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Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama
There is a story that was published in 1985 called If You Give A Mouse A Cookie and it is hilarious. It starts with a boy giving a mouse a cookie...then the mouse needs milk with the cookie...then the mouse needs to wash his face...then other things happen - and eventually it gets back to giving the mouse a cookie again.

In other words - you can't just give a mouse a cookie- cause other things happen.

I think this has been "If you give this reviewer a gift card" week because I've made...a shocking (I just counted them] FOUR orders. Two are due in tomorrow...one the day after and the other one either Saturday or Monday (most likely Monday).

It started out so innocent though.

First I received an order where I'd accidentally ordered the wrong size lingerie. I did the support ticket to return it and went ahead and ordered the correct size and added two more pieces to get the free shipping.

Then I realized I could get a monthly assignment - that same day I received my $25 gift card for last month's weekly rumble win - and there were brand new DONA products...so of course I had to add them (I still had $2 left from the card).

The next day DONA perfumes came in...and I had just received another gift card for stuff I'd sold on Eden Classifieds.

Then today - thinking, "I'll be good - NO MORE ORDERS" - a lingerie item I've been waiting for - came back in stock.

So I ordered it - plus I added body butter that my daughter wants from Booty Parlor....and some other things.

I think the only way for me to break this cycle is to stay off the site.

Oh wait...tomorrow I think I'll have a credit for my affiliate code...

Hmm....I wonder what I can order then?
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*applause* That made me laugh.
Apirka Apirka
Hahaha, you definitely made me laugh! Honestly though, if I were you, I would do the exact same thing. And sometimes I do. I think, wait, no I don't need to order anything. I'll just try to save up my points and cash for an expensive item that I want, but then something cheap that I wanted came back in stock so I get it. Then a few days later, I use the points I earned from my purchase on another little item. Then I get my replacement glass piece that I sent back because it was scratched only to buy another and get it a few days later. Hah. I spend WAY too much time here. Oh, and thanks for reminding me about the affiliate code credit. Should have mine, too.
All His All His
this is great!!
Princess-Kayla ♥ Princess-Kayla ♥
This is awesome! Especially because when I was a kid, "If You Give A Moose A Muffin" was my all time favorite book!
I know how you feel though. I order something, then think about it, and am like "OH no, I should have ordered that other thing too!"
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