Contest Time!!!

Hi, everybody!

I’m Matthew, the new Chief Editor/Grand Poohbah for the EdenFantasys Guides section. But feel free to call me Mr. Superlove. Or Dickface. I’ll usually answer to either.

Currently, I’m working on putting together a series of...

Hi, everybody!

I’m Matthew, the new Chief Editor/Grand Poohbah for the EdenFantasys Guides section. But feel free to call me Mr. Superlove. Or Dickface. I’ll usually answer to either.

Currently, I’m working on putting together a series of Holiday Shopping Guides – but alas, I have no worker-elves, and Santa’s holding out on that new batch of Hitachis.

Which leads me to you – we need your help! What sex toy would YOU most want this Holiday season?

To answer that question, we at EdenFantasys are starting up a new Holiday-themed contest – open to ALL members of the EdenFantasys community. It’s a pretty simple one – if you could receive any sex toy for the Holidays, what would it be, and why?

Your submission should start with that idea, “what I want most this Holiday season…”

Or, you could change it up a bit, to suit your own style…

“On the first day of Christmas, my poly-vee leather-dominant submissive non-binary Nth (there is no truth!) love gave to me…”

But! There’s more! There will be three – count ‘em down with me – 1, 2 – 3 – winning entries selected by a blue-ribbon panel of literati intelligentsia, out of work fluffers, and the ghost of Christmas past (who’s cranky because in his non-corporeal state, he can’t use his new Flip Hole).

Those three winning entrants will see their work put on-site in EdenFantasys’ Holiday Shopping Guide ’08 – ANNNNND win a prize:

First Prize: $100
Second Prize: $75
Third Prize: $50

Prizes will be paid via check or PayPal.

Submissions should be sent to EFContest@gmail.com. The deadline date for submissions is Sunday, November 30, aught-eight. Winners will be announced on Friday, December 5, still in the year aught-eight. The deadline date for submissions is, aught-eight.

Get your toy on!

Hi, everybody!

I’m Matthew, the new Chief Editor/Grand Poohbah for the EdenFantasys Guides section. But feel free to call me Mr. Superlove. Or Dickface. I’ll usually answer to either.

Currently, I’m working on putting together a series of...

Hi, everybody!

I’m Matthew, the new Chief Editor/Grand Poohbah for the EdenFantasys Guides section. But feel free to call me Mr. Superlove. Or Dickface. I’ll usually answer to either.

Currently, I’m working on putting together a series of Holiday Shopping Guides – but alas, I have no worker-elves, and Santa’s holding out on that new batch of Hitachis.

Which leads me to you – we need your help! What sex toy would YOU most want this Holiday season?

To answer that question, we at EdenFantasys are starting up a new Holiday-themed contest – open to ALL members of the EdenFantasys community. It’s a pretty simple one – if you could receive any sex toy for the Holidays, what would it be, and why?

Your submission should start with that idea, “what I want most this Holiday season…”

Or, you could change it up a bit, to suit your own style…

“On the first day of Christmas, my poly-vee leather-dominant submissive non-binary Nth (there is no truth!) love gave to me…”

But! There’s more! There will be three – count ‘em down with me – 1, 2 – 3 – winning entries selected by a blue-ribbon panel of literati intelligentsia, out of work fluffers, and the ghost of Christmas past (who’s cranky because in his non-corporeal state, he can’t use his new Flip Hole).

Those three winning entrants will see their work put on-site in EdenFantasys’ Holiday Shopping Guide ’08 – ANNNNND win a prize:

First Prize: $100
Second Prize: $75
Third Prize: $50

Prizes will be paid via check or PayPal.

Submissions should be sent to EFContest@gmail.com. The deadline date for submissions is Sunday, November 30, aught-eight. Winners will be announced on Friday, December 5, still in the year aught-eight. The deadline date for submissions is, aught-eight.

Get your toy on!

I spent my morning shower thinking of you Misantrope and your contest! I'm was cracking up laughing as I wondered if you're going to use the contest as a new form of advertising for Eden. The contest could be hilarious.

It would be a great...

I spent my morning shower thinking of you Misantrope and your contest! I'm was cracking up laughing as I wondered if you're going to use the contest as a new form of advertising for Eden. The contest could be hilarious.

It would be a great feature... "This product is the most desired toy by X reviewers! Here's why..." You might need a new tab added.

No wonder I had this strange voodoolike sensation of being tugged-on between states of dirtiness and cleanliness.

As far as turning this into an ad campaign... well, probably not, if the grand prize winner ends up being the Eleven. I just couldn't...

No wonder I had this strange voodoolike sensation of being tugged-on between states of dirtiness and cleanliness.

As far as turning this into an ad campaign... well, probably not, if the grand prize winner ends up being the Eleven. I just couldn't consciously inflict that upon the world. I mean, I'm a Misanthrope, but I'm not THAT bad.

Well, not usually, anyway.

Just because you dislike humans beings doesn't mean you can't turn their creativity into good! LOL...

You might need some way to sell a $300 toy! Besides you don't have to just use the winner. Everyone that submits for the contest won't want...

Just because you dislike humans beings doesn't mean you can't turn their creativity into good! LOL...

You might need some way to sell a $300 toy! Besides you don't have to just use the winner. Everyone that submits for the contest won't want the Eleven. ( I do!)

Think of how all those different "Why I want this toy the most..." essays could be attached to the individual toy! I think it's just a given... *grin*

DATELINE: Monday, Nov. 17, in the year aught-eight.

WHERE: EdenFantasys.com

WHO: You, et tu, ad infinutum.

WHAT: Getcher contest entries in before the 30th!

WHY: Cash prizes!

HOW: Tell us what sex toy do you want most for the...

DATELINE: Monday, Nov. 17, in the year aught-eight.

WHERE: EdenFantasys.com

WHO: You, et tu, ad infinutum.

WHAT: Getcher contest entries in before the 30th!

WHY: Cash prizes!

HOW: Tell us what sex toy do you want most for the holidays, and why?

The contest has most definitely not been back-burnered. So hurry, HURRay, HURRAY - get your contest entries in to win one of three - count 'em - THREE grrrrrreat cash prizes!

According to my diminutive tabulators, we've already got approximately...

The contest has most definitely not been back-burnered. So hurry, HURRay, HURRAY - get your contest entries in to win one of three - count 'em - THREE grrrrrreat cash prizes!

According to my diminutive tabulators, we've already got approximately 17,562 entries in. Unfortunately, 14,0987 of them had to be disqualified...for some reason, we ended up with a box of challenged ballots from Minnesota! But that's okay - lawyers for Franken and Coleman have generously offered to help out in the judging on the entries, in the spirit of transpartisanship.

So the only thing back-burnered here is the stuffing. Unless someone wants to cover me so I can go cut out a piece.

Of course I got your entry, Jane. And I have one word to sum up the toy you (and more than a few others) suggested:

...Eeeeeeeeeeek!

Although I now think that I know what a cyborg's penis looks like. So I guess I've learned something. Now I can...

Of course I got your entry, Jane. And I have one word to sum up the toy you (and more than a few others) suggested:

...Eeeeeeeeeeek!

Although I now think that I know what a cyborg's penis looks like. So I guess I've learned something. Now I can write me some killer robot porn.

if you haven't gotten your entry in yet, remember - THE DEADLINE IS THIS SUNDAY. (Nov to the 30 to the th)