I technically live on my own in an apartment-style dorm run by my university, but legally and officially I still live with my parents. Thus, I always have EF ship to my parents' house rather than my apartment because the University Post Monster loves to snack on packages. I go home almost every weekend and I try to plan my shipping around it, but more often than not my parents are the ones to receive it. I've been getting assignments every month since August, and they have yet to ask me why I keep getting boxes in the mail with contents that I have never shown them. I've been debating whether or not to tell my mom about the true nature of these monthly packages, since I'm thinking they will become a pretty regular thing. I know for a fact that she would be incredibly proud to learn that I have only spent $30 on about $250 worth of sexy fun!
That being said, I haven't had to explain YET, but I always have to be prepared for the question. So, to all the people who live with another living, breathing human (or two or five+), which of the following best describes Mail Day at YOUR place?