Have you ever HIDDEN anything in your tush?

Bignuf Bignuf
Besides drug runners, apparently there are far more "benign" uses for "anal hiding", as we just learned from someone who said she once used a thin "pill tube" to roll up two $20 bills, to have as "emergency money", when going to a "strip/skinny dip" party. By having that "tube" in her butt, she said she would always "know" where she had some emergency bugg out money!!! Oh my, I have never been to anyplace where I felt THAT unsafe with my cloths or belongings or that I needed to hide money ON me or IN me like that....but to each their own.

Has anyone else ever "hidden" anything up there???? Be honest, voting is private.
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
YES.....but I cannot say what.
Yes...and it was an innocent thing.....
1
Nope.
79
Wish I had thought of that earlier.
Other?
1
Total votes: 81 (80 voters)
Poll is closed
07/04/2012
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Petite Valentine Petite Valentine
I have yet to be incarcerated — I hopefully never will be — so no butt smuggling for me.

There was a rumor some time ago that Paris Hilton hid her recreational drugs in her body, but I can't remember if it was anally or vaginally. Either way I'm sad that among all the interesting things in the world, but brain has decided to hold on to this bit of trivia.
07/04/2012
P'Gell P'Gell
No. Thank G*d, I've never been to a prison camp or in jail. Nor do I run drugs. I have... pockets and purses for my stuff. Keeps them drier and.... nicer than other places.
07/04/2012
Sir Sir
I've not ever done this, but I know people who have.
07/04/2012
Beck Beck
No! And I would never do this. Although, I know people who did go to prison who didn't have a choice but to smuggle things in. When you go to prison you do what you are told. Unless you want to sit in a room all by yourself for your time.
07/04/2012
JennSenn JennSenn
No. This sounds dangerous. I thought it was generally not a good idea to stuff things up your butt that could get lost? Although I do remember reading an article about a lady trying to steal a cell and sticking it in her vagina. Police found it by calling the number.
07/04/2012
Petite Valentine Petite Valentine
Quote:
Originally posted by JennSenn
No. This sounds dangerous. I thought it was generally not a good idea to stuff things up your butt that could get lost? Although I do remember reading an article about a lady trying to steal a cell and sticking it in her vagina. Police found it by ... More
I don't care if it's the latest and greatest iPhone or Droid, no phone is going anywhere near my vagina.
07/04/2012
ghent529 ghent529
um. no
07/04/2012
kawigrl kawigrl
nope
07/04/2012
theavocadopit theavocadopit
Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
Besides drug runners, apparently there are far more "benign" uses for "anal hiding", as we just learned from someone who said she once used a thin "pill tube" to roll up two $20 bills, to have as "emergency ... More
No!
07/04/2012
deltalima deltalima
Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
Besides drug runners, apparently there are far more "benign" uses for "anal hiding", as we just learned from someone who said she once used a thin "pill tube" to roll up two $20 bills, to have as "emergency ... More
Same here. I tend to avoid places that require me to do that
07/05/2012
Mwar Mwar
No, I'd be afraid of losing it.
07/05/2012
J5ive J5ive
Never
07/05/2012
gloomybear gloomybear
definately not
07/05/2012
MK434 MK434
Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
Besides drug runners, apparently there are far more "benign" uses for "anal hiding", as we just learned from someone who said she once used a thin "pill tube" to roll up two $20 bills, to have as "emergency ... More
No I have not but that is pretty funny!
07/05/2012
sexxxkitten sexxxkitten
Whoa...no way. That is scary!
07/05/2012
Kitka Kitka
No way.
07/05/2012
hotcherry hotcherry
nooooooo
07/05/2012
Bex1331 Bex1331
nope I'd be afraid I'd never get it back, if I had to hide things in my body I'd do it vaginally but I can't imagine ever having to do that...
07/05/2012
Why Not? Why Not?
I can't say that I had ever heard of that. But now I know exactly how I plan to propose to my partner.
07/09/2012
Stinkytofu10 Stinkytofu10
Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
Besides drug runners, apparently there are far more "benign" uses for "anal hiding", as we just learned from someone who said she once used a thin "pill tube" to roll up two $20 bills, to have as "emergency ... More
Nope... I don't think I ever will.
07/09/2012
Charry Charry
No, I don't think I could look at the item again the same way.
07/09/2012
BlooJay BlooJay
Uh...no way. Too big of a risk.
07/09/2012
Badass Badass
No... I've never hidden anything in my bum
07/10/2012
Demonise Demonise
lol, nope
07/10/2012
LAndJ LAndJ
No, and I don't think I'll ever have any need to.
07/10/2012
kitty91 kitty91
nope...and i wouldnt its a exit only for me lol
08/17/2012
justme23 justme23
Nope
08/17/2012
itismedi itismedi
First thing that popped into my head was WHY did she not hide it in her vag?
Second thing was HOW did she get it out.
Third was why was she somewhere were she was so afraid she would need "Bug out" money that she felt she HAD to hide something in her butt.

It takes all kinds to make the world go round!
08/18/2012
Noelle Noelle
Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
Besides drug runners, apparently there are far more "benign" uses for "anal hiding", as we just learned from someone who said she once used a thin "pill tube" to roll up two $20 bills, to have as "emergency ... More
OUCH!! NO.
08/18/2012
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