: corvusmachina corvusmachina
I would tear Benicio Del Toro UP, man... He turns me on in ways I don't even fully understand yet. He's like a juicy hunk of prime rib you could just sink your teeth into... Every time I watch one of his movies I just think to myself, "My disgusting, obnoxious pet name for you will be... Beni Bear. It will reach Schmoopie-level proportions in terms of annoying the Hell out of our friends. Oh yes."

I'd also do Neil Gaiman. Amanda Palmer is a lucky lady.
09/13/2010
Contributor: corvusmachina corvusmachina
Quote:
Originally posted by Wynn
I humbly submit for consideration - Anthony Bourdain.
OHMYGOD I would TOTALLY do Bourdain! I'm so glad I'm not the only one!
09/13/2010
Contributor: P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by corvusmachina
OHMYGOD I would TOTALLY do Bourdain! I'm so glad I'm not the only one!
Tony Bordain? Totally hot. An other guy who kind of looks like My Man. (But, House looks JUST like him....)
09/13/2010
Contributor: clp clp
So many that I would jump on in a heartbeat.
Like... across security lines jumping. The dangerous kind.
09/13/2010
Contributor: UrNaughtyaAngel UrNaughtyaAngel
Captain Jack Sparrow after I give him a good bath
09/14/2010
Contributor: Trashley Trashley
Oh my gosh, are you KIDDING me? These guys aren't weird looking; they're hot as fuck! :] Hahaha pardon my french... maybe it's just my love for fat white guys, guys with bears, and guys who are assholes. Yup. I love weird guys. Haha :]
09/20/2010
Contributor: mllebeauty mllebeauty
Johnny Depp is just hot, no matter the make up! I've also got to agree with everyone on John Cusak. I've always had a thing for his snarky wit!
09/20/2010
Contributor: Madeira Madeira
David Bowie in the labyrinth is my ultimate sexual fantasy, also UNF Jack Sparrow. Actually, all of the guys I've ever wanted to have sex with have been "weird" in as much as I like guys who wear makeup and have long hair and are still kinda badass
09/20/2010
Contributor: Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Quote:
Originally posted by The Bloggess
Make me feel better about myself please.
your calling my hero Allen Rickman weird looking?!
09/20/2010
Contributor: Sera Sera
Definitely Neil Gaiman. I loved the Sandman Series and The Graveyard Book.
11/01/2010
Contributor: Blinker Blinker
I have to agree with Victoria and Oggins and do the hell out of Christopher Walken, and about 5 other men you mentioned in this here poll. Earlier today I was daydreaming of Steve Buscemi in Boardwalk Empire *sigh*.

It's the "weird" ones that fuck the best.
11/01/2010
Contributor: lamira lamira
Benicio del Toro, because he's latino. And Adrien Brody, because he's got a weird, sexy vibe.
11/03/2010
Contributor: Phoenix713 Phoenix713
Quote:
Originally posted by The Bloggess
Make me feel better about myself please.
I voted for Neil Gaiman, even though I'm not gay and I'm a guy. He's my favorite author, though. And he's not that bad looking, anyway.
11/04/2010
Contributor: cherryredhead88 cherryredhead88
Quote:
Originally posted by The Bloggess
Make me feel better about myself please.
I will take Captain Jack Sparrow and Gary Oldman as Dracula, please.

They can take turns or share IDC just let me have them both!
11/30/2010
Contributor: potstickers potstickers
My actor crush is Bill Nighy. hehehe.
12/13/2010
Contributor: PussyGalore PussyGalore
I hear Johnny Depp is about as filthy as they come - hygeinically speaking. (Is that even a word?) But, man oh man I would sutff some violets or posies up my nose for the chance to ride his tilt-a-whirl!!
12/28/2010
Contributor: RosesThorns RosesThorns
LoL sooo many choices... and I clicked a number of them rofl!
12/28/2010
Contributor: Not here Not here
My man always says I'm gross for thinking Captain Jack Sparrow is sexy. I honestly don't know what it is. But I'm not really big on Johnny Depp otherwise... it's weird.
12/28/2010
Contributor: Josh aka FootMan Josh aka FootMan
Quote:
Originally posted by Not here
My man always says I'm gross for thinking Captain Jack Sparrow is sexy. I honestly don't know what it is. But I'm not really big on Johnny Depp otherwise... it's weird.
You're SO nasty! I'm gonna go buy some eye liner and a pirate suit so you can ravage me like I'm the sexy Jack Sparrow! MMMM

*barfs*
12/30/2010
Contributor: wetone123 wetone123
Quote:
Originally posted by Naughty Student
I did not know that Jack Sparrow (the character as played by Johnny Depp)could be perceived as weird! I adore his naughty misdemeanor and overall personality I would definitely do him without hesitation.
me too! give me a naughty pirate to play with anytime!
01/19/2011
Contributor: A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople) A Closet Slut (aka nipplepeople)
Quote:
Originally posted by Oggins
I'd totally do Christopher Walken and I have no idea why....
So would I! Cause he's handsome and often plays interesting characters
01/20/2011
Contributor: MrRainybowbow MrRainybowbow
Jack sparrow then the guy from house! Something about his bitch ass self is sexy!
01/20/2011
Contributor: BadassFatass BadassFatass
I voted for...well, a bunch of them. I have HUGE crushes on Eddie Izzard (in and out of drag) and Neil Gaiman.
01/20/2011