Does EF have any company merch?

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Does EF have any company merch?

Perish Perish
I was just wondering if EF sold any pens or stickers that had the company Logo and name on it...? Would be a good way to advertise lolz..
04/19/2009
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That Weird Guy That Weird Guy
They could sell one that looks like a vibrator and it has a twist top to get out the point to write with

ROFL.. I'd totally buy one of those.. It could be in the gag gift section.. I would write a review on it!! They might already have such a thing..

I think if they did have pens though it would be like you order something you get a promotional item for extra advertising. Kind of like calculators and calendar items for big name companies..
04/19/2009
Machina Machina
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Originally posted by That Weird Guy
They could sell one that looks like a vibrator and it has a twist top to get out the point to write with

ROFL.. I'd totally buy one of those.. It could be in the gag gift section.. I would write a review on it!! They might already have ...
Cute idea!
04/19/2009
Perish Perish
That would be awesome lol
04/19/2009
ScottA ScottA
If Eden does they should make it optional. I can imagine people new to buying sex toys getting something like a pen and somewhat freaking out: "what can I do with this? It's too big to shred. What if someone sees it? I guess I could bury it in a bag and throw it away and hopefully it won't fall out when the garbage is collected..."
04/19/2009
Gary Gary
I keep suggesting that we make Eden Fantasys switchblades, you know, to assist everyone in opening all those adult product packages.
04/23/2009
Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
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Originally posted by Gary
I keep suggesting that we make Eden Fantasys switchblades, you know, to assist everyone in opening all those adult product packages.
But how do we get to the switchblades the first time? Shipping boxes are hard to open! Maybe you could tape it to the outside of the box... That might raise a few eyebrows at the post office.
04/23/2009
Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
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Originally posted by Luscious Lily
But how do we get to the switchblades the first time? Shipping boxes are hard to open! Maybe you could tape it to the outside of the box... That might raise a few eyebrows at the post office.
I'm thinking the switchblade could be shipped in an envelope instead of a box, since it's small enough. I am a fan of this idea!
04/23/2009
That Weird Guy That Weird Guy
I bought a cock ring set.. and well, I tried to open it but it was not possible..

It was so poorly packed that it just fell apart?!??!!??! how do i know its not been handled or something if the package has no seal? I washed them for like 5 mins using tons of soap but I felt weird using them... like someone at amazon took one out and went into the bathroom for their break and put it back NO ONE WOULD KNOW!!!! ESPECIALLY ME!!!

I prefer my packages to be near impossible to open, makes me feel safer inside...

I can only imagine the fun that a fireman could have opening a package with the jaws of life. BWRRRRRREEEEE.. LOLOL that would make an epic youtube video opening a package with that thing and completely destroying it LOL
04/23/2009
Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Yeah, my teeth are getting a mite sore from gnawing open all those boxes....
04/23/2009
Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
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Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
I'm thinking the switchblade could be shipped in an envelope instead of a box, since it's small enough. I am a fan of this idea!
*palmface* Of course! I bow to your common sense, which I lack.
04/23/2009
Lithaewyn Lithaewyn
x) You guys crack me up.

I'd definitely love to see some EF merchandise and wouldn't be ashamed to use pens or notepads, etc. If not available to regular customers, I think it'd be a great idea for the affiliate program. Items like buttons/pins can cause some attention.
04/23/2009
Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
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Originally posted by Carrie Ann
Yeah, my teeth are getting a mite sore from gnawing open all those boxes....
Is it bad that I know you're not even joking?
04/23/2009
Oggins Oggins
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Originally posted by Gary
I keep suggesting that we make Eden Fantasys switchblades, you know, to assist everyone in opening all those adult product packages.
To cut the packages open with...rrright. Are you sure you just aren't looking for something new to cut your pants off with? LMAO! =P
04/25/2009
Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
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Originally posted by Oggins
To cut the packages open with...rrright. Are you sure you just aren't looking for something new to cut your pants off with? LMAO! =P
He's going to want an EF flamethrower next, so he can burn those goshdarn pesky pants off.
04/25/2009
Rockin' Rockin'
While nothing says "The sex shop I trust" better than a logo-ed switchblade, I'm in favor of this sort of merchandise as long as it's tasteful. I wouldn't expect anything less, though (so no penis pens, k?).
04/25/2009
That Weird Guy That Weird Guy
I'm not a fan of sharp stuff...

I had to sit in the ER for a bit while they sewed on this guys thumb after he accidentally cut it off, I was in the other room which was just a curtain...

Not something I want to have happen to me.. it freaks me out when I have to use something sharp and remember that guys voice...
04/25/2009
Victoria Victoria
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Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
He's going to want an EF flamethrower next, so he can burn those goshdarn pesky pants off.
Hey...are you a mind-reader? He totally has flamethrower on the maybe list!!!
04/25/2009
Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
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Originally posted by Victoria
Hey...are you a mind-reader? He totally has flamethrower on the maybe list!!!
I am known at times to be somewhat psychic regarding others' desires of pantslessness.
04/25/2009
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