Ever used an anal toy and regretted it?

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Ever used an anal toy and regretted it?

Bignuf Bignuf
Please share...what happened???

Years ago we had a string of those cheap plastic beads on a string, that broke in mid use. NOT good. (All did come out).

We also had a vibe that kind of split in the middle...and the TOP came off...IN ME. Thankfully he grabbed the edge with a pinky and it came out.

Worse thing ever was putting in a GLASS PLUG, only to find it had CHIPPED and had a razor edge. Thankfully did not do a lot of damage, but DID draw blood at the anus. It WAS our fault, since we had kind of tossed that glass plug into a box with other glass plugs, and it must have chipped in there. We are FAR more "storage savvy" now.

Anyway, have you ever had any BAD anal toy moment???
06/13/2012
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ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Only one bad experience so far. I was using the Tantus Severin with a new lube, I had put it in before sex with the wife. That night was a long one and I spaced out reapplying the lube, the lube dries out. After we were done I grabbed a hold of the base and it DID NOT want to come out. It took some time and a bit of pain but it did come out. No real damage, just some soreness the next day. Lesson learned.
06/13/2012
Gunsmoke Gunsmoke
I once used a jelly dildo that singed my ass - burned like a BBQ on my ass. That dildo went right to the trash.
06/14/2012
Girly Juice Girly Juice
I recently bought myself a Happy Valley Joe Rock plug, and it is SOOO uncomfortable. The shape of the base and firmness of the neck are to blame, I think. So sad, since I thought I'd love it.
06/15/2012
bayosgirl bayosgirl
Ouch. Fortunately, I havent.
06/15/2012
Sir Fapsalot Sir Fapsalot
Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
Please share...what happened???

Years ago we had a string of those cheap plastic beads on a string, that broke in mid use. NOT good. (All did come out).

We also had a vibe that kind of split in the middle...and the TOP came off...IN ME. ...
Oh GOD no
06/15/2012
ScottA ScottA
Yep. Not the toy's fault, though - big toy+ impatience = owch. Don't rush things with anal, no matter how "advanced" you are.
06/16/2012
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Only one bad experience so far. I was using the Tantus Severin with a new lube, I had put it in before sex with the wife. That night was a long one and I spaced out reapplying the lube, the lube dries out. After we were done I grabbed a hold of the ...
OUCH...that sure doesn't sound fun. Dried out lube on ANY toy would be a "bad" thing. Glad "no damage was done".
06/16/2012
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by Gunsmoke
I once used a jelly dildo that singed my ass - burned like a BBQ on my ass. That dildo went right to the trash.
This is SO strange to hear. Prior to coming to this site, we had TONS (literally) of Jelly toys. They were MY favorite, for sure. Never knew anything about them being unsafe in any way. Thankfully we never had the kind of reaction you did. My that would be awful.
06/16/2012
Rossie Rossie
Nothing as dramatic as your experiences. My only regrets were buying cheap silicone butt plugs that didn't stay put.
06/16/2012
ScottA ScottA
Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
This is SO strange to hear. Prior to coming to this site, we had TONS (literally) of Jelly toys. They were MY favorite, for sure. Never knew anything about them being unsafe in any way. Thankfully we never had the kind of reaction you did. My that ...
Part of the problem with jelly is that you have no idea what is in a particular example of "jelly" without chemical analysis.
06/17/2012
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