A rather delicate subject on anal..... queefing

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A rather delicate subject on anal..... queefing

P'Gell P'Gell
OK. I'm gonna just lay it out there. This is directed at both men and women who are receivers of anal play and particularly anal sex, or anal play with thrusting of dildos or plugs.

Let's be honest. Anal queefing happens. It isn't a fart. When anal play gets.... enthusiastic, air is pushed into the anus and it eventually has to be let out at some point.

I've been with My Man for well over 20 years, so I'm not embarrassed about it.... that much.... although I always apologize. He thinks it's hilarious!! (ha ha ha ha )

(This was triggered by an other poster starting a thread about vaginal queefing.)

I KNOW some people aren't going to admit to it. But, I can't see how it wouldn't be a problem or simply a natural after effect of anal play for most people. Hell, I've even heard it happen in some porn.

So, how do you deal with it? Does your partner think it's funny? Do you run into an other room to deal with it? (Hell, it's MY bedroom. I've just gotten laid, I'm chilled out and happy and I ain't moving!)

If nobody responds to this thread, I'm going to cry.
10/04/2012
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Ansley Ansley
I'll respond with something that's sorta kinda off-topic but not really...

I was once in a situation (69, to be precise, I was on the bottom) and the person I was playing with ripped the nastiest, wettest-sounding fart in my face. Real, true blue flatulence.

They were of course far more mortified than they ever needed to be over the situation and I was rolling around the bed laughing while gagging for fresh air. Pretty sure if I were to ever see them again and bring it up their face would float through 50 shades of red. (Have I ever mentioned how much I dislike those books?) And why in the hell does it smell like freshly cut grass in my apartment right now? (I just made a pot of coffee, it should smell like coffee!)
10/04/2012
Kindred Kindred
I'm usually a little embarrassed and my wife says it doesn't bother her. It happens sometimes with anal play, just like shit...literally. We don't let it bother us much and move on rather quickly.
10/04/2012
P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by Ansley
I'll respond with something that's sorta kinda off-topic but not really...

I was once in a situation (69, to be precise, I was on the bottom) and the person I was playing with ripped the nastiest, wettest-sounding fart in my face. ...
LOL!

What? Cut grass smell? The fart is still there?
10/04/2012
P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by Kindred
I'm usually a little embarrassed and my wife says it doesn't bother her. It happens sometimes with anal play, just like shit...literally. We don't let it bother us much and move on rather quickly.
Thank you for being honest. When it happens to me, it seems like it's usually just the air he... pushed in. He still thinks it's the funniest thing ever. And, I'm too damn lazy to go in the other room to let it go. During sex I'd make an excuse and go into the bathroom, but for some reason after, I'm all... "whatever... live with it. You put it in there."
10/04/2012
indiglo indiglo
It's happened to me before too. I feel that since it isn't a fart, it's not my fault and I'm not embarrassed.

My man honestly would NOT care if I actually did fart right in his face. He wouldn't laugh or even acknowledge it. Knowing that, the queefs (anal or vaginal) don't bother me. I know what it is, he knows what it is... in fact, he's said before that it makes him feel proud, like it's some sort of editorial from my body cavities... yes, you fucked me very well. lol My man is kind of a weird one though...
10/04/2012
Jroc Jroc
Well as long as you've cleaned yourself out, it's fine. Then again who has anal WITHOUT cleaning their ass?
10/04/2012
ShadowedSeductress ShadowedSeductress
I'm still a beginner with anal play so haven't gotten to the point of being able to receive my boyfriends penis.

This does happen to me while having sex doggy style. Unlike an actual fart it feels very different and much more "airy" which for me is pretty much impossible for me to hold in. It's usually when we head to the bathroom after relaxing a little after sex for clean up. I sit down to use the bathroom and he stands at the sink wiping the lube off. It happens when I sit down and I always get a little red in the face, but he seems to think it's the funniest thing ever!

I'd rather him find it funny because that way I never have to feel embarrassed (other than a slight blush) or gross.
10/04/2012
RTC RTC
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
OK. I'm gonna just lay it out there. This is directed at both men and women who are receivers of anal play and particularly anal sex, or anal play with thrusting of dildos or plugs.

Let's be honest. Anal queefing happens. It isn't ...
Well whether it's anal or vaginal queefing I laugh, I think it's kind of funny!
But it doesn't even register with my boyfriend, he doesn't laugh or look weirded out or anything.
10/06/2012
squire squire
Never happens to me, but when my partner does it I laugh and let her know it's okay! I think it's cute and means we're getting into it
10/06/2012
joelb42 joelb42
I think that it is funny and my wife does too.
10/06/2012
mistressg mistressg
Quote:
Originally posted by Jroc
Well as long as you've cleaned yourself out, it's fine. Then again who has anal WITHOUT cleaning their ass?
Cleaning? Call me naive, but I'm new to this...how would one go about cleaning themselves out?
10/07/2012
Bex1331 Bex1331
meh doesn't really phase me, if he wants anal sex he'll have to deal with it
10/07/2012
Bex1331 Bex1331
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Originally posted by mistressg
Cleaning? Call me naive, but I'm new to this...how would one go about cleaning themselves out?
You could use an anal douche, I usually just pay attention to what I've eaten that day and as long as I feel fine it's not a big deal
10/07/2012
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