Hmm what's the weirdest thing you put up yer butt?

before u started buying dildos; what kinda crazyyy stuff did you put in your booty? lol! cucumbers? c:

i put a beer bottle up there once in my teens. i used ta go party a lot but i dont do it now. i heard a rumeor about a boy who put a hampster up there but i think it was a silly joke xD i'd feel bad for the tiny Lil animal
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Sadly the hamster thing is no joke. It is dangerous to anyone doing it and I won't go into how I think this kind of animal abuse should be a felony, or worse. I can tell you for a fact, people put all kinds of strange things up there, from umbrella's to toothpaste tubes. From light bulbs to shave cream cans. All horrible, terrible, awful ideas. Too many safe, and "made for it" toys out there. (Yes people...a light bulb). What were they thinking? That person could have died big time, same as the compact umbrella).A ripped open intestine isn't a formula for a happy life or good time, even if you manage to survive. less