Anal Sex Dedicated "table" (or "bed"). Have you ever heard of these? Have you ever seen or used one?

Bignuf Bignuf
There are some amazing sex toys shops in Paris France. Big open windows. Elegant displays. Very "Boutique". While there is much of the exact same toys and supplies you might find in the USA, one store had some amazing things I have NOT seen elsewhere, and now cannot find online either. I wonder if they were "custom made" items for that store, although the owner said they "always have them in stock". One was a "anal sex table".

It is hard to describe, but let me try.

Picture a simple wood working saw horse, Four legs with a bar across the top. Cut the legs short, so someone can comfortably put their leg over the center bar and straddle the device.

Now, make that center bar MUCH wider and padded, so someone can lay forward comfortably, while straddling the center bar.

Now add Stirrups, or actually a platform for feet or knees, hanging down from the center platform, so that the rider looks and is positioned exactly like a jockey riding a thoroughbred horse in a race. Leaning way forward. There is a "handlebar" in front for them to hang on to, a pillow to rest their head, and even a knee bolster, vertical from the foot rest, so that the front of their knees can push against it for extra support in not slipping forward.

Now, here is where it gets tricky, the "riders" bottom is positioned so that immediately in back of them the horizontal bar gets narrow again (so the person straddling the bar can do so standing up in comfort (you could not straddle the part the rider is laying on, while standing...as they can by laying forward. Again, it is WIDE where they are laying, and yes, their legs are thus spread apart....like laying over the back of a horse.

In fact, the back portion for the second person to straddle is not only more narrow then the vertical "lay on it" part, but it slopes down, like the center bar on a traditional "ladies" bicycle, so that person does not have a bar poking them in the scrotum when standing behind the rider.

The entire device was "finished in a beautiful dark hardwood, with dark red leather padding". It was about $4000 US, but I would have had no way to bring it back to the U.S.A. if I had wanted to. There were even a couple "accessories" including one I remember, which was a "cheek spreader"....which was another wooden attachment that came up from under the cross bar, and had two flexible rubber coated steel "bars" that could bend and shape, and would hold their shape...and had hand sized leather pads on the ends. You would position them on the riders butt cheeks and push them apart as desired, thus holding the cheeks open as wanted, for complete "access".

The store had two mannequins strategically positioned on the device and demonstrating it's use. I remember them being TOTALLY anatomically correct...and yet they were NOT "Real Dolls", but something from Japan (They too were for sale for like $6000 each).

In any case, it was obvious that the riders tush was completely and perfectly available for the use and enjoyment of the person behind them. The rider "girl" in the position seen would not really have been able to be vaginally penetrated, as her vagina was pretty much down on the leather cushion (there was another dildo accessory cushion available for the rider, I believe), but there is no question that for ANAL access, this device was....AMAZING. Even the view would have been AMAZING.

SO...has anyone else ever seen this device? Do you know where, in the USA it can be bought???? Has anyone ever tried one? What was your opinion of it??? Worth the money or not?
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I have never heard of such a thing., and don't want to know more.
Coralbell , The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary , -BillD , LennaKieran , Elnoa , married with children , Gunsmoke , domsub1993 , Ms. Spice , DeliciousSurprise , Jon S , bayosgirl , potstickers , joja , LAndJ , SMichelle
16
I have never heard of such a thing and want to know more.
carenautilus , Nora , Sweet-Justice , aliceinthehole , Darling Jen , kokopelli , EJ , badk1tty , jay28 , Misfit Momma , TameTemptress , Tessa Taboo , ily , deletedacct , ViVix , Gone (LD29) , Two Grand , Missmarc , Intrigued , travelnurse , anonkitty , epiphanyjayne , Shadowed
23
I have seen one, and couldn't afford it.
Bignuf , Mr Dj , isisandshiva , eeep
4
I have seen one and want to buy one, or plan to buy one.
Hallmar82
1
I have used one. Liked it.
I have used one. Didn't like it or think it was worth the high price tag.
I own one now. Like it.
I own one now. Don't like it. Use it to hang dirty cloths like my workout bike.
Don' t own one, but KNOW where to get one........adivise please
Other???
isisandshiva , travelnurse
2
Total votes: 46 (44 voters)
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Hallmar82 Hallmar82
I saw one that was custom-made. So, unless you're a carpenter or know one willing to help, you might have to improvise with a weight-lifting bench, Liberator pillows, or whatever else may be available...unfortunat ely.
10/11/2011
Coralbell Coralbell
It sounds interesting, but I don't see the point of it. Anal works out just fine for me in a bed.
10/11/2011
The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary The-IT-Guy-And-My-Secretary
Gotta say a big no thanks
10/11/2011
Bignuf Bignuf
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Originally posted by Coralbell
It sounds interesting, but I don't see the point of it. Anal works out just fine for me in a bed.
Ditto, but hey, someone has to be able to turn a BIG buck off anything, eh? If you want to be crude about it, a cucumber is about as good a sex toy as any number of expensive "toys", but folks still flock to make em and buy em.

When I first saw the display from across the room, I assumed it was one of those "S&M" type "bondage" position frames or something, but there was NO (at least on the version they had on display) restraints or even places to connect them (although with wood, I guess folks could add whatever they could screw in).

It was just a "positioner". Like the ultimate Liberator Chair or something.

Hey, they were catering to VERY rich folks from the nearby financial district, there from around the world...with wallets bulging, I guess.
10/11/2011
Bignuf Bignuf
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Originally posted by Hallmar82
I saw one that was custom-made. So, unless you're a carpenter or know one willing to help, you might have to improvise with a weight-lifting bench, Liberator pillows, or whatever else may be available...unfortunat ely.
I might be totally wrong, but this think didn't "stike me" as a "one of a kind". It was VERY finished, like furniture, but the display and "device" had the trappings of being "factory" produced. Maybe not MASS production, but not a "hand made original" if you catch my drift. Looked like something from "sex toy furniture depot"...very FIT and FINISHED as something factory produced would be. In fact, I was NOT catching all the French being spoken between my host (showing me the "seedy side" of Paris, after a few days hitting the world class shops), but I DO think the owner or sales guy may have even said "we have one in a lighter wood, still in the box, if you are interested". THUS, certainly not THAT original!!!
10/11/2011
Nora Nora
It sounds very interesting...not my sort of thing, but definitely something I wouldn't mind taking a closer look at.
10/11/2011
Sweet-Justice Sweet-Justice
That...sounds fun.
10/11/2011
LQ LQ
Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
I might be totally wrong, but this think didn't "stike me" as a "one of a kind". It was VERY finished, like furniture, but the display and "device" had the trappings of being "factory" produced. Maybe not ... More
Kink Ikea!
10/12/2011
Bignuf Bignuf
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Originally posted by LQ
Kink Ikea!
TOO FUNNY..but YES, that IS kind of what it was....although the place looked more wooden boutique like a bath and bodyworks store. Hanging plants and flowers...very Fru Fru.
10/12/2011
ScottA ScottA
It may not be 100% custom, but handmade nicely-finished hardwood furniture with leather trim is expensive. Add on a no-doubt generous profit margin and I can see $4k, however I can't see spending $4k on one myself. It's sort of a fetish piece, for someone who not only likes anal but also likes the idea of having a ritualized anal experience and has the cash and space for a piece of special furniture.

There are a couple of surprises from your description as I see it - firstly you pointed out there's no way to get at the genitals easily. Seems it would be hard to stimulate the person lying on it. Secondly there doesn't sound like there's any provision for a guy lying on it to be penetrated comfortably , which seems a big omission (I guess if the padding is thick enough this could be OK). A cutaway would fix both of these problems
10/12/2011
Bignuf Bignuf
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Originally posted by ScottA
It may not be 100% custom, but handmade nicely-finished hardwood furniture with leather trim is expensive. Add on a no-doubt generous profit margin and I can see $4k, however I can't see spending $4k on one myself. It's sort of a fetish ... More
The access to anything other then the tush was indeed limited (no cutout in that model) and the padding WAS very plush. It was leather, but it felt like maybe 2 inches of memory foam under it? VERY cushy. The models were having fun, anyway..they were smiling.

As for having SPACE. Oh yes, would take up a GOOD chunk of dedicated room space. Like a BIG work out machine...with a single dedicated use.
10/13/2011
Bignuf Bignuf
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Originally posted by LQ
Kink Ikea!
TOO FUNNY. If Ikea made it, it would be stainless steel and accented with metal flake acrylic coating.
10/28/2011
Bignuf Bignuf
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Originally posted by Nora
It sounds very interesting...not my sort of thing, but definitely something I wouldn't mind taking a closer look at.
I cannot find one online. Maybe more "custom" then I realized.
10/28/2011
Istanbull Istanbull
It sounds to me like you already know exactly how this piece of furniture is constructed, why don't you just build one yourself? You could easily build it using 2x6's for less than $70. You can pad the cross beam(also a 2x6) with pillow stuffing from walmart and if you do some shopping around, find vynal to cover the padding. Tac the covering to the beam with upholstry tacs, you can get them at any big box hardware store and they are very decorative. If you want genuine leather, just see a leathersmith for a big chunk.

In the end you're going to spend a fraction of what you're saying the bought one cost.

Tell you what, If you're not that handy with building things, PM me and I'll make one for you at cost of materials + $100 labor(plus shipping too). I would make it so it can be dismantled for transport and storage.
11/06/2011
ScottA ScottA
Bignuf - models smiling makes no difference - they're paid to look like they're having fun. It could still be fun, but you can't count on it.

Bievan - I don't think I'd go with pillow stuffing. If I were doing it I'd use closed cell foam, or at least a base layer of something closed-cell with a softer foam on top.
11/16/2011
Bignuf Bignuf
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Originally posted by Istanbull
It sounds to me like you already know exactly how this piece of furniture is constructed, why don't you just build one yourself? You could easily build it using 2x6's for less than $70. You can pad the cross beam(also a 2x6) with pillow ... More
I am not sure I would ever buy one (nor have I really tried to build one)....I just happened to see the thing for sale and figured it was worth mentioning here. Kind of a unique device/furniture/toy. If figured SOMEONE might want one.
11/17/2011
ViVix ViVix
Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
There are some amazing sex toys shops in Paris France. Big open windows. Elegant displays. Very "Boutique". While there is much of the exact same toys and supplies you might find in the USA, one store had some amazing things I have NOT seen ... More
You did an incredible job of describing it...now I wish I owned one! Alas, Americans are so uptight in comparison to other countries.
08/21/2012
Two Grand Two Grand
A picture would have been nice, or maybe a sketch,
08/21/2012
Missmarc Missmarc
Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
There are some amazing sex toys shops in Paris France. Big open windows. Elegant displays. Very "Boutique". While there is much of the exact same toys and supplies you might find in the USA, one store had some amazing things I have NOT seen ... More
I have never heard of such a thing and want to know more.
08/21/2012
travelnurse travelnurse
Sounds most interesting!!
09/02/2012
epiphanyjayne epiphanyjayne
cool to see, could never afford.
09/02/2012
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